PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I was having a drunk convo with a friend the other day, and I was surprised to learn that he doesn't lubricate when he's "having his happy alone time." Do you use lotion when you, you know....????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Oh yeah, this thread is going to last. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I'm not that drunk yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Strange conversation for you to be having with another man to begin with. Crazy thread though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Ever wake up with a terible hangover and wonder what you posted on Extremeskins the night before? Then you log on and find out that it's worse than you imagined? Yeah, me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 I'm not really sure what started the conversation. I admit, it is strange, but it wasn't at the time....guess that's alcohol at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Strange conversation for you to be having with another man to begin with. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 The alcohol excuse is the worst. Let's say it simply...It's stupid or gay. I get that you have the need to pleasure yourself...but if you are using something why not go next level and get some type of lube ? EDIT: I never slept with an ugly girl or fat girl because I was drunk. It does not make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 I guess no one will answer? Do you use lotion or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Oh yeah, this thread is going to last. :doh: for a bit, then it will quickly fade ---------- Post added January-29th-2011 at 01:08 AM ---------- and I use peanutbutter and get the dog to lick it off. afterall it's my dog so it's not cheating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 The alcohol excuse is the worst. Let's say it simply...It's stupid or gay. I get that you have the need to pleasure yourself...but if you are using something why not go next level and get some type of lube ? It was a drunk conversation. Does that mean that it wouldn't happen sober? Not necessarily, so alcohol isn't and excuse. I guess the question could be "do you use lube?" if you're caught up in semantics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Even drunk nope. I got a buddy that when sober talks about his bedroom activities with his GF that we have known for years...sorry...not a smart choice. Bedroom business can be talked about but not with specifics on WHO. EDIT: Semantics is not the issue at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 To answer the question though. Yes, I do use lotion. Of course I use it when I go to the beach or am going to be in the sun for a while. Wait...that was what the question was about, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 Bedroom business can be talked about but not with specifics on WHO. Let's be fair, I didn't specify Jergens or Oil of Olay or the cheap stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Let's be fair, I didn't specify Jergens or Oil of Olay or the cheap stuff. Palm oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Let's be fair, I didn't specify Jergens or Oil of Olay or the cheap stuff. Why not take a visit to an adult shop if that is the advice you need ? You said you were drunk the other day, not tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 After decades of of hands on research I find oils preferable to lotion,as well as softer hands than mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 After decades of of hands on research I find oils preferable to lotion,as well as softer hands than mine Common sense quoted here...Oil or water based ? Duh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I stay in hotels every week. There is always a small bottle of lotion. You have a bar of soap, shampoo, body wash, and then lotion. This is curious to me. Why don't they provide cologne or after shave if they are going to provide lotion? We all know why. It's almost as if the hotel industry is screaming to you when you walk into the room "HAVE A GOOD TIME SURFING SMUT ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND AROUND. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE HAVE PROVIDED SOME LOTION FOR YOU TO BEAT OFF WITH. STAY WITH US AGAIN!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 Why not take a visit to an adult shop if that is the advice you need ? You said you were drunk the other day, not tonight. Where did I ask for advice? I'm just fishing for information, should've made a poll I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 It's getting a little too weird in here. Peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 I stay in hotels every week. There is always a small bottle of lotion. You have a bar of soap, shampoo, body wash, and then lotion. This is curious to me. Why don't they provide cologne or after shave if they are going to provide lotion?QUOTE]When I was staying at this hostel in Miami last winter, I found a sex kit in one of the nightstands. Condoms and lube and all kinds of stuff. That was kind of creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Where did I ask for advice? I'm just fishing for information, should've made a poll I guess When you had the discussion with your male friend, and now post it here on a male dominated board. You should just tug it with a sock like the kid in American Pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 When you had the discussion with your male friend, and now post it here on a male dominated board. You should just tug it with a sock like the kid in American Pie. You still didn't answer the question. Exactly what advice was I looking for? The sock doesn't work, but :jerk:ing with a lubed condom..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted January 29, 2011 Share Posted January 29, 2011 Sometimes I don't understand this message board. It's almost as if everyone has to put on this fake macho bravado and not allow for funny things to be discussed. Stuff like this is funny and doesn't make me long for another man in any way if he tells me he uses lotion. The homophobia on here is alarming at times. It's like you plucked this place right out of the 50s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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