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Hundreds Of Vagina Plaster Casts Fall From Truck In Road Shunt

 

Hundreds of the white casts, believed to have been on their way to a gallery, spilt out onto the road in Irkutsk, Russia, after a traffic shunt on 22nd September.

 

Bizarre video footage shot by a passerby shows a trail of the casts leading up to the back of the lorry.

 

Local media reports that the casts were reloaded, and the drivers sorted out the blame for the crash without calling in the police.

 

The footage shows a man believed to be the driver of the truck trying to sort out the cargo and trying to get back on board.

 

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Ball Arena hosting 8 events in 8 days this week

 

The largest indoor arena in Colorado is preparing for a busy week.

 

Ball Arena in Denver will host concerts, ice hockey and basketball events this week. Eight events are planned over eight days through Sunday.

 

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8 days in a week?  Oh yeah, now I remember...

 

 

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People, Salzburg Airport Has A Dedicated Desk For Flyers Who Fly To Austria Instead Of Australia

 

The simple thought of catching the wrong flight or train or any means of transportation scares the bejesus out of us. But unfortunately, this is a common innocent mistake made by many people each and every day. Shockingly, a large number of people often board a flight to Austria when they are supposed to fly to Australia. The similar names of these destinations are the reason behind many people booking the wrong tickets.

 

Taking to Instagram, Michelle • Sweary greeting cards (@kuntykards) shared how there is a counter at the Salzburg Aiport for people who boarded a plane and reached Austria instead of their original destination, Australia.

 

Social media is really a wonderful place to discover so many interesting things happening all around the world. One of the most surprising news that many people have come across recently is the Salzburg Airport’s separate desk. It is a major confusion between not one or two but many travellers. Many travel creators and digital creators took to social media platforms to talk about this weird confusion among many.

 

The most interesting point is that Austria’s Salzburg Airport developed a desk just to help visitors facing the major problem of landing in Austria instead of Australia.

 

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China Installs Giant Escalators as Alternative to Mountain Hiking

 

“The original purpose for us to build this elevator is to solve the traffic problem in climbing the mountain,” a worker who helped install the giant escalator said. “In the beginning, we considered building a cableway. However, given cableway’s limited transportation capability and high-security risk, the escalator is relatively safer and has a high transportation capability, which can satiety the needs of the scenic area.”

 

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Although the mountain escalators make sense from an accessibility standpoint, there are many who find them a nuisance rather than a boon. Hiking enthusiasts think that such contraptions take the joy out of the entire mountain experience because they require no physical effort.

 

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Somerset Gimp banned from wearing a gimp suit in public and 'crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground' for five years

 

A man known as the "Somerset Gimp" has been banned from dressing in an all-black gimp suit in public at night and "crawling, wriggling or writhing on the ground" for five years.

 

Joshua Hunt, 32, was issued with the sexual risk order after police linked him to 25 incidents across the county.

 

The order also prevents the self-employed gardener from wearing any type of mask or face covering in public, unless for medical reasons.

 

A district judge imposed the restrictions, following a hearing at Bristol Magistrates' Court, just a week after Hunt was convicted of two offences under the Public Order Act of intentionally causing harassment, alarm or distress.

 

Last week's hearing heard how a man in an all-black gimp suit had terrified two female motorists in May this year in Bleadon, near Weston-super-Mare.

 

It was the latest in a series of incidents where a man in skin-tight dark clothing was seen writhing on the ground and stepping out in front of cars in remote locations across Somerset since 2018.

 

The court previously heard that witnesses to an incident in October last year said they saw a man wearing a gimp suit who grabbed his penis over the top of his clothing and also "gyrated against the floor".

 

Lawrence Wilcox, representing Avon and Somerset Police, told the hearing that Hunt had been linked to 25 incidents in total.

 

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Woman Asks Cops Not To Seize Her Adult Toy

 

While SWAT team members were searching her backpack--where they discovered methamphetamine and other narcotics--Ariella Messina had one request of law enforcement.

“Don’t take my dildo,” she asked.

 

The 27-year-old Messina made this plea after investigators found a “blue vibrator” in the backpack, according to a police report. The backpack also contained Messina’s drivers license and “a necklace with the name Ariella,” cops noted.

 

By asking for her sex toy, police declared, Messina made it “apparent that the backpack was hers and she was aware of the contents inside.”

