Riggo-toni Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Forbes:Don't Put Wasp Nests In Your Vagina https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Fbrucelee%2F2017%2F06%2F02%2Fdont-put-wasp-nests-in-your-vagina%2F#pt0-434826 You know the Capitol One advertisement that asks, “what’s in your wallet?” Well, replace the word “wallet” with “vagina”, and it seems like every several months or so, someone else is offering a new answer to this question, along with an ask from your wallet. A while ago, the provided answer was steam, which turned out to be hot air. Then, along came jade eggs, being sold on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop website. Then it was Herbal Womb Detox Pearls, perfumed herbs in the shape of balls. (Yes, they were selling balls to put in your vagina). Now, the latest answer to “what’s in your vagina” is wasp nests. Yes, on Etsy, a craft website, in addition to buying materials to make some candles, weave some baskets, or do some gardening, you can purchase oak galls, a medicinal paste of bark and wasp excreta that you can put inside your vagina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I can't believe you beat @China to that one, @Riggo-toni 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Man Allegedly Bench-Presses Goose for 10 Minutes at L.A. Park; Goose Allegedly Loves It Reddit and Tumblr exploded yesterday with a photo of a barefooted man lying on the hillside of a somewhat crummy-looking park. The man -- by all appearances -- was bench-pressing a goose. Scott Lowell, the B-list actor who originally Tweeted the photo (sort of a George Clooney lookalike who does a lot of theater and cop TV), writes only that the crummy park in question is located in Los Angeles, and that the goose... ... was not exactly protesting. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Doctors remove 13kg portion of feces-filled colon to save man’s life https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsinfo.inquirer.net%2F905131%2Fdoctors-remove-13kg-portion-of-feces-filled-colon-to-save-mans-life#pt0-944156 A doctor holding the portion of colon removed from Zhou Hai, which measured 76cm long and weighed 13kg. PHOTO: SHANGHAI TENTH PEOPLE’s HOSPITAL SHANGHAI—Doctors were forced to remove 13kg of feces stored in the colon of a man who was suffering from a rare bowel condition last Thursday, the Straits Times, quoting local media, reported. Zhou Hai, 22, had arrived at the Shanghai Tenth People’s Hospital with his belly so bloated that witnesses said he looked like he was heavily pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 Sydney would-be carjacker foiled because he was ‘unable to drive a manual’ The incident happened on Monday in Ashfield, in Sydney’s inner west. At about 2.45pm, a 47-year-old woman was in her car stopped at a set of traffic lights at the intersection of Norton and Holden streets. NSW Police allege a man approached the driver’s side of the car and opened her door. He pulled on her arm and demanded she get out of the car. “As she got out he jumped into the driver’s seat and attempted to drive the car, however, he was unable to drive a manual,” the police said in a statement. With no hope of successfully taking the vehicle, he reached into the foot-well and grabbed the women’s purse before scarpering. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 On 6/13/2017 at 8:42 AM, Riggo-toni said: Doctors remove 13kg portion of feces-filled colon to save man’s life https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsinfo.inquirer.net%2F905131%2Fdoctors-remove-13kg-portion-of-feces-filled-colon-to-save-mans-life#pt0-944156 A doctor holding the portion of colon removed from Zhou Hai, which measured 76cm long and weighed 13kg. PHOTO: SHANGHAI TENTH PEOPLE’s HOSPITAL SHANGHAI—Doctors were forced to remove 13kg of feces stored in the colon of a man who was suffering from a rare bowel condition last Thursday, the Straits Times, quoting local media, reported. Zhou Hai, 22, had arrived at the Shanghai Tenth People’s Hospital with his belly so bloated that witnesses said he looked like he was heavily pregnant. So a guy walks into a Doctor's office and says "Doc, I've got a massive stomachache." The Doctor replies "I think you're full of ****." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 88-year-old Springfield man alleges woman stole wallet after sex act SPRINGFIELD — An 88-year-old Springfield man accused a woman of stealing his wallet after she performed a sex act on him Wednesday, according to a police report. ... “Officers spoke with (the victim) who stated that a one-eyed woman stole his wallet,” the report says. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fmorning-mix%2Fwp%2F2017%2F06%2F29%2Fhe-thought-a-book-would-stop-a-bullet-and-make-him-a-youtube-star-now-hes-dead%2F#pt0-429988 He thought a book would stop a bullet and make him a YouTube star. Now he’s dead. “Our Vlogs will show you the real life of a young couple who happen to be teen parents,” the description on their channel reads. “From highs to lows. Achievements to struggles. Join the fun, Follow our journey!” In a Facebook post last week that included the vlog post from their trip to the fair, Perez wrote that they were in the process of making Ruiz his own YouTube channel. His would focus on “all the crazy stuff,” she wrote. La MonaLisa would be about their “family life.