CousinsCowgirl84 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, skinsmarydu said: So I spent 8 days almost completely bedridden, came out of it, getting my strength and energy back little by little these last few days. But our weather is really ****ty this weekend, and I didn't feel like getting out yesterday, so I did the unthinkable...I created an Instacart account. It wasn't a whole bunch of stuff. Shopper texts me about how many bananas I want, I said 3...I ended up with 3 giant bunches of 6/each. And I ordered Claussen mini-dill pickles, the refrigerated ones that he didn't know about because he texted that there weren't any, and I texted back "Spears?" and he said "yeah", but he got the Kroger brand ones on the shelf. 🤮 I was really kinda pissed at first, but then I couldn't help but laugh...he was just a young dreadlocked kid out there runnin' around in the rain *and a really nice Mustang* bringing me **** I was too lazy to go out for myself. I can get it all fixed tomorrow because I have to go out anyway (get the right pickles just on the guarantee alone because I tried em & they suck) and hopefully get 'em to take 12 bananas back. Just a crazy first time experience with grocery delivery. I had them do the same thing with those bananas. Must be tricky things. In the app they sale the bananas per banana, so I asked for three. The delivery guy showed up with three of the banana bundles, so like 21 bananas. I ended up making banana nut bread with them 🤷♀️ Happy to hear you are feeling better. Edited December 11, 2023 by CousinsCowgirl84 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Everything should be microwave and dishwasher safe. one of my cups ****ing broke (the paint is off) because it says do not microwave Had to do some inventory here on what was microwavable and what wasn't. Anything that doesn't say, assume it's not. There were only 4 cups that were marked as microwavable sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Like ceramic mugs but they weren't microwaveable? Metallic paint or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Very on-brand for Ix to be flummoxed by microwave ovens in 2023. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Ah back when movie titles told yinz all ya needed to know. Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. Waterworld. Simpler times theys was. 👴🏻 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 (edited) Edited December 12, 2023 by ixcuincle 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Oh dear… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Die Hard 2 >>> Die Hard 1 1 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 If I put a dish in the microwave, and it breaks, that is just the universe telling me that I shouldn't own that dish because it isn't microwavable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Very exciting. @The Evil Genius 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 27 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Die Hard 2 >>> Die Hard 1 Live Free or Die Hard has the best title in the franchise tho. 🤪 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 15 hours ago, Captain Wiggles said: Live Free or Die Hard has the best title in the franchise tho. 🤪 Cybersecurity guy here, wishing I could show this movie in our auditorium at work for upper-management to make sure they've seen it at least once... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Got a meatless bowl at Chipotle in Loudoun and in a bit of confusion the cashier asked me with a straight face "what meat did you get, chicken?" Hmm...guess I'm in a sundown town and need to get TF up outta here before they start burning crosses in front of my Honda Pilot. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 12/12/2023 at 5:03 PM, ixcuincle said: Very exciting. @The Evil Genius I see you got the monochrome meal. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 4 hours ago, China said: I see you got the monochrome meal. 🤔 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 (edited) Moved to appropriate thread. Edited December 14, 2023 by LadySkinsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 Just used “bejezus” in a lawyer email that I billed $850 to write. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 5 minutes ago, PleaseBlitz said: Just used “bejezus” in a lawyer email that I billed $850 to write. Was it... P.S. I just overcharged the bejusus out of you? 2 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 "Be careful, it's hot..." "You're hot..." *darkskin-blush... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 26 minutes ago, The Evil Genius said: Was it... P.S. I just overcharged the bejusus out of you? pretty close. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 (edited) The GT (Gifted & Talented) kids at my school were giving TED talks today. Second grade was on a field trip so I went and watched during my free period. After lunch, I came out of the teachers lounge and one of the fifth graders who had presented was washing his hands outside the restroom and I told him that he did a great job. He kind of looked at me funny and I was like, “I saw you. I watched the whole thing.” but he still seemed confused. Later, it occurred to me that he had no idea I was talking about his TED talk. And that he had just gone to the bathroom. Hopefully I don’t get fired tomorrow. Edited December 15, 2023 by Sacks 'n' Stuff 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 11 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: Just used “bejezus” in a lawyer email that I billed $850 to write. related content 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 5 o clock somewhere... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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