China Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car. Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van. The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ. The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work. To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful. The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park. “On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently. After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said. The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ. The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 World According to Garp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Another reason to not cheat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident. You don't say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 World According to Garp. First thing I thought about. And damn China is on a roll today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Another reason to not cheat. Yeah, that had to hurt :yikes:, reading it was so painful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday... Sin Chew? Yikes I don't like the sound of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Sin Chew Daily :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejaydana Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwyl Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 She was just trying to get ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone_dubbz Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 she was just trying to get ahead. ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hokie4redskins Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 How does one explain that to the wife? "See, what had happened was..........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travdaskin Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 How does one explain that to the wife? "See, what had happened was..........." I was in need of some oral support, she gave me a few tips, BUT SHE TOOK ONE TOO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 :ahhhhh:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 How does one explain that to the wife? "See, what had happened was..........." I wonder if the wife figures you've suffered enough at that point. Probably not. China is on a roll today, but man is this disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el gorilla Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 That whole story makes me cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark The Homer Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” ...I imagine the man had voiced something as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RammsteinSkins Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Well, there goes that promotion :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 She was just trying to get ahead. ftw 2x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 China is big on penis stories lately. :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbws Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 How does one explain that to the wife? "See, what had happened was..........." Reading is fundamental. The article said She was married. It didn't say he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Seriously, I'd think I'd rather lose both my legs than my penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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