 

During the execution of a search warrant early Tuesday morning at a residence in Jensen Beach, Florida, cops seized cocaine, meth, drug paraphernalia, and brass knuckles.

 

Messina was booked into the county jail on a pair of felony drug counts. She is being held in lieu of $10,000 bond.

 

The whereabouts of Messina’s dildo are not known at this time.

 

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Family Feud’s Richard Dawson’s Constant Kissing Led Producers to Require Herpes Tests for Contestants

 

Family Feud contestants had to undergo herpes tests during host Richard Dawson’s time on the show, a new book by Kliph Nesteroff titled Outrageous: A History of Showbiz and the Culture Wars has claimed.

 

Richard, who hosted the game show from 1976 to 1985, had a penchant for kissing female contestants on the mouth, and this caused fans to raise concerns about the health safety of guests on the show.

 

“As a physician, I have worried about the risks Richard Dawson takes in kissing every female contestant on Family Feud,” read a letter quoted in the book from the Philadelphia Daily News. “The diseases that could be transmitted by promiscuous kissing are too long and too loathsome to recount here. Does Dawson or the producers take any caution to prevent infection? Are any of them informed?”

 

After the letter was published, The Pacific Daily reported that new safety measures were put in place and “contestants, both male and female, have to undergo a mouth test with a magnifying glass from medical distaff.”

 

Outrageous also included quotes from contestants and viewers of Family Feud during Richard’s time as host. Kliph revealed that “several game show fans were repulsed,” and one viewer reportedly complained that “Richard Dawson spreads more bugs every week than a flu epidemic.”

 

The book also revealed that an unnamed female contestant said that a production assistant came into her dressing room and announced, “OK, everybody line up for your herpes tests.”

 

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2 men convicted of stealing $2,095 of stuff from Kohl's argued for lesser charges because there was a sale and they had coupons

 

Two men convicted of retail theft at a Kohl's in Colorado tried to get a lesser punishment because they stole stuff that was on sale.

 

The men's attorneys made an argument for reduced charges after admitting stealing from the store in Parker, Colorado.

 

The case was described in a Tuesday news from the district attorney for Colorado's 18th Judicial District.

 

Michael Green, 50, and Byron Bolden, 37, were nicknamed the "KitchenAid Mixer Crew" by the DA in reference to the kitchen appliances they stole.

 

They also took designer shoes and clothing.

 

They were both ultimately convicted of felony theft. However, the DA's office said the men's attorneys argued for softer misdemeanor charges, citing discounts on the items.

 

According to The Denver Gazette, the men cited discounts on the sticker prices, and Kohl's coupons they had, to bring the items down below the threshold for felony theft in Colorado, which is $2,000.

 

The documented value of the items stolen was $2,094.98, the district attorney's office said.

 

The argument failed to sway the judge, as both men received felony convictions. Green was sentenced to 15 months in prison and Bolden to 90 days in jail with credit for time served as a condition of 18 months probation.

 

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Accused robbers find someone stole their getaway vehicle, Colorado cops say. ‘Ironic’

 

Three people accused of robbing a check-cashing business got a shock when they dashed outside to find their getaway vehicle missing,

 

Colorado police reported. An unrelated fourth person stole the vehicle while the group was pulling the heist just before 11 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 16,

 

Commerce City police said in a news release. Police called it “an unexpected and ironic twist.”

 

 

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When the Grinch chooses to steal Christmas, however, his actions happen to be rather consistent with the training and attitude of an angry veteran. Here are a handful of unmistakable signs the Grinch is actually prior military.

 

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‘Bizarre’ Christmas call leads cops to ‘huge’ beaver inside Tennessee hospital, cops say

 

A hospital received a Christmas morning surprise in the form of a wayward beaver, Tennessee police said.

 

The “huge” beaver was found hiding under a piano at the St. Francis Hospital lounge when officers found it, the Bartlett Police Department said in a news release.

The animal was “probably looking to nom nom a Christmas tree,” police said.

 

When officer Robb Read found the animal shortly before 7 a.m. at the hospital, he reached out and grabbed it, then put it in a large black cart, according to police.

The animal was safely relocated to an undisclosed location, police said.

 

“No beavers or officers were injured,” a spokesperson for the police department told McClatchy News.

