Elessar78 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: What. My upper back is ****ed up. Where you trying the snatch or clean n’ jerk? Or were you trying to lift a dead Romanian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Maybe y'all remember my back injury years ago that kept me outta work for 5 months? It was a clean & jerk of a litter box. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chew Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 God damn I hate my alarm. ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 23 minutes ago, Chew said: God damn I hate my alarm. ****. Then change that ****. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 1 minute ago, skinsmarydu said: Then change that ****. ? But I need that ****. I'd rather wake up at 5 to be to work by 6. That, or wake up later and sit in traffic for an hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Yeah, I like to get up way early to ES & spend time with my kitties... and so I don't have to hurry to get ready for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 2 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: Yeah, I like to get up way early to ES & spend time with my kitties... and so I don't have to hurry to get ready for work. Samesies I spend like 15-20 mins with the pups every morning, just throwing the ball and letting them run wild around the basement while I watch the morning news. I swear interaction with animals first thing in the morning should be a common practice worldwide. People would be a lot happier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Chew said: Samesies I spend like 15-20 mins with the pups every morning, just throwing the ball and letting them run wild around the basement while I watch the morning news. I swear interaction with animals first thing in the morning should be a common practice worldwide. People would be a lot happier. Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I get the urge to take my car in the morning and rev the engine to scare all the deer off the lawn.... Done it so much now though that they just look at me like "This mf'er ain't gonna do ****" and just turn their heads and keep walking, eating the grass like a party of 20 at Golden Corral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why am I Mr. Pink? Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I spend the first 30 minutes of my day running around like a mad man and barking orders at my kid to get ready. Of course I could get up 10 mins earlier but I love my snooze button. My snooze button theory is that it is the great economic equalizer. No person, rich or poor, cant enjoy the sweet harmony and blissfulness of 8 mins of staying in bed with your eyes closed. Its for everyone. Wake up to instant panic, stress and rushing ... the ****ing American way. (after the sweet blissful 8 minutes of heaven on earth of course ... I admit im a double dipper, I hit that thing twice, my kid is late more times than she is on time ... YOLO!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 So nice being retired! No alarm ⏰ in the morning! I naturally wake between 7 and 8, take Dancer out, then go back to bed until 9 when it's breakfast time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, Why am I Mr. Pink? said: I spend the first 30 minutes of my day running around like a mad man and barking orders at my kid to get ready. Of course I could get up 10 mins earlier but I love my snooze button. My snooze button theory is that it is the great economic equalizer. No person, rich or poor, cant enjoy the sweet harmony and blissfulness of 8 mins of staying in bed with your eyes closed. Its for everyone. Wake up to instant panic, stress and rushing ... the ****ing American way. (after the sweet blissful 8 minutes of heaven on earth of course ... I admit im a double dipper, I hit that thing twice, my kid is late more times than she is on time ... YOLO!) Yeah, we were living that life early this fall. I'm the same, need a couple of snoozes. It was bad that I pushed my first alarm to 5:30 am, so at least if I snooze still up at six. Second kid started going to school and it was a much more hectic morning getting everyone out the door. We started doing more prep the night before. Each kid has a checklist we go over before we get in the car. We try to get as much prepped the night before (lunches, clothes, etc). It's a matter of survival. I didn't like yelling at my kids to start the day—made me feel like a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said: So nice being retired! No alarm ⏰ in the morning! I naturally wake between 7 and 8, take Dancer out, then go back to bed until 9 when it's breakfast time. Ugh. Jelly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 My mom yelled at me every morning ? (I kinda miss that). Fond kid memories of all the times I'd her the kid version of "**** off" every morning, only for her to come back with some Chinese water torture ice cold stuff from a wash cloth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Man, I remember the teenage days. I'd legit sleep from 3:00 AM until 4:00 PM on Saturday, just in time to go to work at 5 @ Giant. How the **** do kids sleep so long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 8 minutes ago, Chew said: Man, I remember the teenage days. I'd legit sleep from 3:00 AM until 4:00 PM, just in time to go to work at 5 @ Giant. How the **** do kids sleep so long Same here. I could go a day without sleep and still get up the sane time (5:00 sharp) every morning, save for weekends, where I just go back to sleep. I feel like a vampire if I sleep longer than 8 these days, making sure I'm still in the same century and ****. But yeah, work release, UPS/Food Lion, sleep like a whole half of a day. Don't make no sense. My cousin is like that now. Power nap is also a new deal for me. Well timed 30 minures of z's takes care of some real **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why am I Mr. Pink? Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: We started doing more prep the night before. Each kid has a checklist we go over before we get in the car. We try to get as much prepped the night before (lunches, clothes, etc). It's a matter of survival. I didn't like yelling at my kids to start the day—made me feel like a monster. ive been a single parent for the past couple months. Im learning some tips like having her pick out her clothes the night before. Im good in the morning, if we are late, were late. Id rather make sure she has everything ready for the day (but I do rush her). She is in first grade. My monster comes out at night, her bedtime is 8:30 and thats when I feel like I lose my patience and feel like a monster. Like right at 8:30, I want to be finally relaxing bc i have no relax time during a work day besides sitting in car in traffic. So at 8:17 I am deftly aware that its T minus 13 minutes and counting and if my kid tries to be silly or does her normal tricks to stretch things out .. I lose my patience. Its not what she is doing, shes being a kid, playing her role. Its me that seems so overly eager to get to that relax time that I act unreasonable. Its tough on her bc Im the silly fun dad and its hard to set lines of when its silly time and when its "lets get serious" time. I try letting her know before hand that its time to pay attention and if she doesnt listen the first few times I make sure to tell her I am losing my patience. Because before the transition from silly time to get ready for bed time was very abrupt and thats not fair to her. We would literally go from daddy time in the basement running around doing karate or something right to brush teeth, potty etc .. I have huge respect for any single parent with more than 1 kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 3 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: Maybe y'all remember my back injury years ago that kept me outta work for 5 months? It was a clean & jerk of a litter box. ? That’s rough. Last night, I was throwing up everywhere from the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, Dr. Do Itch Big said: That’s rough. Last night, I was throwing up everywhere from the pain. You should go to the hospital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Just now, Mr. Sinister said: You should go to the hospital Do you mean the vet? Cause I’m a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 15 minutes ago, Why am I Mr. Pink? said: ive been a single parent for the past couple months. Im learning some tips like having her pick out her clothes the night before. Im good in the morning, if we are late, were late. Id rather make sure she has everything ready for the day (but I do rush her). She is in first grade. My monster comes out at night, her bedtime is 8:30 and thats when I feel like I lose my patience and feel like a monster. Like right at 8:30, I want to be finally relaxing bc i have no relax time during a work day besides sitting in car in traffic. So at 8:17 I am deftly aware that its T minus 13 minutes and counting and if my kid tries to be silly or does her normal tricks to stretch things out .. I lose my patience. Its not what she is doing, shes being a kid, playing her role. Its me that seems so overly eager to get to that relax time that I act unreasonable. Its tough on her bc Im the silly fun dad and its hard to set lines of when its silly time and when its "lets get serious" time. I try letting her know before hand that its time to pay attention and if she doesnt listen the first few times I make sure to tell her I am losing my patience. Because before the transition from silly time to get ready for bed time was very abrupt and thats not fair to her. We would literally go from daddy time in the basement running around doing karate or something right to brush teeth, potty etc .. I have huge respect for any single parent with more than 1 kid. Damn brother. Props. Me and my kids are the same way at night too. They get silly and I get impatient. Bad combo. Yeah, after a long day at work—I come home make dinner, clean up, get them bathed, homework, teeth brushed, pajamas. It seems never ending most days. My older one is usually exhausted by bed time. I was sick this past week and that's the worst. They don't care that you're sick, they still need the same amount of care. My wife has the best intentions with not giving them fast food or ready to eat meals—but man, some days, I gotta get just one thing off my plate instead of having to make dinner from scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Ugh, Amazon tools trying to rename Crystal City. Go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiLfan Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 I think the strangest, most random part of "Scarface" is when the Terminator just all of a sudden shows up at the end and shoots Tony Montana in the back. Like, WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 Chipotle tacos aren't bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 13, 2018 Share Posted November 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, PiLfan said: I think the strangest, most random part of "Scarface" is when the Terminator just all of a sudden shows up at the end and shoots Tony Montana in the back. Like, WTF? I always thought that because he never said anything, that character was supposed to represent the "Repercussion" to Montana's "Greed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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