Bang Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 HAYNESWORTH EXPLODES, 35 KILLED ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Skins' Haynesworth accuses zebra Haynesworth charged in Biggie's death Haynesworth punches pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMVSkins Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Haynesworth accused of wearing white after labor day, women and metrosexual males lash out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 HAYNESWORTH LINKED WITH MYSTERY WOMAN IN BAHAMAS FLING ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Haynesworth breaks into pet shop, assaults shop owner eats kittens. He was arrested while trying to flee, when he collapsed ten feet from shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Haynesworth Assaults Krispy Kreme Worker, Makes Off With Ten Dozen Glazed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 AH traded to Bills for 4rth rounder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 AH traded to Bills for 4rth rounder Please oh please let this happen eventually! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Please oh please let this happen eventually! It would be the best thing he has ever done for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 OK, people. No need to give Fat Albert any more ideas....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExoDus84 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth Apologizes Feb 14 - Washington Redskins' defensive lineman Albert Haynesworth, in a new article today published by the AP, has apologized for his recent assault charge, stemming from his recent altercation with a motorist. "Sorry 'bout that. Really, not something I do often." When asked about the recent deviation from his normal M.O., haynesworth was candid. "Normally I only assault women. I take pride in only assaulting the weaker sex, like baby mamma's, hookers, dancers, flight attendants, and whatnot. I don't know what got into me. I'll prove to you the real Albert Haynesworth is still here. I'll show all of you my pimpin hand is still strong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikie Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 "Haynesworth Accused of Augmentation: No Bust That Big Believed to be Natural" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 WP: Albert bangs a PigAlbert Heynesworth banged a pig with a hammer in the head today in what authorities claimed was not an isolated incident. For weeks now authorities have been pursuing a pig banger with the profile fitting the Hayneswerth profile. Big, dumb and full of some. Sources were well, sore. Canada media were unavailab e for commence. And it is only Monday... ---------- Post added February-14th-2011 at 10:26 PM ---------- Haynesworth is Gay, marrying a CanandianHaynesworth wife filed for divorce and spoke briefly to the media on Saturday. She states that an internet relationship has consumed Albert since the end of last season. Apparently a Canadian Football player had an on-line relationshipthat blossomed on the teams message board. When asked if true, Haynesworth just smiled, hummed and skipped away. When sources contacted the Canandian, he stated, I liked his stats top to bottom. :laugh: Ahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa C'mon now that is some funny stuff. ---------- Post added February-14th-2011 at 10:28 PM ---------- Haynesworth has a Beef on the RoadApparently Big Al has a taste for Honda Civics:D:ols: ---------- Post added February-4th-2011 at 12:35 PM ---------- Honestly you can't make this stuff up as fast as Al does and what timing. IT>s Friday, ITs Friday, of the Super Bowl wk end to boot......get down da//////it I only said that last week....omg, this isfsyjcmu ---------- Post added February-14th-2011 at 10:34 PM ---------- 10 Tips For a Romantic Valentine's Day From Albert Haynesworth---------- Post added February-14th-2011 at 04:38 PM ---------- Albert Haynesworth Named Keynote Speaker for National Organization for Women's 2011 National Conference June 24-26, 2011 in Tampa, FL. Why Tampa? Don't pick on Tampa, Tampa sucs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onedrop Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 "Why Tampa? Don't pick on Tampa, Tampa sucs." so does haynesworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 "Why Tampa? Don't pick on Tampa, Tampa sucs."so does haynesworth. onedrop the irony all you want, Al should be in Tampa.' sucs=bucs, bucs=tampa, cushatrreeee, ow too the nizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter Apotheosis Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 HAYNESWORTH EXPLODES, 35 KILLED HAYNESWORTH LINKED WITH MYSTERY WOMAN IN BAHAMAS FLING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth cut because nobody would trade for him because he is a headcase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMayo21 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 haynesworth dies; corpse provides food, shelter for local homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrifNick21 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 haynesworth dies; corpse provides food, shelter for local homeless Bad taste, in my opinion. I know it's a lighthearted thread, but I find nothing mocking someone possibly dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindred Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth's Defense: "Wasn't me" When asked to clarify their position, his lawyer responded "It uhh wasnt him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 AH traded to Bills for 4rth rounder Smaller headline and article below.... Bills GM NIX seeks key for straight jacket lock ---------- Post added February-15th-2011 at 08:46 AM ---------- "Haynesworth Accused of Augmentation: No Bust That Big Believed to be Natural" Kudos--- that is one of the tops in thread IMO. ---------- Post added February-15th-2011 at 08:54 AM ---------- NBCWashington: Haynesworth accused of sexual assault Multiple attempts to reach the buffoon came up short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 haynesworth dies; corpse provides food, shelter for local homeless yikes ...:yikes: i missed the boat on this one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 haynesworth dies; corpse provides food, shelter for local homeless Damn dude! That's cold. I still had a little chuckle, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Bad taste, in my opinion. I know it's a lighthearted thread, but I find nothing mocking someone possibly dying.I think the greater insult is towards the homeless..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flock53 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth donates brain to concussion study.........Skull was empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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