The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[dfitzo53]

I love that she's flicking off the camera person.

[China]

 

[Renegade7]

I find this more awesome then funny, but don't know where to post it : )

 

 

 

[TK]

[TK]

[zCommander]

I bought a shaver charger from Amazon. 

 

 

Someone is asking if it is made of plastic? 

I really want to say: No it is made out of metal so you can have your own personal electrocution device. Please come back and tell us if you liked it. 

 

 

Edited March 28, 2022 by zCommander

[TradeTheBeal!]

[LD0506]

[Renegade7]

Omg, Florida, what did he do???

 

 

"Meow, see?"

 

 

[China]

1 hour ago, Renegade7 said:

Omg, Florida, what did he do???

 

 

 

 

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

Asked for a double quarter pounder with Mac sauce only and a 4 piece chicken nugget. Driving down the road I stick my hand into the bag to get a nugget. Open the nugget box, reach for a nugget and my finger gets wet. 
 

plain quarter pounder, nothing on it. A ****ING BOX OF MAC SAUCE. 
 

No nuggets at all. 

[steve09ru]

[TK]

[TK]

[Renegade7]

 

[skinsmarydu]

An elderly man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of viagra:

The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.

“Why not?” Asked the elderly man.

“Because it’s not safe.” Replied the doctor.

“But I need it really bad.” Said the man.

“Well, why do you need it so badly?” Asked the doctor.

The elderly man said. “My girlfriend is coming to town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.”

The doctor finally relented saying. “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”

On Monday, the elderly man dragged himself in with his arm in a sling.

The doctor asked. “What happened to you?”

The elderly man said. “No one showed up.”

[mojo]

[BleedBNG]

[Momma There Goes That Man]

It figures the maga guy doesn’t at least know how to crop his photos before posting moronic and untrue memes 

[LD0506]

[TK]

[TK]

[Fan since a Fetus]

On 3/28/2022 at 7:20 AM, TradeTheBeal! said:

My favorite Metallica album.

 

Anyways, when I'm feeling down I typically throw on Blackwater Park. Bleak is the song I gravitate to 

[mojo]

11 hours ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

It figures the maga guy doesn’t at least know how to crop his photos before posting moronic and untrue memes 

Oh I forgot this is the Humor thread, everything needs to be 100% factual and completely serious.

You must be a blast at parties.

[MrSilverMaC]

It at least needs to be funny…