KingGibbs Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Sometimes I don't understand this message board. It's almost as if everyone has to put on this fake macho bravado and not allow for funny things to be discussed. Stuff like this is funny and doesn't make me long for another man in any way if he tells me he uses lotion. The homophobia on here is alarming at times. It's like you plucked this place right out of the 50s. You are 100% correct Westy. It's called the pussification of Extremeskins. Gone are the days where we pushed the limits with the likes of unsonny. I still love this site, but it's nothing like it used to be. Hell, I even miss Tarhog's nipple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I don't, and I know my boy Ashy Larry is with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 The alcohol excuse is the worst. EDIT: I never slept with an ugly girl or fat girl because I was drunk. It does not make sense. Me neith. I never got that. I had friends who always used that excuse, but I was never THAT lonely. There were dry spells, but I could never bring myself around to it. I've never been drunk enough to go there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I use butter lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoSkins561 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 My recommendation would be, never use the lotion that has sand in it. Edit Or Vicks..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chump Bailey Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Do you use lotion when you, you know....????? I prefer Crisco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I don't trust anyone who does not masturbate. God's honest truth. If you don't know how to get yourself off, how good of a lover can you possibly be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 The alcohol excuse is the worst. EDIT: I never slept with an ugly girl or fat girl because I was drunk. You did it because you LIKED it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Lotion is for amateurs. I used that when I was a teenager. Now that I'm a big boy I can get a $10 bottle of lube at Target that doesn't make me smell like flowers. However, I've been living with my girlfriend for a couple of years now so my "happy alone time" isn't as frequent as it once was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 If you talk about it....he will come. Sometimes ..literally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heisenberg Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I don't really get why so people were weirded out by this thread. I think it's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
styx491 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Lotion is nice, there are (in some cases) better alternatives... but on a side note, some of this on the goodies after a nice shower is a pretty intense, awesome, and cool feeling (just make sure the main exhibit is completely dry or it'll feel like Rosie O'Donnell instead of Jessica Alba) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 how did i miss this? :rotflmao: edit: :doh: @ kosher ham. you big tough man, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 If you talk about it....he will come.Sometimes ..literally Avert your eyes. The retinas will be cinged by the image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Even drunk nope. I got a buddy that when sober talks about his bedroom activities with his GF that we have known for years...sorry...not a smart choice. Bedroom business can be talked about but not with specifics on WHO. EDIT: Semantics is not the issue at all. You were the kid in the neighborhood who's mom didn't let him out past dark. amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10fttall Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Lotion? Really not necessary unless you have no imagination at all, or are trying to take in Schindler's List on TV at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeaconTheVillain Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 No, I don't need lotion. I get the real thing. haha. WB, I have gay friends.. hmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 edit: :doh: @ kosher ham. you big tough man, you. Only for you. You were the kid in the neighborhood who's mom didn't let him out past dark.amirite? No, not even close. I didn't grow up in the 2000's hmm You need me to help you write some better material ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Has anyone ever tried ky jelly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Has anyone ever tried ky jelly? haha. Better off with a good lube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 If you talk about it....he will come.Sometimes ..literally Way to make a comeback Tarhog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Lotion? Does this lead to an 'American Pie' scenario with the bottle? :paranoid:. I personally use my hand. And if I'm feeling up for some REAL fun, I'll use both and pretend I'm doing twins. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I use lotion... on my hands. Can't live without the stuff, it's freaking great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructis Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I am a masochist so no. I am so good at it that I can switch hands and gain a stroke. (some days the jokes just write themselves) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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