No Excuses Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Stupid GRE's I can't take no GRE I'm a coward What about the GRE are you afraid of? I've been preparing for mine for a while now and it doesn't seem that hard at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 To the fat ass girl who just sat down beside me: Thanks for bending over and then pulling up your jeans right infront of my face. I really appreciated seeing your asscheeks squished together as you struggled to pull up your pants. The mental image of your pink thong wrapped around your pale, white, jiggly ass will haunt me in my sleep. PS - thank me later for giving you Kosher Ham's number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 To the fat ass girl who just sat down beside me:Thanks for bending over and then pulling up your jeans right infront of my face. I really appreciated seeing your asscheeks squished together as you struggled to pull up your pants. The mental image of your pink thong wrapped around your pale, white, jiggly ass will haunt me in my sleep. PS - thank me later for giving you Kosher Ham's number. The only thing worse than that is probably seeing a fat chick wearing spandex, or a tight shirt exposing their back jelly roll fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The only thing worse than that is probably seeing a fat chick wearing spandex, or a tight shirt exposing their back jelly roll fat. it was gross to an indeterminate degree :puke: I think my teacher got into a fight with himself...and lost. He's got a cut above his right eyebrow and on his cheek...and he has cuts on his right hand around his knuckles....hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 it was gross to an indeterminate degree :puke:I think my teacher got into a fight with himself...and lost. He's got a cut above his right eyebrow and on his cheek...and he has cuts on his right hand around his knuckles....hmmm Nah. My girlfriend takes one of his classes, and he made a lewd comment about her pink thong. I had to take him out back and **** him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 What about the GRE are you afraid of? I've been preparing for mine for a while now and it doesn't seem that hard at all. Was awoken at 5 AM by the thought of taking a GRE and pursuing a PhD IT's all in the past though Most deadline are done and there's no use even trying I'm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nah. My girlfriend takes one of his classes, and he made a lewd comment about her pink thong. I had to take him out back and **** him up. you like fatties? you eat pieces of **** for breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Nah. My girlfriend takes one of his classes, and he made a lewd comment about her pink thong. I had to take him out back and **** him up. I am going to jump the gun and assume that you like to take advantage of fat chicks because of their low self esteem. You horrible person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Toaster, Your game must be worse than I thought...she hasn't even called me yet. This sucks... when you called last night and told me she was my dream girl I never imagined a pink thong. That's hotness. Did you get hers to give to me ? EDIT: I don't mind thick, but fat is a no-go. Send her Slacky's way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 you like fatties? you eat pieces of **** for breakfast? .....no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Toaster, Your game must be worse than I thought...she hasn't even called me yet. This sucks... when you called last night and told me she was my dream girl I never imagined a pink thong. That's hotness. Did you get hers to give to me ? EDIT: I don't mind thick, but fat is a no-go. Send her Slacky's way. She sounded interested man...I think she's just being shy. I gave her your number and told her you'd be down for a triple X throwdown...so dial 1-900-MixALot and kick them nasty thoughts...baby got back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONAWARPATH Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 @ Toaster Oven What exactly do you consider fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 @ Toaster OvenWhat exactly do you consider fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONAWARPATH Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 . ---------- Post added February-1st-2011 at 03:53 PM ---------- I didn't know that a new Conan movie is in the works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHb4gs1hwck slayer goes to church. pretty funny video. NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Yeah I went in and talked to them but they didn't have a lot of time so we rolled over to Hot Rod, started talkin to the people there, and they were awesome and the guy drew up almost exactly what I wanted, but better, soo why not haha it wasn't somethin super planned out as far as which artist was gonna do it (which was risky I know) but I love it so I'm happy...I now have 4 tats from 4 different artists, I really should make up my damn mind but when I want one, I kinda just want one...and I needed a guy down here Edit: Some of those are pretty sweet- any of em yours? Ha no, though I do like a bunch of them, the Hokie Bird with the 757 on his eye lids is awesome. Mine is pretty simple- just a VT over a black ribbon. They are damn addicting though, I've already decided on my next one and I keep thinking of things I'd like to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Oh Fox news, you've done it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 When did Egypt move out of Africa??? LOL Seriously, how do you **** up a map like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 How have none of you asked for the pics of SG26's tats ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Oh Fox news, you've done it again. So much derp for one multi-billion dollar "news" organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 When did Egypt move out of Africa??? LOLSeriously, how do you **** up a map like that?? Mix it up with a neighboring country, fine. But the wrong continent? That's absurd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 If anyone says Kim Kardashian is fat, that's just :insane: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 How have none of you asked for the pics of SG26's tats ? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 How have none of you asked for the pics of SG26's tats ? Because we both live in Blacksburg and I'm not tryina get my ass kicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Because we both live in Blacksburg and I'm not tryina get my ass kicked. Haha lets be serious we've probably seen each other at Sharkeys before and just not known it...and I totally didn't mean that to sound as creepy as it did... And I've put up pics of my Redskin feathers tat so people have seen that...none of the new one yet, I had to make sure my toes looked perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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