Larry Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Something tells me she is in that percentage that can't find our country on a map. I'm thinking more along the lines of an anatomical reference, and "both hands". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarhog Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 That was painful to watch. You're not doing it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 You're not doing it right. What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighPlainsDrifter Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 What? Try using your right hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 You're not doing it right. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorresA Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Speaking from someone from SC, all I can say for the longest time we were 49th in education, Thank God for Alabama. That is also why I went to private school . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorresA Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Oh yea... Miss Teen USA went to my school, few years younger than me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Um, it's called a beauty contest. Not Jeopardy. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Emcee: OK ladies.....I am going to ask each of you a question. Miss SC, step up here, you will be first. Emcee: Are you ready Miss SC? Miss SC: Yes I am. Boy, that was an easy question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 God, that hurt to listen to. LOL. I second this statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Did you notice the smirk on the host? He could barely contain himself. She slit her own throat.... she attempted to answer the question without pausing and giving it a second to clearly think the question through. She was answering it within 3 seconds. All I have to say is.... she better be a good lay. Because no one is going to sit through listening her talk EVER unless she's great in the sack. At least not more than once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thanos Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Stern , Ferrell,and Jon Stewart will have a field day.Sadly this chick probably has four or five clowns begging her for a date.The parents should be somewhere kicking themselves that was pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Let me help you:Q: Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S on a world map. Why do you think this is? Miss South Carolina responds: A: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there, in our nation, don't HAVE maps, and, uh, I believe that, uh, our education, such as South Africa, and, uh, The Iraq, everywhere like, such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE, in the U.S., should HELP the U.S., er, or should HELP South Africa, and should HELP The Iraq and the Asian countries, so we'll be able to build up our future, or..." (she then smiles sweetly, and is applaused) Holy crap, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. It was hysterical when I watched it, but when I actual read the transcript I literally had tears in my eyes. Priceless. (she is smokin hot though) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpfan Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 U.S. Americans = money phrase Who will help me popularize it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 LMFAO, wtf is she talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I gotta think she just froze. At least, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Hahahahahahahaha, yea shes a keeper .....for some extremely lucky guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 All I have to say is.... she better be a good lay. Because no one is going to sit through listening her talk EVER unless she's great in the sack. At least not more than once. Thats what I'm saying. They are asking too much by even requiring them to speak. This isn't Miss Teen Geek USA. "Like, you know, duuuh! Whatever" The whole event should be, put on bikini, smile, jump up and down in bikini, smile some more, etc. Otherwise they need to get some more normal looking chicks up there. Do you think the Playmate of the Month has to answer a geography question in order to undress and show off the silicone? Didn't think so. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUNSTONE Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Damn she's hot! I'd marry her, and then get a zipper put on her lips with a lock that only I have a key for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Connecticut_Skins_Fan* Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 See, being "dumb" is ok in America, especially when you have another "ass"et that will make others over look that very stupid part about you ! ( She sounds horriable, but sure looks good) DOH':doh: Now thats what got us here to begin with, ("pass her through, shes hot") thats even worse! REMEMBER! just because someone looks good, doesn't mean that they are good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Damn she's hot! I'd marry her, and then get a zipper put on her lips with a lock that only I have a key for. It's nice to see religious folk can be superficial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldpacker Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 this thread is useless w/o pictures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 OK, that was bad, but I think you are all missing something. I don't think it's because she is that stupid, I think she froze. She probably prepared for some other type of question, and was trying to fit that answer in the question. I mean c'mon are people that stupid? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 LMFAO, wtf is she talking about. Damn - I was relying on you for a translation, man! :laugh: Where's 909997? It's nice to see religious folk can be superficial And hypocritical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHUBAKAH Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Bubble headed bleach blond. I couldn't take more than 15 seconds of that. No idea what she said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieFlatline Posted August 27, 2007 Author Share Posted August 27, 2007 OK, that was bad, but I think you are all missing something. I don't think it's because she is that stupid, I think she froze. She probably prepared for some other type of question, and was trying to fit that answer in the question. I mean c'mon are people that stupid? :paranoid: I don't know. The premise of the question was that 1/5th of Americans can't find the US on a world map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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