@DCGoldPants Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/ Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it The Associated Press updated 3:05 p.m. ET, Wed., March. 12, 2008 NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend. Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. “We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.” Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. “She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.” He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. “And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.” The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call. Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. “She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said. She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number. The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. “I don’t think anybody can make any sense out of it,” he said. Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years. He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there. “It really doesn’t surprise me,” Ellis said of the bathroom incident. “What surprises me is somebody wasn’t called in a bit earlier.” What The Hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 You can't make this **** up. :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 In the voice of the Guiness guys "BRILLIANT" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 As sick as this sounds... I hope some pics are released. It's almost an unbelieveable story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Wow, humans never cease to amaze me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 So I take it she didn't work? She stayed in the bathroom for that long and he never called anyone about it? They must've had a second bathroom for him to use. Did she ever shower or change her clothes? I mean, how long do you have to sit on something to stick to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slackermike Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Maybe her boyfriend made her sit there until she convinced him that she wasn't full of ****? All jokes aside, what kind of person doesn't call someone after a few days, let alone 2 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 That's the weirdest thing I've heard in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kuraitengai Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 that had to be one foul smelling bathroom.... not only was the toilet most likely used every day and never cleaned, but the woman probably hadnt taken a shower in two years either, since if she did, she wouldnt have been stuck to the seat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVUforREDSKINS Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I can't help but wonder if they hooked up. Her pants were already down...:doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I call :bsflag:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Was she small and stuck in the toilet seat or was she big and covered the toilet with her skin eventually consuming the seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Reminds me of this uplifting story.... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article93089.ece A 35ST woman who had to be surgically removed from her sofa after spending up to five years sat there died yesterday. American Gail Grinds, 40, had to be cut out of the seat because her skin had become attached to the fabric. Emergency crews were called to her Florida home after she complained of breathing difficulties. But they were forced to wear protective gear to enter the house because it was so filthy. Fire fighters said the foul stench was so bad fresh air had to be blasted into the room so workers could breathe, according to wftv.com. Paramedics battled to remove Grinds from the couch but could not and were forced to use wooden planks to carry her out of the house - still in the chair. She was put on the back of a trailer and rushed to hospital because she could not fit into an ambulance. Docs managed to cut her free from the couch - but she later died. Cops sealed off the house and began quizzing family members who could face neglect charges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Touchdown Redskins Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 That must have been some really awkward sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 filthy filthy filthy... ugh that so grosss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Replace the word "toilet" with "face," and now we got a story! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 There are no words. Speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Now see, this is one of the reasons I'm so glad I joined this site. I would never have read stories like this otherwise. BTW, I'm voting that she was large and her skin grew around the seat and consumed it. Also, no way she ever showered. She couldn't have moved, she was fused to the toilet, remember :puke: . Not only is this weird, but I really have to wonder why it took two years for the boyfriend to call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laurent Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I guess this is what happens when two procrastinators find each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did anyone notice that the sheriff's last name is Whipple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frommd Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Did anyone notice that the sheriff's last name is Whipple? Don't squeeze the Charmin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEArmchairQB Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 :puke:Can we put this story and the microwave baby one into a 'Things I could have lived the rest of my life without reading' merge? :puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Shot Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 There are so many damn people in this world, **** like this is bound to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headexplode Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 I don't know, man, that **** don't sound so bad. Throw a little black and white TV in that mother****er, a giant cooler with some beer and a pork rind dispenser and you got yourself a two-year vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueinBuf Posted March 12, 2008 Share Posted March 12, 2008 Reminds me of this uplifting story....http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article93089.ece A 35ST woman who had to be surgically removed from her sofa after spending up to five years sat there died yesterday. American Gail Grinds, 40, had to be cut out of the seat because her skin had become attached to the fabric. Emergency crews were called to her Florida home after she complained of breathing difficulties. But they were forced to wear protective gear to enter the house because it was so filthy. Fire fighters said the foul stench was so bad fresh air had to be blasted into the room so workers could breathe, according to wftv.com. Paramedics battled to remove Grinds from the couch but could not and were forced to use wooden planks to carry her out of the house - still in the chair. She was put on the back of a trailer and rushed to hospital because she could not fit into an ambulance. Docs managed to cut her free from the couch - but she later died. Cops sealed off the house and began quizzing family members who could face neglect charges. Pretty sure they made an episode of nip/tuck that had this same premise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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