PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 ^^^Kosher Ham might be the King of False Bravado. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I stay in hotels every week. There is always a small bottle of lotion. You have a bar of soap, shampoo, body wash, and then lotion. This is curious to me. Why don't they provide cologne or after shave if they are going to provide lotion?QUOTE]When I was staying at this hostel in Miami last winter, I found a sex kit in one of the nightstands. Condoms and lube and all kinds of stuff. That was kind of creepy. Just don't think about what happened on that bed prior to you sleeping in it, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Absolutely. No one wants to be ashy ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Sometimes, but usually not. This thread would have been great for an anonymous poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 You still didn't answer the question. Exactly what advice was I looking for? The sock doesn't work, but :jerk:ing with a lubed condom..... No, I don't need lotion. I get the real thing. ^^^Kosher Ham might be the King of False Bravado. haha. No. Just honest with you guys. WB, I have gay friends. Male and female. So a homophobe would be very far from what I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Sometimes, but usually not. I think that is what led to some decrease in sensitivity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 WB, I have gay friends. Male and female. So a homophobe would be very far from what I am. What's the first thing a racist will tell you? No, I don't need lotion. I get the real thing. Now we all know the false bravado. I don't care how much ***** you get, you still whack it. Everyone does. Be man enough to admit that at least. Besides, when you're married, your whack hand is your best friend. Your wife becomes the "strange" that we all seek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Ahh, the ol "I don't need to" excuse has reared it's ugly head. This thread is now complete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 OK time to advance the discussion to the next level(pretending to forget Elks PB post)...how many are ambidextrous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 You have to force yourself to be ambidextrous. Who are the most dangerous hitters in baseball? That's right, the switch hitters. Imagine if a QB could throw consistently with either arm....how would you gameplan for him? Which side is his blind side/strong side? You don't know! That's how I like to consider myself in this arena. I'm dangerous. Kind of like the "Ultimate Weapon" that was on Sports Illustrated a few years back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 What's the first thing a racist will tell you?I don't know ? Now we all know the false bravado. I don't care how much ***** you get, you still whack it. Everyone does. Be man enough to admit that at least. Besides, when you're married, your whack hand is your best friend. Your wife becomes the "strange" that we all seek. I answered the lotion question sir. Pay attention. Not the case in my relationship. Never said I never did it, just stating that I don't currently as there is no need to. Nor has lotion ever needed to be used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I blame the internet...ya ever try to work a mouse with your less dominant hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I blame the internet...ya ever try to work a mouse with your less dominant hand? I am left handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I am left handed. Do you change the buttons on the mouse? My brothers a goofy footer and does it with his right(mouse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Never. One hand smelling of lotion is a dead give away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 This might be the most awkward thread I've ever read on ES... But... No I don't... I'm not trying to simulate sex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Do you change the buttons on the mouse?My brothers a goofy footer and does it with his right(mouse) No. I use a mouse like anyone else. Same as driving a manual car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 But... No I don't... I'm not trying to simulate sex... So....then it stands to reason that you're trying to simulate a dude's hand on your ****? Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 So....then it stands to reason that you're trying to simulate a dude's hand on your ****?Just sayin'. Not even close to what he was saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 So....then it stands to reason that you're trying to simulate a dude's hand on your ****?Just sayin'. Yeah,If you are not trying to simulate just what are you doing? ---------- Post added January-29th-2011 at 01:34 AM ---------- No. I use a mouse like anyone else. Same as driving a manual car. Left or right hand drive car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Soft hand drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Soft hand drive. and thats a wrap for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsphan Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Last time for me was when this guy lowered some down to me at the bottom of this hole he had me in. I had to put it on or get sprayed with a hose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte51Coleman Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Sometimes I don't understand this message board. It's almost as if everyone has to put on this fake macho bravado and not allow for funny things to be discussed. Stuff like this is funny and doesn't make me long for another man in any way if he tells me he uses lotion. The homophobia on here is alarming at times. It's like you plucked this place right out of the 50s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I always put the lotion on the skin.... or else I get the hose again.... Hate being told to "put the ******* lotion in the basket!" ---------- Post added January-29th-2011 at 07:38 AM ---------- ^^^ Im surprised it took that long for this comment, in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.