endzone_dave Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I'm only into 11 things on that list. I guess I'm not all that white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/:laugh: More your speed, PB: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/1-coffee/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 This one made me laugh until I cried: Making you feel bad about not going outside Playing right now - Habitat by..... Mos Def Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endzone_dave Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 well its not really white people, its one subset of white people. The artsy elitist types that have a lot of time on their hands. College students make perfect white people. Working adults don't really have the time to spend on that stuff. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is hilarious, someone spent A LOT of time putting this together. Here's one to back it up that I found: http://blog.stuffblackpeoplelove.com/ ___ Finding out that a criminal is not black :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Boo @ #77 for not mentioning Stephen Lynch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btfoom Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 We also seem to love young people espousing all kinds of nonsense on the internet, claiming to know pretty much everything about all things!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unsonny Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 white people are funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 More your speed, PB: http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/1-coffee/ #1 for a reason. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan07 Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Finding out that a criminal is not black :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: It is sooo true. I'm black and found that hilarious!!!!! When I found out that the DC Snipers were black I was like damnit, I was pretty upset. haha It's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 This is too funny, I would have to think a crunchie from either Cambridge or San Fran is behind this brilliant scheme because you could only live like it to know it The top 7 Coffee Religions their parents don't belong to Film Festivals Assists Farmers Markets organic Food Diversity Absolutely hillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintHillSkinsFan Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I know I was born in Puerto Rico but I always thought I was white. After reading this I'm not so sure. I may have agreed with 5 things on here. Most of the stuff I absolutely hate! Maybe it should be titled "Things pretentious yuppie white people like". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 95% of kids in Richmond follow this trend. With me, it's the Asian thing haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 After reading this thread I think the next entry should be: Nitpicking a joke blog about stuff white people like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 I suck at being white... the first 10 things on there are wrong.I hate soccer, i got a GED, antique furnature, my kids only speak english, the oscars? WTF... I only made it to the 2nd, I have no interest in soccer and stopped reading at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 This is somethin this white man likes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllAboutSkins08 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 i find it weird that at #60 it's talking about how white people like snowboarding, but they show a picture of a black person http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/01/27/31-snowboarding/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Geez, this one describes half the people in the Tailgate ( or 100% of the Liberals) #75 Threatening to Move to Canada Often times, white people get frustrated with the state of their country. They do not like the President, or Congress, or the health care system, or the illegal status of Marijuana. Whenever they are presented with a situation that seems unreasonable to them, their first instinct is to threaten to move to Canada. For example, if you are watching TV with white people and there is a piece on the news about that they do not agree with, they are likely to declare “ok, that’s it, I’m moving to Canada.” Though they will never actually move to Canada, the act of declaring that they are willing to undertake the journey is very symbolic in white culture. It shows that their dedication to their lifestyle and beliefs are so strong, that they would consider packing up their entire lives and moving to a country that is only slightly similar to the one they live in now. Within white culture, it is agreed upon that if Canada had better weather it would be a perfect place. Being aware that this information can be used quite easily to gain the trust of white people. Whenever they say, “I’m moving to Canada,” you must immediately respond with “I have relatives in Canada.” They will then expect you to tell them about how Canada has a perfect healthcare system, legalized everything, and no crime. Though not true, it will reassure them that they are making the right choice by saying they want to move there. But be warned, they will reference you in future conversations and possibly call on you to settle disputes about Canadian tax rates. So use this advice only if you plan to do some basic research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Actually, that's a list of what liberal white people like. And I didn't think it was all that funny. Eddie Murphy did it better 20 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Actually, that's a list of what liberal white people like.And I didn't think it was all that funny. Eddie Murphy did it better 20 years ago. Well thank you for your spoiling our fun Mr. Grinch. :mad: __ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
expensivegift Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/:laugh: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh::laugh::laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Thanks to Mrs ND the house is full of modern furniture, my DC public school education had me learning Latin and Spanish in elementray and high school and the youngins so far don't want none of that though I can see them embracing Japanese (kiddie anime), I don't see that many white people who like Soccer, heck they prefer, just like me to watch paint dry before embracing Soccer. Is DeerPark Black people water? Its always off the shelves at stores and the home delivery trucks are in the predominant areas :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobisimo Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I'm extra-especially white as I actually *did* move to Canada, in 2000! Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Actually, that's a list of what liberal white people like. It's hard to come to any other conclusion. I didn't see bird hunting or scotch on that list Whiney white people like PBS, non-profits and obsessive apologizing, and the men who do rarely get laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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