Blackest Eyes Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 why isnt this in the psycho ex gf/bf stories thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 that had to be one foul smelling bathroom....not only was the toilet most likely used every day and never cleaned, but the woman probably hadnt taken a shower in two years either, since if she did, she wouldnt have been stuck to the seat... Talk about nasty!!! :toilet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 In the voice of the Guiness guys"BRILLIANT" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Guiness book world record for sure. "the world longest dump" :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Guiness book world record for sure. "the world longest dump" :laugh: I wonder how many Courics it was? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 It happens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I don't know, man, that **** don't sound so bad. Throw a little black and white TV in that mother****er, a giant cooler with some beer and a pork rind dispenser and you got yourself a two-year vacation. Black & White TV? If you're going to dream, dream big and go for the solid-state color TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad89 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I wonder how many Courics it was? :laugh: One Hundred and one courics. It even beat Randy's. :yikes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speardog1 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 That kinda freaked me out. people are wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the burgundy and gold Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 when you gotta go...you gotta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Did she ever shower or change her clothes? I mean, how long do you have to sit on something to stick to it? I can't imagine how badly she smelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I can't imagine sitting there and doing NOTHING for two years straight. **** that. Crazy *****. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Well that's just great. A dolphin saves two whales and we gotta pry some ladie off a toilet seat. My goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 So she was giving her boyfriend ****, non-stop, for two solid years? Big deal. Every married man on this site has that beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Both of these stories are disturbing no matter how you slice it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 :laugh: BUFORD! Where do you get this crap? Seriously.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 So no family or friends. So no showers, no cleaning the toilet And no getting up nor sex other than oral. If there was no other bathroom it gets worse. Thanks.. thanks a lot for posting this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiLfan Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 constipation's a *****... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I'm your secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 OK if you had a girlfriend do this, how long before you would call for help? The first day I would just let her sit there. ***** wants to be stubborn then fine. Second day there would be police at my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 The nieghbor didn't think it was odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Wow, I hate to sit there for more than 15 minutes. I couldn't image 2 freaking years. I'd have called someone after 2 or 3 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wskin44 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I can't help but wonder if they hooked up. Her pants were already down...:doh: I can't believe you said that. :toilet: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Imagine the pins and needles when she finally was able to stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEArmchairQB Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Well after two years her legs would be severely atrophied so I doubt she would be able to stand up. If she did she could seriously hurt herself, especially with all the weight she gained sitting on her ass for two years. Seriously though, she has got to have some mental issues. The boyfriend may end up being liable if she has a history of mental issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forbeskin Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Maybe that was her thesis. To be the first person to sit on a toilet seat for 2 years. That's a least a world record! I applaud your unrelenting drive and determination lady! Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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