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Dan T. Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Son: "Dad, did you get your DNA test results back?" Dad: "Call me George." I told my aunt she painted her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised. I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed "Does anybody know CPR?!?" I yelled back "I know the entire alphabet!" and we all laughed and laughed... Well, except for one person... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Koolblue13 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 39 minutes ago, zCommander said: 39 minutes ago, zCommander said: This is by far my favorite anti vegan meme to make fun of. There are literally only three main ingredients in mashed potatoes. Potatoes which nobody seems to be able to get past. Butter- not normally a plant Cream- Not normally a plant. Have you seriously never made mashed potatoes? Posting this meme is like dunking on yourself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said: This is by far my favorite anti vegan meme to make fun of. There are literally only three main ingredients in mashed potatoes. Potatoes which nobody seems to be able to get past. Butter- not normally a plant Cream- Not normally a plant. Have you seriously never made mashed potatoes? Posting this meme is like dunking on yourself. Ummmm.... you could just fry the mashed potatoes in vegetable oil. Problem solved. I call them tater tots. Or better yet: Mashed potatoes can be made without milk or butter by using vegetables or the cooking water from the potatoes instead of milk, and adding another fat like olive oil to replace butter. Edited April 22 by zCommander 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 4 minutes ago, zCommander said: Ummmm.... you could just fry the mashed potatoes in vegetable oil. Problem solved. I call them tater tots. Or better yet: Mashed potatoes can be made without milk or butter by using vegetables or the cooking water from the potatoes instead of milk, and adding another fat like olive oil to replace butter. Or you could use dairy from plants, which this product clearly does, yet it soars over the heads of people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 4 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said: Or you could use dairy from plants, which this product clearly does, yet it soars over the heads of people. True. But damn only 89% potatoes. Better to just make it at home and have 100%. Ingredients Potatoes (89%), Rice Drink [Water, Rice, Sunflower Oil, Calcium Phosphates, Stabiliser (Gellan Gum), Sea Salt, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Vitamin D, Vitamin B12], Vegetable Margarine [Rapeseed Oil, Palm Oil, Water, Salt, Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Flavouring, Colour (Carotenes)], Salt, White Pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 3 minutes ago, zCommander said: True. But damn only 89% potatoes. Better to just make it at home and have 100%. Ingredients Potatoes (89%), Rice Drink [Water, Rice, Sunflower Oil, Calcium Phosphates, Stabiliser (Gellan Gum), Sea Salt, Salt, Calcium Chloride, Vitamin D, Vitamin B12], Vegetable Margarine [Rapeseed Oil, Palm Oil, Water, Salt, Emulsifier (Mono- and Diglycerides of Fatty Acids), Flavouring, Colour (Carotenes)], Salt, White Pepper I have almost all of those things in my kitchen as lone ingredients. Are you going to tell me that all chemicals are bad and if you can't pronounce it, you shouldn't eat it? . Come on man, it's earth day. I'm not gonna not bash the main cause of climate change. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatBuzz Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 6 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said: I have almost all of those things in my kitchen as lone ingredients. Are you going to tell me that all chemicals are bad and if you can't pronounce it, you shouldn't eat it? . Come on man, it's earth day. I'm not gonna not bash the main cause of climate change. I care about the planet so much that I voluntarily use my own body to filter some of the worst things for the planet. You're welcome. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dan T. Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Unfortunate business signs: At a dry cleaner: "28 years on the same spot." In a loan office: "Ask about our plan for owning your home." In a repair shop: "We strive to give you the lowest prices and workmanship." I'm done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PleaseBlitz Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 53 minutes ago, zCommander said: True. But damn only 89% potatoes. Better to just make it at home and have 100%. When I make mashed potatoes at home, they are about 60-65% potatoes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Yeah I'm pretty sure if it's 100% potatoes you made multiple mistakes. 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zCommander Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 My wife: So, you are not going to that client today to install the security system? Me: Nope. It is Earth Day today. Wife: So???! Me: I am saving the planet by not driving today. <the look on her face was priceless. I am actually waiting on a confirmation from the client if okay to come out today lol> Plus, I rather talk about potatoes with @Koolblue13 instead anyway 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Evil Genius Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Ok I feel all Mr Magoo now. 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zCommander Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 1 minute ago, ixcuincle said: Chicken wings made me and my family happier after eating everyday for 8 weeks. The something something are my favorite and chicken wings are my something part of this. After conducting our science project we can conclude.... That's all I could read. Sorry I tried. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Thesis: Chicken wings damage your eyesight. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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zCommander Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 36 minutes ago, Dan T. said: Thesis: Chicken wings damage your eyesight. Yeah, but they are finger licking good though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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