 

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'Missing' drunk man spends hours helping a search party look for himself

 

A Turkish man accidentally joined his own search party and looked for himself for hours before realizing they were all looking for him. According to VICE, 50-year-old Beyhan Mutlu, who lives in the northwestern Bursa province, had been out drinking with his friends when he wandered off into a nearby forest and didn't return. Unable to contact him for a few hours, Mutlu's wife and friends decided to alert authorities, who set up a search and rescue mission to find him. Efforts to find the 'missing man' intensified in nearby neighborhoods as the news spread and soon a large group of volunteers had joined the mission.

 

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Drones dropping colorful sex toys on Oklahoma City suburb rooftops, traffic lights

 

 A strange prank has taken over a suburb of Oklahoma City.

 

The Moore Police Department informed FOX 25 that it has been made aware of several adult toys being placed on buildings, businesses, and intersections near SW 19th St and S Telephone Rd.

 

Crews had taken the objects down by midafternoon on Thursday.

 

The sex toys are being placed in high areas with drones, according to reports from residents.

 

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A rat hole in Chicago is drawing pilgrims in their droves. Why?

 

An untold flock of people have made the pilgrimage to see it. They’ve stared, kneeled, and left offerings of dried flowers, coins and miniature flags around it.

 

No one knows how – or why – it’s even there. On its Wikipedia page, people furiously debate its origin and praise its beauty.

 

We’re not talking about Stonehenge; we’re talking about a rat-shaped pothole in Chicago, America’s ‘rattiest’ city.

 

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Some five million views later, the pothole now sees scores of tourists queuing to pay their respects to the ‘rat gods’.

 

One couple even chose the imprint as their wedding venue. Newlywed Raj Mahal shared footage on TikTok of him and his husband getting hitched by the hole.

 

‘My dream wedding at the Rat Hole,’ he wrote.

 

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And they say romance is dead
 

Others voted to name the hole ‘Splatatouille’ – beating out worthy contenders ‘Roscoe Road-dent’ and ‘Lil’ Stucky’- after the Lakeview Roscoe Village’s Chamber of Commerce decided the rather literal ‘Chicago Rat Hole’ name didn’t do it justice.

 

A ‘Rathole Music Fest’ is even in the works, with organisers writing on Facebook: ‘The rat hole itself is sacred ground and must be honoured as such.’

 

But Splatatouille is nothing new. It’s been around for about three decades, according to Chicago rat hole historians, yet only gained infamy after Dumaine’s social media post.

 

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Home Depot is selling medieval swords and the online comments are 🔥

 


Home Depot, the largest home improvement retailer in the United States selling tools, appliances and materials for construction projects, is ready to help you overthrow the English army of 1298 A.D.

 

Some online shoppers this week were surprised to learn the retail giant offers a 40-inch sword modeled after the weapon swung by actor Mel Gibson in the 1995 movie, "Braveheart."

 

"Reclaim your FREEDOM from the tyrannical English king with this authentic William Wallace sword," reads the item's description on HomeDepot.com, adding the stainless steel blade comes with an authentic leather sheath that can attach to your belt.

 

The real William Wallace fought (and lost) against King Edward I during the Battle of Falkirk. And while Home Depot is 700 years too late to aid the Scottish, online users are here for it.

 

Questions posed by online customers to Home Depot about its medieval weaponry have included these gems:

  • "Is this sword suitable for overthrowing an oppressive English monarchy?"
  • "I have a large fire breathing dragon in my yard that I need to slay. Will this work or should I hire an exterminator?"
  • "Can I use this to create a sword bouquet for my wedding? You know, in case a hoard of orcs decides to crash it or something..."
  • "Is this affective in slaying vampires?"
  • "Is this sword sharp and sturdy enough to carry into battle, or is it just suitable for a bit of light pillaging?"

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Northern Ont. pizza shop’s 'unforeseen circumcisions' typo goes viral

 

A Pizza Hut location in northern Ontario has gone viral not for its pizza or specials but rather for an unfortunate typo.

 

Autocorrect and typos have become commonplace in the business world in signs, emails and advertisements, but in an age of social media, they rarely go unnoticed.

 

Last week, the Pizza Hut location in Timmins, Ont.(opens in a new tab) closed its doors at the last minute and posted a sign about "unforeseen circumcisions" on the door – yes, that is what the sign read.

 

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