Malapropismic Depository Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 What we learned from tonight's game : WFT is guaranteed to have a really Happy Thanksgiving. Our DL will feast on Dallas' OL, like it was Turducken in the hands of John Madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 The Cowboys have scored an average of 7 points per game since Dak got injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 1 hour ago, Stadium-Armory said: We are the best team in this division. I don’t think that’s a particularly hot take either. Agree. Should be undefeated in the division if not for a missed fg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I can't believe yall watched that. I'm just here for the box score 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 Dallas might legit end up with the 2nd overall pick at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 The Eagles are the 1st team to: - Have under 250 total yards, AND - Turn the ball over 4+ times, AND - Get sacked 4+ times And still win the game by 14+ points...since the Dolphins beat the Jets 14-0 in the 1982 AFC Championship Game. That actually tells you how bad Dallas is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickyJ Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 I can't wait to win the NFC East with a 5-11 record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 35 minutes ago, NickyJ said: I can't wait to win the NFC East with a 5-11 record. I havn't done the math on it yet, but it seems like a good chance that a team ends up with more wins than that, simply based on the fact that the NFCE teams still have to play each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 44 Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said: I havn't done the math on it yet, but it seems like a good chance that a team ends up with more wins than that, simply based on the fact that the NFCE teams still have to play each other Agreed. Philly is at 3-4-1 right now. They'd have to go 1-7 from here on out in order for a 5-11 team to beat them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 No mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: The Eagles are the 1st team to: - Have under 250 total yards, AND - Turn the ball over 4+ times, AND - Get sacked 4+ times And still win the game by 14+ points...since the Dolphins beat the Jets 14-0 in the 1982 AFC Championship Game. That actually tells you how bad Dallas is. Storytime!! The family had season tickets back in those days. Sec 541. So, we had been in stands on Saturday for that magical game against Dallas. We were naturally tuning in to the Sunday AFC title game with great interest. Who would we play in Pasadena? The Jets were an elite offense at the time and a Top 10 defense. We as fans, were more than a little concerned with the matchup. The Dolphins were a Top 3 defense and a crap offense...but Shula was in full Lombardi mode back then. Still, a better matchup for the Skins...plus we wanted revenge for that 1972 bull****. As the story goes, the SoFla monsoon set in around midnight. And Shula sent the crew out to pull the tarp at 6AM. Though the rain had largely ended by the second half, the field was a total slop. The Jets weren’t ready and the Dolphins blitzed them into the mud. Shula and his squad would get a date with Mr Gibbs and Mr Riggins the following Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 19 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: What we learned from tonight's game : WFT is guaranteed to have a really Happy Thanksgiving. Our DL will feast on Dallas' OL, like it was Turducken in the hands of John Madden. I confess that I found Madden’s schtick to wear thin, but his salivating over the Turducken was always a highlight. 6 hours ago, Malapropismic Depository said: The Eagles are the 1st team to: - Have under 250 total yards, AND - Turn the ball over 4+ times, AND - Get sacked 4+ times And still win the game by 14+ points...since the Dolphins beat the Jets 14-0 in the 1982 AFC Championship Game. That actually tells you how bad Dallas is. My eyes tell me how bad Dallas is. I don’t need no stinking statistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Why can't Brady ever beat the Giants!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 This is a hell of. Drive by the giants. Tampa is going to have to wake up. I like seeing Morris get an opportunity though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stadium-Armory Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Brady missing throws all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Giants winning sure would throw a wrench into the tank plans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrepDC Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Unfortunately I am rooting for the Giants upset tonight. I don't want them getting Chase or Sewell so I'm likely going to root for them a few more times this year. Forgive me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Maybe September COVID football means nothing, and the NFC East isnt that bad after all. Except for the Cowboys. They’re really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voice_of_Reason Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 The Giants are not as bad as there record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, IrepDC said: Unfortunately I am rooting for the Giants upset tonight. I don't want them getting Chase or Sewell so I'm likely going to root for them a few more times this year. Forgive me. we could possibly make the playoffs but we aren’t a football team so I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 That is Jones, maximum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrepDC Posted November 3, 2020 Share Posted November 3, 2020 Daniel Jones is a bum. I don't get how he gets so little heat in New York, but I hope they are patient with him for a few more years. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted November 3, 2020 Author Share Posted November 3, 2020 19 minutes ago, IrepDC said: Daniel Jones is a bum. I don't get how he gets so little heat in New York, but I hope they are patient with him for a few more years. Lol Well on the current drive he is making good throws. Not a total bum right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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