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Mitch Hedberg- cant really pick a set because all of his jokes are pretty much one liners.

Some of my favourites

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen but he could not read it; he thought I was just trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

That is some funny ****.

I love Sam Kinison's bit on Necrophilia.

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Brian Regan cracks me up.

Here he talks about food. Pretty funny:

I saw his special on Com. Central on Fri. or Sat. Funny. I especially :laugh: at this bit (which doesn't sadly have the part about dogs and "bow wow."
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