Koolblue13 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/saddles/sounds/rape.wav This link just really pissed off my computer and I would advise other to not click it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommDownMan Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 This is so funny. I laughed at this one just as much as the letter. I did at first, until I had to call IT for a repair request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsWarrior81 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's great. I love making fun of gay people. What a well thought out hoot that was.Can you add "contains hate speech" in the title? Oh come off it. There was nothing in that article that had anything to do with "hating gays". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#1njskinsfan Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 that was good stuff! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Oh come off it. There was nothing in that article that had anything to do with "hating gays". Replace gay or faggot with ****** or any other hateful term and rethink that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins_4_life Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Now thats funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DexterSackMachine Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 So Rex is the antithesis of JC, who won't throw it down the field no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Can someone copy and paste, with the necessary editing? It's blocked here at work...and I'm bored. Like half will be edited but.... .. Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I’m throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my **** hard. What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that ****. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving **** out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a p****. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh ****. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that ****. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a ***slinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That’s how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike21 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Haha that's a good one. This one cracks me up too, made by a Bears fan after 2007: c97c_2x88iU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 :rotflmao: That was a good read. But it sounds familiar....like I've seen that type of mentality posted on this site a few thousand times (but by the same handful of posters)... If we can put both JC and Rex on the field at the same time, in the rare "2-QB backfield" then we can make defenses unsure which QB will get the ball and by extension whether we'll miss our WR short or deep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_89 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Haha that's a good one. This one cracks me up too, made by a Bears fan after 2007: c97c_2x88iU Thanks for posting the vid Big Mike. WELCOME to D.C Rex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus71 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 So Rex is the antithesis of JC, who won't throw it down the field no matter what. Maybe we should put in Rexy for the long pass and JC for the short pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 I need a new rib:rotflmao::rotflmao:Mine broke from laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haithman Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's great. I love making fun of gay people. What a well thought out hoot that was.Can you add "contains hate speech" in the title? Right on que Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erock353 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Good stuff here. I'm getting a couple of t-shirts made for my friend and me with this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiingspadee Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 That's great. I love making fun of gay people. What a well thought out hoot that was.Can you add "contains hate speech" in the title? Oh please man - you need to listen to Louis CK man he explains the term faggot pretty well. See your taking those terms in their literal sense you never in your LIFE used the word that's gay? I know gay people and am 100% OK with them but sometimes hey somethings are just gay and some times while playing Call Of Duty there are faggots. Nothing hateful about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Oh please man - you need to listen to Louis CK man he explains the term faggot pretty well. See your taking those terms in their literal sense you never in your LIFE used the word that's gay? I know gay people and am 100% OK with them but sometimes hey somethings are just gay and some times while playing Call Of Duty there are faggots. Nothing hateful about it! There are as many times to use faggot at their are ******, chink, spic and a whole bunch of other wonderful terms, people use that insult subgroups, because some folks can't think hard enough to use a better one. What do you want from me? I find it offensive and I'll say so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiingspadee Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 There are as many times to use faggot at their are ******, chink, spic and a whole bunch of other wonderful terms, people use that insult subgroups, because some folks can't think hard enough to use a better one.What do you want from me? I find it offensive and I'll say so. go get a drink and take some zoloft or something. You take things WAY to serious. I mean man you took the faggot thing and got all up in a fuss funny you had nothing to say about :gasp: the mean things he said about the cheerleader or even that poor kid in the wheelchair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devastate Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 LOL! best thing I've read all week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnb123 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Now thats good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Simply awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel22 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 go get a drink and take some zoloft or something. You take things WAY to serious. I mean man you took the faggot thing and got all up in a fuss funny you had nothing to say about :gasp: the mean things he said about the cheerleader or even that poor kid in the wheelchair. Very valid points. It is very hard to make one person laugh without offending another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpskins10 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Man, didn't somebody from his own team refer to him as a "Mental Midget"??? Yep, Ron Rivera told the Chargers D that after he was released as Bears DC and signed with San Diego as their LBs coach. Pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Okay, that was funny as ****. Can't wait for preseason to see some deep bombs for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGREENHULK Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 "Unleash the Dragon" that's classic. Great read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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