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Chew Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 (edited) Dawg. Â https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeSas3DN/ Edited March 18, 2021 by Chew 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 22 minutes ago, Chew said: Dawg. Â https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMeSas3DN/ Man... Â Â 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xameil Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 11 hours ago, Cooked Crack said: Â Spicy language Wait....I can make money by just posting pics of my bearded dragon?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Xameil said: Wait....I can make money by just posting pics of my bearded dragon?!? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, dfitzo53 said: Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Lol soooo many rebuttals....I just can't pick one... Â And yes I laughed as I typed it knowing my fellow degenerates would run with it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PokerPacker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 On 3/19/2021 at 10:39 AM, Xameil said: Wait....I can make money by just posting pics of my bearded dragon?!? Sorry, bro, only works for the ladies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 36 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: Sorry, bro, only works for the ladies. Thats sexist.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 20, 2021 Share Posted March 20, 2021 26 minutes ago, Xameil said: Thats sexist.. Indeed, we live in a sexist society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zCommander Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 (edited) This law firm can represent you even after you are dead.  Edited March 21, 2021 by zskins 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 1 hour ago, zskins said: This law firm can represent you even after you are dead.   Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Lawyer: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? Witness: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Lawyer: And Mr. Johnson was dead at the time? Witness: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. The next day the testimony of the doctor continued. (same lawyer) Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Witness: No. Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? Witness: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 That reminds me of the press conference after Mickey Mantle's liver transplant. Reporter: (to the surgeon) "Can you update us on the condition of the donor? " Surgeon: "You're a sports reporter, correct? "  I fell off the couch laughing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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