Redskins Anonymous Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 "Haynesworth says he doesn't need to report to mini camp because he stayed at a holiday Inn Express last night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Haynesworth has season ending knee injury on the 1st play of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Haynesworth has season ending knee injury on the 1st play of the game. Well that's classy of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskins Anonymous Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Albert works on his pass rush off the coast of South Africa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Haynesworth cleared for practice by Neurologist Apparently crap for brains is not an excuse to not honor a contract in the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossomo Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 AH has been found holding his off season conditioning on Tatooine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Haynesworth has season ending knee injury on the 1st play of the game. This just in HoggLife screws up what was otherwise a funny thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 BULLETIN:BULLETIN:BULLETIN: The T.V. show "whale Wars" has provided aerial footage of Redskins player Albert Haynesworth being harpooned by a Japanese whaling vessel while swimming in the Gulf of Japan. It is reported that even though the harpooning was successful, the Japanese vessel " MESOHONY" suffered a broken boon while attempting to deck the massive entity, as well as fears of him eating the other whales already in the holding containers was rumored. Eventually he was left to waddle in the bay as the Japanese Coast Guard dropped boxes of Crispy-Cremes from the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mania Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Rumors have finally serviced that the reason Albert Haynesworth hasn't participated in voluntary and manditory workouts is because he has been shooting the much anticipated film and remake "Fat Albert" Here's to Fat Alberts weight watchers program! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexx1240 Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 "Haynesworth Orders Five Guys for Lunch, Eats a Sixth." This one is too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annonymous Source Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 AH has been found holding his off season conditioning on Tatooine. It was only a matter of time:ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFanRob Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 National news: After 85 days BP finally clogs oil leak. Sporting news: Albert Haynesworth reportedly missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted July 30, 2010 Author Share Posted July 30, 2010 Haynesworth Fails Conditioning Test -Day 37 Ray Wright is utterly baffled as Albert can't run the shuttles in the time required. Apparently 10 minute hamburger breaks are not allowed. Haynesworth's Trainer, whom he reportedly trained with this off-season, is sued for incompetence. Hopefully sometime in November the "player" can re-join the team. Shannahan had no comment, but his eyes said it all or did they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 ASHBURN, Va. - On the seventh day, Albert Haynesworth rested again. Sadly this one is true, but funny anyway. God rested on the seventh day, but he had one heck of a week while creating the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 "Haynesworth misses the second half of Dallas game due to bowel movement, not injury related" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Second stripper makes paternity claim against Albert Haynesworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthTeller Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Albert Returns to Field, Passes Shuttle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryman of the North Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 haynesworth is fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 In a sheer act of desperation, Albert Haynesworth hijacked the team's JLG and drove it to a local BigBoy's Burger where he attempted to eat the giant plastic burger atop the building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeen80 Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Albert Haynesworth, Redskins DT currently in North Korea to discuss World Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ahmayzin Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 albert returns to field, passes shuttle lmao!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostyj Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Frome the 'Some "where's waldo" TC Pics 8/4' Breaking News: Bigfoot passes the Albert Haynesworth conditioning test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 5, 2010 Author Share Posted August 5, 2010 haynesworth is fat Not really, he has slimmed down and is in stealth mode. So much so in fact nobody has actually seen how much he has been practicing, or the benefits of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Not really, he has slimmed down and is in stealth mode. So much so in fact nobody has actually seen how much he has been practicing, or the benefits of it.Wow, this is great! The way things are going, we might not see him at all on Opening Day! :evilg: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted August 6, 2010 Author Share Posted August 6, 2010 Pictures from Haynesworth's MRI released Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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