Mickalino Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 :laugh: #71 Being the only white person around This concept ties heavily into post #7 Diversity and post #19 Travelling, but is important that you fully understand how white people view authenticity and experience. In most situations, white people are very comforted by seeing their own kind. However, when they are eating at a new ethnic restaurant or traveling to a foreign nation, nothing spoils their fun more than seeing another white person. Many white people will look into the window of an ethnic restaurant to see if there are other white people in there. It is determined to be an acceptable restaurant if the white people in there are accompanied by ethnic friends. But if there is a table occupied entirely by white people, it is deemed unacceptable. The arrival of the “other white people” to either restaurants or vacation spots instantly means that lines will grow, authenticity will be lost, and the euphoria of being a cultural pioneer will be over. Being aware of this can be extremely valuable in your efforts to gain the trust of white friends and co-workers. If you bring a white person to an ethnic restaurant and another white person (or group of white people) shows up, you can lose all respect and trust that you have worked so hard to acquire. Do your best to find a table with a divider, or ask the waiter to put future white people out of sight. Note: This does not apply to night clubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcnativenerd Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Well, this mutt lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roborob132 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 HAHA, Just the other day I posted after another school shooting, that I am moving to canada. HMMM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinnyskinskin Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Haha this is funny. I have to agree though. This is really what boughie white people like. I lived in Hickville, VA where most of the white people are middle class or poor and very few like this stuff. But now I live in the DC area now and know alot of white people that like this stuff :laugh: You also can probably eliminate white people who live in the so called "red states" from this list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 The number of black friends white people possess also illustrates their comfort with black culture. Here’s a handy guide to the number system:1—The white novice. This black friend is the gateway to helping white people understand gang signs and Vietnamese beauty supply stores. This black friend is probably the only black friend for many white people and when they all hang out (because white people hang out) they bring their “mutual” black friend with them. 2—The white black club-goer. Two black friends serve as bodyguards when white people go to black clubs to see how exactly one “pops, drops and locks” it. 3 -4—The white BET-er. See Justin Timberlake/ Robin Thicke/ Jon B for more information. For old school reference, see Michael McDonald. 5 and up—Impossible. :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 What's the over/under on how long it takes for h_h to come storming in here, yelling about a double standard? :paranoid: Nah. I just think maybe I'll spend part of my weekend making the companion list and let it speak for itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 racist, but funny as **** (and true in a weird way lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 racist, but funny as **** (and true in a weird way lol) You're damn right it's racist - where are the Whitey Al Sharptons and the Whitey Jesse Jacksons, when we need them to step up for us white people !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 http://blog.stuffblackpeoplelove.com/ ___ that website is totally lame. i read through like 3 long ass blogs and didn't crack a smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eagleskins Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 The list pertains to about 15% of white people I know. The "stuff black people like" is more spot on, and a hell of a lot funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah. I just think maybe I'll spend part of my weekend making the companion list and let it speak for itself. it's already been done. and posted in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan44 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 The majority of the things listed didn't pertain to me, so I guess I am not very white. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paige3girl Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I think this site is fantastic... there are a ton that pertain to me. Today especially. I am 100% against Wal-Mart and will not step foot in one. I think thats it for my corporation hating though, I am a republican after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 man my friend showed me this site a few days ago when i was writing a 15 page paper lets just say i lost 2 hours of precious time lol that list is soooo funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah. I just think maybe I'll spend part of my weekend making the companion list and let it speak for itself. Only teasing, bro. So when are we going to the West Virginia ballet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Only teasing, bro. So when are we going to the West Virginia ballet? Why would you go to a Marshall football game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Why would you go to a Marshall football game? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Why would you go to a Marshall football game? :laugh: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaRock Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 As I'm reading the list, I'm saying yes, yes, yes, but every race I know likes most of the same things that I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Don't call me white http://youtube.com/watch?v=n7FGZzXE-Ag Kill All the White Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Best of Uncle Ruckus http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pnXj1ppsx0 (very graphic, heavy use of the N word) Use caution when clicking the link if you are easily offended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 Damnit, I'm hooked. I will not be posting for a while. sorry. "CO-ED SPORTS" If you are a poor athlete, rest easy. Co-ed sports were made for you! But if you are reasonably skilled in sports, you have to be extremely careful how you approach your co-ed matches. If you try TOO hard (bowling over a female catcher, throwing a kickball EXTRA hard at someone) you come off as an aggressive, crazy maniac. On the other hand, if you don’t try at all you come off as a jerk who thinks they are above the game. The only solution is to approach the game like a point-shaving basketball player - play hard enough to be convincing, but not hard enough to win. If you follow these rules, you will find yourself invited to the mandatory post-game drinks at a local bar where you will be photographed many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helptheSKINS Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I am a republican after all That alone makes you better then half the country. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winslowalrob Posted March 6, 2008 Share Posted March 6, 2008 I love this site, I am only 50% white though (I DO love assists!). Gotta turn in my card. Also, I am pretty sure the author is an Asian dude, which makes for an interesting debate about whether an insider or an outsider can parody a group... me, I could not give less of a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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