Dan T. Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Here's a quick one: Boob Grabs a Boob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllBusiness Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 "ALBERT HAYNESWORTH WAS SEEN DRINKING A PINA COLADA AT TRADER VIC'S, HIS HAIR WAS PERFECT!" - ...film at 11... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth mocks akita Haynesworth buys, punches pony Haynesworth drops support of Dumbledore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 15, 2011 Author Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth donates brain to concussion study.........Skull was empty Not empty as the shocking results show, this from an inside un-named source at the hospital. Thanks Wanda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kindred Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 I know that Al owns 2 luxury apartments in Reston, he bought one for himself and one for his mother. He was in the process of remodeling his and was living with his mother in the meantime. Last I heard he had stopped construction on his and was still living with his mom. A coworker of mine also lives in those apartments and indirectly knows him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sknz45 Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Albert Haynesworth rushed to the hospital after mistaking his fingers and toes as tootsie rolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Englands Team Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Haynesworth put on IR following prison shower soap dropping incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted February 15, 2011 Share Posted February 15, 2011 Dan Snyder runs out of ways to frame Albert Haynesworth. It is revealed that AH is actually a nice guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 FootballNEWS.com:Haynesworth still available for trade Dateline 2017, Redskins DT still available for a trade, Vinny Cerrato says no offers will be overlooked. Considering his level of play the past few years he must have a couple of good years in him sometime. The Raiders have reportedly denied rumors of a three way with the Redskins and the Browns involving pro bowl QB Jason Campbell and the Browns Clay Matthews the third. ---------- Post added February-15th-2011 at 11:02 PM ---------- Wait til Wikileaks reports he sold nuke secrets to Iran Hawgboy reports what has to be the most shocking Haynesworth story yet. http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?344271-NBCWashington-Haynesworth-accused-of-sexual-assault&p=8160644&viewfull=1#post8160644 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Here's a quick one:Boob Grabs a Boob We have a winner! :1stplace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seancarter Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 FootballNEWS.com:Haynesworth still available for trade Dateline 2017, Redskins DT still available for a trade, Vinny Cerrato says no offers will be overlooked. ---------- Post added February-15th-2011 at 11:02 PM ---------- Wait til Wikileaks reports he sold nuke secrets to Iran Hawgboy reports what has to be the most shocking Haynesworth story yet. http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?344271-NBCWashington-Haynesworth-accused-of-sexual-assault&p=8160644&viewfull=1#post8160644 Had me rolling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 16, 2011 Author Share Posted February 16, 2011 Haynesworth thought to be the Easter Bunny's Love Child Photos prove it so. Now the age old question remains, was the egg first or was the chicken really a bunny? The Bunny when reached for comment simply said, "are you glad to see me or is that a chicken in your pants?" After being interviewed it was obvious he was hiding behind a mask the entire time and was really the dreaded Dark Bunny ';-]. ---------- Post added February-16th-2011 at 04:06 PM ---------- Had me rolling! Tanx, Try the veal, I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RahSKINS Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 EXCLUSIVE!!!! WE HAVE FOUND WHAT WAS SLOWING ALBERT DOWN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted February 18, 2011 Author Share Posted February 18, 2011 Re: Albert Haynesworth was at George Mason University on Saturday taking the LSAT Apparently Haynesworth can't get a lawyer to represent him in all his legal woes and has taken matters into his own hands. Insiders claim that the Professors said booo and Haynesworth dropped to the ground and rolled around as if on fire until the action stopped. ---------- Post added February-17th-2011 at 11:19 PM ---------- http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?344420-Rumor-(most-likely-BS)-Albert-Haynesworth-was-at-George-Mason-University-on-Saturday-taking-the-LSAT-(MET) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted March 2, 2011 Author Share Posted March 2, 2011 Shefter: says we're keeping Haynesworth and the 3-4Meanwhile the Redskins cut what was a premier pass rusher just a year ago. Andre Carter (11 sacks 2009) thought to be a 3-4 LBer again proves a team wrong and that he is just not cut out for that 3-4 crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 Haynesworth to Virginia: I am the only elitist Jackwagon Norfolk. When it comes to the Redksins, Albert Haynesworth claims he is the only elitist jackwagon Redskins related, period. He denies Marylanders outcry of foul treatement by Virginians as an attention whore move to gain grassroots momentum. Marylanders and Virginians both agreed to put aside the verbal pitch forks and join forces against all things Haynesworth. His agent when reached for comment stated, "look crab cakes are alright but Virginia ain't for Lovers, and both states suck compared to Tennessee." More on this breaking story when it comes available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted April 28, 2011 Author Share Posted April 28, 2011 Haynesworth: I only like White Bread Dismayed at the lack of White Bread and the whole wheat selection Albert Haynesworth decided to forego Subway for lunch Tuesday afternoon. He opted instead for some Pumpernickle on the down low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 Dexter Manley offers to help Albert Haynesworth http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Dexter-Manley-offers-to-help-Albert-Haynesworth.html&team=101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 Haynesworth: I only like White BreadDismayed at the lack of White Bread and the whole wheat selection Albert Haynesworth decided to forego Subway for lunch Tuesday afternoon. He opted instead for some Pumpernickle on the down low. Don't fear Al, Pumpernickle won't hurt ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Haynesworth traded to NE for a Well it is the sad end to a very funny thread, thanks guys for all the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins island connection Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 After being traded to NE, Albert Haynesworth stated that "he's excited to meet the queen"... Dumb-ass, its NEW England, not old England... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koolblue13 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Cupcake sales soar in small new england town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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