PF Chang Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 DOVER, Del. -- The NASCAR driver known as "The Outlaw" testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown. "Everybody on the outside can tell me I'm crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand," Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer. Rest of article: http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/12161197/kurt-busch-says-ex-girlfriend-patricia-driscoll-was-trained-assassin Possibly the greatest NASCAR article ever. I am eagerly awaiting the documentary, "Final Pit Stop: Assassin NASCAR Wives." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Here is Kurt saving his ex gf's son from the ex's vicious one leg hair attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 More like his ex-girlfriend was a trained con artist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If I were training assassins, then I would consider a sexy woman an asset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If I were training assassins, then I would consider a sexy woman an asset. ... and then 45 seconds later you would get back to the business of training assassins. <rimshot> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 The more I read on this the better it gets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I beginning to think Kurt shouldn't be behind the wheel of a racing vehicle. Dude is either a huge moron or straight up crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 It sounds outlandish, but we might consider the possibility that Busch is telling the truth (not saying he is, just that we might consider it). This NPR story says that "others" besides Busch testified to this. It also notes that she works for "Frontline Defense Systems, whose website says Driscoll 'spent the majority of her career in the narcotics and intelligence world.'" http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2015/01/13/377082833/nascar-s-kurt-busch-testifies-that-ex-girlfriend-is-an-assassin It is also worth noting that this testimony wasn't refuted. I'd imagine that Busch probably has a good enough lawyer to prevent him from making an absurd case. Again, I'm not saying it's true, and it does seem crazy, but there might be something here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Seems reasonable. I bet she was trained by Chuck Barris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 This lends some plausibility to his claim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAbYIrniY4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Chuck barris doesn't get pulled off the stage by a giant cane when he is assassinating somebody... the giant cane gets drunk, and nobody can reach the gong. on the other hand..... get Chuck Norris drunk .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s0crates Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Nice find Dan. Maybe this isn't such a silly thing after all . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Nice find Dan. Maybe this isn't such a silly thing after all . . . I don't know if that comes close to proving she's an assassin... but it certainly reinforces the wisdom of "don't mess with crazy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 This just has cheesy Hollywood romcom spy/action movie written all over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 This just has cheesy Hollywood romcom spy/action movie written all over it. Haven't they done that already? True Lies? Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PF Chang Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 This just has cheesy Hollywood romcom spy/action movie written all over it. I am hoping this is part of Kill Bill 3. The Deadly NASCAR Assassination Squad. In flashbacks, NASCAR wives are trained as assassins by Pai Mei and Dale Earnhardt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I don't know if that comes close to proving she's an assassin... but it certainly reinforces the wisdom of "don't mess with crazy". As men we all know this, but damn, crazy chicks are fun in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 As men we all know this, but damn, crazy chicks are fun in the bedroom. Umm... I bet the guy who just had his junk snipped off twice would highly disagree with you there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 As men we all know this, but damn, crazy chicks are fun in the bedroom. Sure but the price is often not worth it. Like almost getting stabbed in a soccer riot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Umm... I bet the guy who just had his junk snipped off twice would highly disagree with you there. That guy married and had kids with crazy... and then got caught cheating. That's just plain stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 You just can't let them know where you live or work. If you can use a burn phone that would be preferable also. Always go to her house, never let her see your car or have a fake license plate just in case. It's really quite simple as long as you are prepared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 That guy married and had kids with crazy... and then got caught cheating. That's just plain stupid. I'm not disagreeing with you there brother, just making a statement about crazy ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 You just can't let them know where you live or work. If you can use a burn phone that would be preferable also. Always go to her house, never let her see your car or have a fake license plate just in case. It's really quite simple as long as you are prepared. You know you're dealing with crazy when you start acting like a secret agent just to get laid. Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I've always loved the "Cocaine: That ****'s insane" saying. But that's so 80's and 90's at this point. We desperately need a crystal meth rhyme for our times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I am hoping this is part of Kill Bill 3. The Deadly NASCAR Assassination Squad. In flashbacks, NASCAR wives are trained as assassins by Pai Mei and Dale Earnhardt. If they would just stick to assassinating NASCAR in general, the world would be a better place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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