The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[PokerPacker]

Where does Twinkie-bun and spray-cheese fit on the Hotdog Alignment Chart?

Edited April 21 by PokerPacker

[TK]

[Skintime]

[PokerPacker]

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

[Renegade7]

1 hour ago, TK said:

 

I will test this when my Wife gets home...

 

Every snake in her hometown was venomous, so she could care less learning there were constricters that squeeze you to death instead.

[zCommander]

 

[Renegade7]

19 minutes ago, zCommander said:

 

Pfft...here...

 

I have a fingerprint lock, but not for her (toddler daughter tried to put her finger to unlock the other day, sign of the times...)

[Captain Wiggles]

[zCommander]

1 hour ago, Renegade7 said:

 

Pfft...here...

 

I have a fingerprint lock, but not for her (toddler daughter tried to put her finger to unlock the other day, sign of the times...)

 

I have both. My wife knows the numeric number so do the kids. They won't find  anything on my phone as I am a model citizen lol. Also, been married for almost 27 years now too.  

 

Edited April 22 by zCommander

[zCommander]

 

[skinsmarydu]

35 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

 

I will test this when my Wife gets home...

 

Every snake in her hometown was venomous, so she could care less learning there were constricters that squeeze you to death instead.

@mistertim might have something to say...

How's Lilith?

[zCommander]

[skinsmarydu]

Obligatory.  And I can't believe no one posted this yesterday. 

 

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

I loathe these monsters! 

 

 

[PokerPacker]

14 minutes ago, zCommander said:

Ah, I got so much mileage out of one of those in High School.

[Captain Wiggles]

[SkinsFTW]

1 hour ago, PokerPacker said:

Ah, I got so much mileage out of one of those in High School.

 

Cigarette loads for those who dared to bum was so much better tho...

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

[zCommander]

4 hours ago, PokerPacker said:

Squint eyes...

 

 

[EmirOfShmo]

  

[TK]