China Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 1 minute ago, mcsluggo said: shaving implements pic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted September 21, 2018 Share Posted September 21, 2018 Rejected Applicant Sues Law Schools for Violating Magna Carta That’s actually just one of the many claims made in this remarkable complaint, filed in Delaware federal court on August 24 and mentioned today by Duke University’s The Chronicle (among others, like you, Ryan). I would ordinarily devote much more time and space to something this good, but I am getting ready for a hearing tomorrow. I’m glad this circulated today, though, because it’s given me lots of great ideas to throw out there. Surely at least one of them will stick. According to the complaint, the plaintiff applied to at least 24 law schools, or tried to, but was not admitted to any. While there may well have been other reasons for that, it was enough that Plaintiff had refused to take the LSAT, which most if not all schools require. What was his objection to the LSAT? Quote The LSAT is based on ideology rather than science, and is planned, organized, coordinated, budgeted and administered by radicals who ignore our law, our history, our culture, ethics and probably all of western civilization law. So, that. The lawsuit seems to have been triggered by a letter from Duke University saying the June LSAT was the last opportunity to get a score for purposes of 2018 admissions, and since Plaintiff had not taken it, Duke wouldn’t process his application. Plaintiff sued Duke and an assortment of other defendants, including the Law School Admissions Council (probably the radicals mentioned above), Harvard, the ABA, the Pennsylvania and California state bar associations, and various officials affiliated with the foregoing, as well as Betsy DeVos, who for some reason he seems to associate with education. Plaintiff seeks many millions of dollars and an order admitting him to practice law in Pennsylvania. What exactly did the defendants do wrong, you are probably asking. Well, first, the ABA has apparently broken a promise it made to Eleanor Roosevelt in 1947 to the effect that it and its members would comply with the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. (Which was adopted in 1948, but it could have promised her before that.) Beyond that—not that anything else is really necessary—Plaintiff alleges that not admitting him to law school constituted various torts including trespass, “trespass on the case,” intentional infliction of emotional distress, bad faith, trover (!), and the best of the formal causes of action, “failure to provide a Republican form of government.” Click on the link for the full article 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 4, 2018 Share Posted October 4, 2018 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/10/04/drunk-birds-are-causing-havoc-in-a-minnesota-town-police-say-theyll-sober-up-soon/?utm_term=.9483a8350b3d Drunk birds are causing havoc in a Minnesota town. Police say they’ll sober up soon. Quote Police in Gilbert, Minn., are warning residents about a group of youthful residents unable to handle their alcohol. They’ve been drifting around town looking disoriented, narrowly avoiding getting hit by cars. But these aren’t teenagers getting drunk. Instead, it’s the local bird population. “The Gilbert Police Department has received several reports of birds that appear to be ‘under the influence’ flying into windows, cars and acting confused,” Police Chief Ty Techar wrote in a statement Tuesday. An early frost meant that berries had fermented earlier than usual, he explained, and birds were eating them and getting drunk. Incidents around town involving intoxicated birds appear to be more prevalent than in past years, Techar added, because many have not yet migrated south. “It appears that some birds are getting a little more ‘tipsy’ than normal,” he wrote. “Generally, younger birds’ livers cannot handle the toxins as efficiently as more mature birds.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Link copied! JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida gas station owner has placed a sign in his store asking customers not to warm urine in the microwave. Parul Patel says he’s become “sick and tired” of people walking into his BP gas station and On the Fly convenience store in Jacksonville to warm their containers of urine. The store is within walking distance of two labs, though one says it doesn’t collect samples for drug tests. Patel tells First Coast News the people “walk in off the street, microwave their urine containers then leave.” https://apnews.com/9ff48985c82b4a219246eadbb49d867f?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Japanese Man Politely Asks to Rob Convenience Store, Turns Himself In Shortly After Japanese people are renowned for their manners and politeness, but this incident shows just how far that politeness can go. A man recently went into a convenience store, asked the manager if he could rob the place and upon being refused, he left and later turned himself in to police. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkB452 Posted October 16, 2018 Share Posted October 16, 2018 After saying girls ‘pretty much ruin everything,’ high school AD placed on leave An athletic director at a Tennessee high school was placed on administrative leave Wednesday, after remarks described as “inexcusable” by the county’s schools superintendent. In an address to students, Jared Hensley said girls “pretty much ruin everything.