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Wouldn't order from BK. There isn't even a BK for miles here. :(

There used to be one in Montgomery Mall but they took it down. Don't even know where the nearest one is.

Anyway, this jerk on another forum is bragging about how he's lost luggage in his flight, and he "threatened to call his lawyer" over it. I don't even have a damn lawyer. Who has that? Who has a personal lawyer that attends to your beck and call? Jeez, some people go out of their way to brag about how elite they are, and some do it to the point where you just go, "Wow, are you really telling the truth?" I mean...a PERSONAL lawyer? For luggage?

Are you Dan Snyder?

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His lawyer could be family or a friend?

A good family friend is a lawyer and my Uncle is one too, so I have a couple at my disposal. I don't think I would ever use them in the case of lost luggage. Some people just like to put themselves up on a pedestal.

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Typical cafeteria food...

Tasteless (or drastically over salted) peas/brussels, overly thick mashed potatoes with watered down chicken broth instead of real gravy. The only thing I'd mess with would be the fried steak.

You can't go wrong with a toasted footlong pastrami melt with:

pepperjack cheese, pickles, green peppers, banana peppers, and honey mustard sauce. I had another one yesterday, and it was perfect...not chewy at all.

That sounds good. Haven't tried the pastrami melt yet. I did have a steak and cheese footlong from there on Saturday with: american cheese, lettuce, red onions, and chipotle sauce, on italian herbs and cheese bread. Man, that thing was sooo good. Also had 3 chocolate chip cookies (very underrated), plain lay's chips, and a large coke. I need to put this back into my regular rotation.
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Was driving home from Tysons earlier today and John Thompson was talking about Ali

Ali's birthday is today

Ali was one of the best like him or not. He was brash and a trash talker, and he made Frazier mad many times. The two of them later reconciled, but boy, back in the day, he was the ****. And I use that in a positive manner. He was the ****.

Happy Birthday champ

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Guy bathroom etiquette:

so my office has one guy bathroom. Three urinals, two ****ters. Here's the thing, unless you're absolutely about to **** your pants, you DO NOT use a ****ter if someone is already in one of them. You leave and come back when both ****ters are open. I don't understand why that's so ****ing hard for people to grasp. People want to take ****s in peace. They don't want to be forced to hear someone next to them squeezing one out, smelling their ****, wiping their ass, all of that. It's just rude. Wait your ****ing turn.

Secondly, courtesy ****ing flush. Google it.

Lastly, if there are four sinks, you don't wash your hands in the sink directly in front of an occupied ****ter with the mirror and all of that. That's just creepy.

and yes, I just knocked out this post while sitting on a toilet at work and listening to some ****ing ******* take a ****.

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Dude we're a ruler and 3 inch-thick plastic wall away from each other.

---------- Post added January-17th-2012 at 06:49 PM ----------

And now a second person almost immediately replaced the first. I swear they're running surveillance on me and timing this ****.

But seriously, I love how they try to wait you out. I'll sit down and then wait until he leaves. Na mother****ker, I was here first. I'll sit here all ****ing night to take my **** in peace

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