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Aliens were present at Crucifixion of Jesus – and here’s the ‘proof’ ALIENS were present at the Crucifixion of Christ, according to ET enthusiasts who have been studying ancient art. Because painted on the walls of the Svetitskhoveli Cathedral in Georgia is an image of Christ that has sent conspiracy theorists into a frenzy. The fresco painting shows Christ being crucified with a large crowd gathering around him, but in the top left and right corners are what appear top be flying crafts or some form of advanced technology which humans clearly would have not have had 2000 years ago. The ships are dome like, with three trails coming out of each which look like a propellant of some kind. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 An ATM dispensed cash — and notes for help from a man trapped inside https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2017/07/13/an-atm-dispensed-cash-and-notes-for-help-from-a-man-trapped-inside/ A police officer driving near the waterfront in Corpus Christi, Tex., Wednesday afternoon was waved down and given an unusual tip: an ATM was dispensing handwritten notes scribbled with an existential appeal — “please help.” It had to be a joke, the responding officers believed. A Bank of America ATM spitting emergency notes with cash and receipts sounded like an absurdly constructed plot of a gotcha live television show. Then the machine starting talking. “Sure enough, we can hear a little voice coming from the machine,” Corpus Christi police officer Richard Olden told the local Fox affiliate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 16, 2017 Share Posted July 16, 2017 Chinese Mall Installs 'Husband Storage' Pods for Men Who Simply Can't Take Spending Time with Their Wives A mall in Shanghai has made the baffling decision to introduce “husband storage” facilities—glass pods where women can drop off their husbands while they go shopping. There are a number of questions raised by these pods—mainly, If men really hate shopping with their wives so much, why couldn’t they just go shopping at other stores?? I assume that the Global Harbor Mall, where these glass cylinders were installed and which contains 270,000 square meters of floor space, has plenty of other stores which are catered more toward men. There are even non-shopping alternatives, like admiring all the fresco decorations, or sitting on a bench by the food court and contemplating life. Why do men across the globe continue to complain about being “dragged” to the mall with their wives and waiting while she tries on 20 dresses when there is an easy solution to their boredom (and it's not dropping them off at daycare)? On the bright side—for the husbands, at least—each individual pod at Global Harbor Mall contains a computer monitor and gamepad, so they can play retro video games to their hearts’ content. According to Chinese newspaper The Paper, the games are currently free, but in a few months customers will be required to scan a QR code using their phones and pay a small fee for each playthrough. Also, the pods currently don’t have ventilation or A/C, leading one man to be “drenched in sweat” after five minutes of gaming. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 How'd this guy get thru airport security ? http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/35896866/flatulence-forces-passengers-from-jet American Airlines says a passenger "passed gas", forcing everyone from a plane at Raleigh-Durham International Airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diehard Otis Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 On 6/29/2017 at 9:33 AM, Riggo-toni said: https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fmorning-mix%2Fwp%2F2017%2F06%2F29%2Fhe-thought-a-book-would-stop-a-bullet-and-make-him-a-youtube-star-now-hes-dead%2F#pt0-429988 He thought a book would stop a bullet and make him a YouTube star. Now he’s dead. “Our Vlogs will show you the real life of a young couple who happen to be teen parents,” the description on their channel reads. “From highs to lows. Achievements to struggles. Join the fun, Follow our journey!” In a Facebook post last week that included the vlog post from their trip to the fair, Perez wrote that they were in the process of making Ruiz his own YouTube channel. His would focus on “all the crazy stuff,” she wrote. La MonaLisa would be about their “family life.” I saw this one a few weeks ago. The really interesting part of the story is that the gun in question was a Desert Eagle!!! (for the uninitiated, that's a .50 caliber handgun - that thing has the power to pierce through a refrigerator to destroy its target!!) Yup. This firearm shoots those LARGE rounds. And those kids thought that an encyclopedia could stop that round. It's simultaneously comical and sorrowful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Diehard Otis said: I saw this one a few weeks ago. The really interesting part of the story is that the gun in question