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I don't like this trade one bit. I don't mind him getting traded for a 5th round draft pick, but couldn't we trade him to one of the worst teams in the league and let him deal with the humiliation.

My two cents!

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Haynesworth, 31, Dies from Clam Chowder Overdose

Officials are reporting this afternoon that former NFL all-pro Albert Haynesworth fell victim to the very treasure that lured him to the Patriots' in the first place: New England Clam Chowder.

In related news, Satan has traded Haynesworth to Purgatory for a conditional 7th Round pick and told reporters:

"Things were going great down here before Albert arrived. The guy is totally delusional... He would tell me to turn down the thermostat every 5 minutes... Said there weren't enough white chicks... I mean, who does this guy think he is??" -The Devil

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