MarkB452 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 My mom went with my cousin (he's 12). She has STs in the 400s. Some lady for the Redskins approached her and asked her if they wanted to sit in the club level on the 50 yard line. She said yes and I asked if there was a catch and she said no. Anyone else ever had this happen at the game? At the Dallas game a few years ago (final home game), a buddy and I got upgraded to the club level when we signed up for the designated driver program. I think that the seats were in section 324. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 If you can't believe a story told about a bad game day experience at FedEx then what can you believe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "I'm not sdrunk, jusss had a few beerzzz..." "Sir, you just blew .27 on the Breathalyzer" "Ooohhhh, zat alot occifer?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Ok, recite the alphabet backwards" -"Huh? I couldn't even do that sober" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2cents Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I know I'm being rude, but I'm in a crappy mood today anyway, but why should I care if they tossed you out of the stadium, esp since you got in anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ddub52 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Maybe someone complained about someone else and the crazy lady mistook you for that person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 That was definitely John Mara's doing. Just as an aside, a drunk person never thinks they're drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Wow, that's ****ed up. BTW, were you drunk when you typed the thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I went to a after party once while working on the road. Worked 19 hours and couldnt wait to have a beer. I tripped on a wrinkle in the carpet walking to the bar The bartender said I was hammered. I tried to explain I hadnt had a single drink. She called the cops, and I was ejected. I can believe this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Ok, recite the alphabet backwards"-"Huh? I couldn't even do that sober" :ols:I'd be going to jail even as the designated driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoc4454 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 The woman who pulled you aside may have been my 5th wife, who is a die hard Eagles fan. She sure sounds like it. Was one of her legs artificial? Was she wearing an eye patch? Was she bald except for a patch of hair on her forehead? Did she speak only Slovak? Was there a tattoo of Ricardo Montelbon on the left side of her neck? Was she drunk? And was she wearing size 15 wingtips? If it was her any idea how to get in touch with her? Lord I miss the woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Just as an aside, a drunk person never thinks they're drunk. I'm not sure that's always true. I can tell when I'm getting close to being drunk. Generally I either get really tired, have trouble walking around, start feeling giddy, or have trouble thinking or making sense of things. But then again I usually stop drinking at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I'm not sure that's always true. I can tell when I'm getting close to being drunk. Generally I either get really tired, have trouble walking around, start feeling giddy, or have trouble thinking or making sense of things. But then again I usually stop drinking at that point. Of course there are no absolutes in life and different people process alcohol differently. My apologies though. I should have stated a drunk person 99.9999999999999% of the time doesn't think they're drunk. It's a general rule though; recognized by many in law enforcement and healthcare...even though everyone on earth has only ever had "two drinks" during one outing. Whenever someone says they've been tailgaiting for 3 hrs. and "definitely had a few drinks" and has been pulled out of line by non-drunk people for being "too drunk," I think it's safe to assume there are legitimate veracity issues with said drunk individual's event recollection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouvan59 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 My apologies though. I should have stated a drunk person 99.9999999999999% of the time doesn't think they're drunk. I think it's more a matter of degree. People don't realize how drunk they are. "Sure I had a little buzz on but I wasn't slurring my words", typically means they were visibly intoxicated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I think it went something like this. NSFW - language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 So we don't want inbibed people at a pro football game? This is akin to burning the flag for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doghouse4x4 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 The thread title edit is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Not saying the OP was drunk, but I've just never understood the mentality that you "have" to drink at a football game. Been to a couple of games a year the past 3 years and it astounds me how much people drink outside of the stadium, but even more inside. The Bengals game this year, a swear, the people in my row must have had at least 6-8 beers. At $9 a pop, that's $54-$72 just for one person. And there were 4 of them. I've never been a drinker at games. I'd rather have a water or soda and remember the game (win or loss), but that's just me. Also, I'd rather be able to enjoy the game and not have to wait in line to pee all game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Also, I'd rather be able to enjoy the game and not have to wait in line to pee all game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doghouse4x4 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 One of the best movies ever. I need to write under the pen name Dr. Emile Schaffhausen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stugein Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Not saying the OP was drunk, but I've just never understood the mentality that you "have" to drink at a football game. Been to a couple of games a year the past 3 years and it astounds me how much people drink outside of the stadium, but even more inside. The Bengals game this year, a swear, the people in my row must have had at least 6-8 beers. At $9 a pop, that's $54-$72 just for one person. And there were 4 of them. I've never been a drinker at games. I'd rather have a water or soda and remember the game (win or loss), but that's just me. Also, I'd rather be able to enjoy the game and not have to wait in line to pee all game. I'm with you there. The woman and I always do all our drinking at the ES tailgate before going in. No chance I'm paying $9 a pop for Bud Light. That said, even our drinking at the tailgate is tempered. I'll have one or two beers and join in with one of the group shots and I'm done. I've never understood the people that get completely ****faced for sporting events. Whats the point? I don't get how you can enjoy the game like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son of Gadsden Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I'm not sure that's always true. I can tell when I'm getting close to being drunk. Generally I either get really tired, have trouble walking around, start feeling giddy, or have trouble thinking or making sense of things. But then again I usually stop drinking at that point. My immediate reply to "You're drunk" is "NO, YOU'rE DRUNK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Only plausible explanation: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 The thread title edit is fantastic. I didn't notice till your post...now ROFL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HA1LV1CT0RY Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 A friend of mine tried to sneak some beers in one game and got caught. The lady who caught him started yelling at him to give her his ticket and called for security, I quickly grabbed him and said lets get the hell out of here while refusing to give her the ticket. We ended up getting away and using another entrance no problem. There is no way in hell I'm missing the game without a fight. I was that friend (we share this account) and half this story is wrong lol. it was some dude that grabbed me. and YOU tried to sneak beers in too. you just ditched them when they tried to kick me out. I had it in my waistband which Ive done for years and this time the guy went straight for my dick. he found it and started shouting for cops to come over, I threw it in the trash can and just denied it, the cops just looked at him and shrugged. he told me to go over to some guy with a binder. the guy started asking for my ID and I kept repeating what for? (I wasnt giving anyone that wasnt a cop anything...) I told him shoot I forgot it in the car let me go get it for you and started walking away, he shouted for my ticket and I just said the other guy had it. We then booked it to another entrance. What a bunch of nazis. Just blend into the crowd and they wont hassle you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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