was a Desert Eagle!!! (for the uninitiated, that's a .50 caliber handgun - that thing has the power to pierce through a refrigerator to destroy its target!!) Yup. This firearm shoots those LARGE rounds. And those kids thought that an encyclopedia could stop that round. It's simultaneously comical and sorrowful. Wait, seriously? They went with a ****ing Desert Eagle to pull this off?! No wonder Darwin stepped in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diehard Otis Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Just now, PokerPacker said: Wait, seriously? They went with a ****ing Desert Eagle to pull this off?! No wonder Darwin stepped in. YES! It is truly ridiculous, but read it for yourself here. And I quote: Quote She fired from about a foot away with a .50-caliber Desert Eagle handgun while he held the book to his chest. It did not stop the bullet, and paramedics on the scene said Ruiz died from a single gunshot wound to the chest. Truly defies reason & common sense, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I like how the article about the mall questions why men would want to use the pods, then goes on to explain they contain video games. I mean... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 WTF? People are so desperate to believe stuff that they just make crap up... Leonardo da Vinci 'hid PROOF of aliens' in the Mona Lisa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/08/04/weird_company_tries_selling_stickers_that_seal_your_penis_shut_as_a_condom.html?google_editors_picks=true Company Selling Stickers That Seal Your Penis Shut as a Condom Alternative While kiddos are decorating their binders and notebooks with stickers this fall, men around the country are finding more controversial uses for tiny bits of adhesive. At least, that’s what Jiftip would have you believe. The company is encouraging men to buy little stickers and affix them to the tips of their penises, sealing off the hole to keep any and all the ejaculate inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted August 13, 2017 Share Posted August 13, 2017 'Remain ever vigilant' of Lizard Man during eclipse, SCEMD says COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - If you haven't heard of the myriad of things you should be worried about during Aug. 21's Total Solar Eclipse, then allow the South Carolina Emergency Management Division to add another thing to worry about to your list. Lizard Man. Yes, the Lee County Lizard Man. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 https://news.google.com/news/amp?caurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehollywoodgossip.com%2F2017%2F08%2Fjim-bob-duggar-clashing-with-ben-seewald-jeremy-vuolo-over-relig%2F#pt0-635339 Jim Bob Duggar: Clashing With Ben Seewald, Jeremy Vuolo Over Religious Beliefs And it seems Jim Bob now wishes he'd been more selective when in helping his daughters select mates. As we've reported previously, Jim Bob has butted heads with his sons-in-law over a wide variety of issues. Jinger Duggar's decision to begin wearing pants after marrying Jeremy Vuolo (Under Jim Bob's rules, Duggar women are only permitted to wear florr-length skirts.) may have attracted the most attention, but it's the more arcane doctrinal disputes that are creating the deepest divisions. I never heard of these bozos until the one got busted for being a predator...and "Jim Bob" Duggar....does it get more stereotypical than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Semen-contaminated flutes might have been given to children, California school officials warn https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/10/01/semen-contaminated-flutes-might-have-been-given-to-children-california-school-officials-warn/?utm_term=.55ce2f956b40&wpisrc=nl_most&wpmm=1 “The performer distributes a flutelike musical instrument made of PVC pipe or bamboo to students during a music lesson, and the allegation is that he contaminated some of these instruments with semen,” Saugus Union Superintendent Joan Lucid said in an email to parents on Saturday. “These allegations are deeply concerning, and I realize they raise many questions.” Full story at link.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 http://stories.barkpost.com/humor/15-peyton-manning-dogs/ Here Are 15 Dogs Who Look Like Peyton Manning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Satanic Temple takes aim at corporal punishment policy with South Texas billboard SAN ANTONIO - A group known for fighting local governments all across the country with public displays of satanic symbols is now taking aim at a South Texas School district with a new billboard. The Satanic Temple paid to place a billboard along Highway 281 in Three Rivers that reads, " Our religion doesn't believe in hitting children." There are also images of a pentagram and a goat's head, which the group usually employs in its displays. Leaders of the group say the advertisement is directed at the Three Rivers Independent School District board, which voted in July to include a policy regarding corporal punishment. The vote was unanimous. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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