ACW Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Olivia Munn is borderline skinny. I would have went with a Scarlet Johanson pic to save the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 I just did about 100 pushups. I'd post a picture but I'm afraid some of you guys would get a chubby. Now I am starting to get pms from guys along with the normal deluge of pms I get from the females of ES wanting to know more about me, trying to acquire pictures of me in various stages of undress, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aREDSKIN Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I just did about 100 pushups. I'd post a picture but I'm afraid some of you guys would get a chubby. Now I am starting to get pms from guys along with the normal deluge of pms I get from the females of ES wanting to know more about me, trying to acquire pictures of me in various stages of undress, etc. Ok I'll help you. You're trolling now I see. :kiss:Westbrook 36:kiss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 :1stplace: Thread of the week! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Is that kind of stuff allowed in the military yet? I can just imagine you going on 60 minutes after this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 Ok I'll help you. You're trolling now I see. Your powers of deduction are impressive, aREDSKIN. Have you ever thought of a career in federal law enforcement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Mac: Plus, Jason Statham’s physique is nothing like the lineup in Predator. Dennis: Okay, will you stop? I don’t want to have conversations anymore about dude’s physiques. Mac: Dude, in body mass alone… Dennis: That’s what I was trying to avoid — a conversation about body mass, okay. We’ve had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keeping watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse “The Body” Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on. Mac: It’s important to pack on mass. You’re talking about carbo-loading… Dennis: I don’t want to have this conversation with you anymore. Mac: No, you’d rather have conversations with video store clerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Now I am starting to get pms from guys along with the normal deluge of pms I get ... I'm sorry you're getting pms Westy. That can be very debilitating for those suffering from it, and it's no fun for those around you either. I've heard this can help: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homercles82 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I just did about 100 pushups. I'd post a picture but I'm afraid some of you guys would get a chubby. Now I am starting to get pms from guys along with the normal deluge of pms I get from the females of ES wanting to know more about me, trying to acquire pictures of me in various stages of undress, etc. You said you have better abs then the Situation and say you would post a pic. You haven't posted a pic so all we can assume is you are a fat slob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tweedr01 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Mac: Plus' date=' Jason Statham’s physique is nothing like the lineup in Predator.Dennis: Okay, will you stop? I don’t want to have conversations anymore about dude’s physiques. Mac: Dude, in body mass alone… Dennis: That’s what I was trying to avoid — a conversation about body mass, okay. We’ve had that conversation five times a day for the last month because we keeping watching Predator and all you talk about is Weathers and Jesse “The Body” Ventura and how many pounds they can pack on. Mac: It’s important to pack on mass. You’re talking about carbo-loading… Dennis: I don’t want to have this conversation with you anymore. Mac: No, you’d rather have conversations with video store clerks.[/quote'] I'm sorry, sometimes that show is just genius, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I just did about 100 pushups. I'd post a picture but I'm afraid some of you guys would get a chubby. Now I am starting to get pms from guys along with the normal deluge of pms I get from the females of ES wanting to know more about me, trying to acquire pictures of me in various stages of undress, etc. You do realize that this is the internet, right? and that anyone can claim to be something they arent....for all you know, those pictures you were sending went to this guy posing as a girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I'm sorry you're getting pms Westy. That can be very debilitating for those suffering from it, and it's no fun for those around you either. I've heard this can help: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOALSKIN Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Did he call "no homo" in the thread title? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 You do realize that this is the internet, right? and that anyone can claim to be something they arent....for all you know, those pictures you were sending went to this guy posing as a girl... Since that IS Westy, I think he can be assured that he didn't send himself pics of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOALSKIN Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I just did about 100 pushups. I'd post a picture but I'm afraid some of you guys would get a chubby. Now I am starting to get pms from guys along with the normal deluge of pms I get from the females of ES wanting to know more about me, trying to acquire pictures of me in various stages of undress, etc. Nice man! Let's see some dick pic's.... not appropriate. see you in a week -ES Staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone_dubbz Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 ^^^^^^^^ghey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I think this is the pic Westy wants to post of himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Did he call "no homo" in the thread title? Nice man! Let's see some dick pic's.... Wait what ? Personally, I think having to say "no homo" is typically more gay than just saying what's on your mind. And that second post was indeed gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 I think this is the pic Westy wants to post of himself. hahaha Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter44 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Bottle of hand cream within reach... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 Wait what ? Personally, I think having to say "no homo" is typically more gay than just saying what's on your mind. Seconded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzpackage Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 How did I get banned for using the term "****suckers" (only the filters didn't catch it, and still won't), yet this thread is allowed to persist? ES....home of "getting a chubby", "**** pics please", soft porn signatures, and other unexplainable variance. Keeping the board safe for the kiddos, huh? Unbelievable.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 This thread is gayer than Elton John riding a unicorn. If Sir Elton were riding a unicorn, it would just look like a regular horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOALSKIN Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 How did I get banned for using the term "****suckers" (only the filters didn't catch it, and still won't), yet this thread is allowed to persist?ES....home of "getting a chubby", "**** pics please", soft porn signatures, and other unexplainable variance. Keeping the board safe for the kiddos, huh? Unbelievable.... Because apparently this guy has a monster dong and can do more pushups then Jon Basetow. And I :applause: for saying what needed to be said. Everyone on the board knows that his abbs are overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted March 3, 2011 Share Posted March 3, 2011 If Sir Elton were riding a unicorn, it would just look like a regular horse. Just because of the original joke, I went Google searching for "Elton John Unicorn" and variations. Nothing perfect, but this was pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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