Spaceman Spiff Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Not to be confused with simply favorite standup comedian...but tell us your favorite part of one of their shows. Even better if you can find it on youtube. I'll start with... "...send them somebody like me, I'll walk out there. Send them somebody who says, hey, we just drove 700 miles with your food, and it occurred to us, there wouldn't be any world hunger if you people would live WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! YOU LIVE IN A ****ING DESERT!!!" http://kinison.com/video/files/latenight_1985-11-14_250k.wmv - not the video I wanted of it, but its still decent. It's a Letterman performance from 1985. I can't find much video from Dana Carvey's 1995 special that was on HBO but the "naked time" bit was hilarious where he compares his little kids to old men. "PING!" Anyway, lets hear yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those who don't eat meat and would still like diarea http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5090655234415962115&q=hot+is%3Afree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desioreo87 Posted June 17, 2007 Share Posted June 17, 2007 Mr. President stop sucking the ambassador's dick.Ambassador: No, let him finish.. All of 'Killing Them Softly' by chappelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfanevan Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Lewis Black's candy corn bit is great...check it out sometime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Mike Birbiglia here's an explanation: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mike+Birbiglia Used to follow up a joke in order to accentuate it. Derrived from the use of the term by comedian Mike Birbiglia, who was playing on Busta Rhymes' similar use of his own name after his rhymes. "I like drinking coffee in the morning, but if I reach a point in my life when the best part of waking up is the Folgers in my cup, I don't know if I wanna wake up. Mike Birbiglia!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampSkinsFanatic Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Richard Jeni - On the internet or Marth Stewart Eddie Murphy - Delirious and Raw. "Goonie Goo Goo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Robin Williams - Golf (NSFW) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGwsNEPie_8 ~You mean like pool. **** off pool. Not with a straight stick, with a little ****ed up one. Russell Peters - Chinese Market ~Nooooooo, I cant do thirthy dollah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Weirdo Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Bill Hicks - Gays In The Military http://youtube.com/watch?v=Np6_b-72H3E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLongshot Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 George Carlin - Baseball And Football http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_G8r_WPvXw Jason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Bill Hicks - Rush Limbaugh http://youtube.com/watch?v=6F7Q7BkAbCk Bill Hicks - Drugs & Evolution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSH6ofHbeUw George Carlin - Save the Planet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IET1uKHPqc8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Skins_&_'Stons Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Eddie Murphy Delirious: -Ice Cream -GoonieGooHoo Jaime Foxx I might Need Security: -Africa George Carlin Playin' with Your Head: -Battered Plants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Steven Wright. One of the funniest comedians EVER. Check out this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYffXv7jMYQ&mode=related&search= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Hilarious. One of the many great examples of his genius. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sir Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Chris Rock "I love black people, but I hate..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Chris Rock"I love black people, but I hate..." naggers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 naggers? They are soo annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Eddie Izzard: Dressed to Kill. I love the whole routine language gets in the way at times but it always gets me laughing. My fav bit is on religion (a bit irreverent, I think it has some NSFW language in it, but funny stuff none the less) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschurm Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I saw Harlan Williams on stage, easily the funniest stand up I have ever seen. He was talking about stuff women use to stay looking young. He then stated, "I bought some of that anit-wrinkle cream. That **** don't work, my balls are still wrinkled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Coffee by Denis Leary. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkg0WLj7TJ8 Another one was by a guy named Brad Trackman. Video isnt online because he isnt that popular. I saw him at the improv, he was opening for some other donkey. Basically the bit was about how picking up a chick in a bar is like cracking a safe. "You have nice eyes............21 to the left." "Those are great shoes.......14 to the right." It was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmorina69 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 All of 'Killing Them Softly' by chappelle Yea that pritty much nailed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codeorama Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Chris Rock"I love black people, but I hate..." I pick this one too if us white people are allowed to think that its funny... :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Jaime Foxx - I might need security The Africa bit...hilarious! Richard Pryor - Mudbone...laughed for the longest time watching this.. And Whoopi Goldberg doing the crackhead bit...can't remember the name of it...but it was just too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 The crackhead/junkie that Whoopi did was called "Fontaine". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I pick this one too if us white people are allowed to think that its funny... :paranoid: That'd definitely up there for me (and I'm white...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLongshot Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Larry Miller and the 5 Levels Of Drinking. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6OZKdHWY58 Jason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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