The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Renegade7]

[Destino]

Imagining my wife’s Facebook moms group hearing about presents wrapped in lead foil. They’d explode. 

[Captain Wiggles]

I gotta meets whomever named all these st brown players. Equanimeous, Amon Ra, and Osiris. 😆

[PokerPacker]

34 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said:

I gotta meets whomever named all these st brown players. Equanimeous, Amon Ra, and Osiris. 😆

Their dad certainly seems like a character.  He's a former Mr. Universe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_(bodybuilder)), and you'll note his last name is not "St. Brown", but just "Brown".  He just thought "St. Brown" sounded better so he gave his kids that last name.  And I don't know about Amon Ra and Osiris, but Equanimeous's full name is quite a mouthful: Equanimeous Imhotep Tristen J. St. Brown (the 'J' does not stand for anything; it's also there just for some flair).  Their mom also is an athlete who came over from Germany.  I guess the two of them decided to get together and raise a family of super-beings together, and thought they could use some suitable names.

 

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(the 'J' does not stand for anything; it's also there just for some flair)

 

This is some straight up simpsons ****. 🤣

 

[Pono]

7 hours ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

Where is the now entering Uranus sign?

That is in Saint Robert, MO. Just outside of Fort Leonard Wood. That location used to be a strip club called Big Louie's. Uranus also has a puttputt golf course called Putt Pirates.

[China]

1 hour ago, Captain Wiggles said:

 

This is some straight up simpsons ****. 🤣

 

 

Jay?

 

 

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[The Evil Genius]

7 hours ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

What @thegreaterbuzzette does to Uranus in your bedroom is better left unsaid…

 

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[Koolblue13]

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[TradeTheBeal!]

Bet this dude has a sick midrange jumper.

 

 

[Dan T.]

The jokes actually seem better in this scenario...

 

 

[Chew]

 

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[Die Hard]

48 minutes ago, Koolblue13 said:

Its such a strange phenomenon of new parents isn’t it?

 

When parents give me that type of reply (ie months), I’ll ask them if they can break that down for me into days/hours.

 

Then I wait to see them either attempting to calculate it or recognize the absurdity of the request and why it was made.

Edited November 28, 2023 by Die Hard

[Koolblue13]

1 minute ago, Die Hard said:

Its such a strange phenomenon of new parents isn’t it?

 

When parents give me that type of reply (ie months), I’ll ask them if they can break that down for me into days/hours.

 

Then I wait to see them either attempting to calculate it or recognizing the absurdity of the request and why it was made.