d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Pablo Francisco is hilarious. Ecstacy at a Techno Club: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 The BBQ bit from Eddie Murphy's Delirious cracks me up everytime. After 8 minutes of pure comedic genius someone yells out 'do it again!' :laugh: This is MY house. And ifina you don't like it... you can get the **** out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artmonkforHOF Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Mitch Hedberg- cant really pick a set because all of his jokes are pretty much one liners. Some of my favourites I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table. I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen but he could not read it; he thought I was just trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsTerps26 Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Dave Chappelle - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Pimp Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 All of 'Killing Them Softly' by chappelle LOL, I remember that. It was funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table. That is some funny ****. I love Sam Kinison's bit on Necrophilia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Brian Regan cracks me up. Here he talks about food. Pretty funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Brian Regan cracks me up.Here he talks about food. Pretty funny: I saw his special on Com. Central on Fri. or Sat. Funny. I especially :laugh: at this bit (which doesn't sadly have the part about dogs and "bow wow." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted June 18, 2007 Share Posted June 18, 2007 Russell Peters: Russell Peters: Whole World's Mixing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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