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2018/09/27/high-school-ad-placed-leave-after-saying-girls-pretty-much-ruin-everything/?utm_term=.795d12d1fea7 Video at the link as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 'A sickening, pulsing heartbeat.' Mystery music is floating from Delaware to N.J. It's described as a booming or thumping sound. A repetitive, dull bass that been pulsating through homes and rattling residents' nerves. It's music whose origin is a mystery and has been bombarding residents in the Delaware River towns of Carneys Point, Penns Grove and Pennsville. It's been heard various times since the summer, some say, but the worst spate has been in the past couple of weeks. "It was like a sickening pulsing heartbeat. We turned up our television, but could not overpower the throb," said Monica Morris Lind, a riverfront resident describing the wave of sound that was traveling across the water on Sunday night. "The thumping came straight through our front porch to the back of our home in the kitchen. It went on until the wee hours of the morning until around 3 a.m." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 31, 2018 Share Posted October 31, 2018 Woman claiming to have sex with 20 ghosts is engaged to a spirit I guess you could say she's all boo'd up. Amethyst Realm, 30, claimed she has slept with at least 20 ghosts in her lifetime, but now she's off the market. She told the British TV show "ITV This Morning" that she is happily engaged to a ghost. Realm said she was taking a walk, when the ghost approached her. They've been in love ever since. "I want to marry and have a baby with a ghost," Realm said. Realm said she consummated the engagement by sleeping with the ghost in an airplane restroom. Click on the link for the full article What her ghost lover may look like (NSFW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Macomb County clerk suggested fecal-eating worms for office toilets Macomb County's ousted clerk, Karen Spranger, once suggested installing toilets over holes in the floor containing fecal-eating worms as a way to add more bathrooms to a county building without having to run additional plumbing. That was among the odd, and sometimes outright bizarre, revelations that came out in depositions taken in a federal whistleblower lawsuit filed against Spranger by two of her former top deputies, who she fired within months of appointing them. Another tidbit: Spranger literally flipped a coin to decide whether to run as a Republican or Democrat for Macomb County clerk/register of deeds in 2016. She also wouldn't allow her secretary into her office and required her to pass materials under the door. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Are fecal eating worms edible? Might be a growth business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 1 minute ago, twa said: Are fecal eating worms edible? Might be a growth business. They probably would make good bait for fishing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 10 minutes ago, China said: They probably would make good bait for fishing. Supposedly a good source of protein, Bill Gates may have beat to the worm toilet https://www.fastcompany.com/3053738/this-toilet-works-by-using-poop-eating-worms-happy-world-toilet-day but maybe I can Trump him with a Worm Taqueria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Archery dodgeball is the new sport that has people shooting arrows at you ARVADA, Colo. -- Imagine playing dodgeball but instead of dodging balls, you're dodging arrows flying every which way. That's what you can do at Archery Games Denver in Arvada, a new concept that is becoming increasingly popular in Canada but is new to the United States. In archery dodgeball, two teams (made of 10 people each) start at opposite ends of the field with empty bows and when the whistle blows - they rush to the middle to grab arrows and then attempt to hide behind inflatable obstacles to dodge an arrow flying towards them. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 6, 2018 Share Posted November 6, 2018 Pornhub offers free leaf removal to residents of New York county Pornhub, an international pornography company, is launching a free leaf removal promotion. And, of all places, it has chosen Dutchess County, New York, as the area to debut the service. The adult video website is teaming with Poughkeepsie-based Dutchess Lawns for a three-day promotion in which Dutchess residents and businesses can receive free leaf removal. The requests will be satisfied Wednesday through Friday this week, on a first-served basis, said Jay Lotaj, CEO of Dutchess Lawns. Pornhub wanted to launch the promotion in an upstate New York area, given its reputation for fall foliage, and chose Dutchess at random, according to the company. It hopes to follow a similar process in expanding the leaf-blowing service to other areas, but nothing has yet been planned. Lotaj said Pornhub first reached out to him several months ago. At first, he said, he was hesitant, given the nature of the company. “Then, when I realized they were providing a free service for people up here, I thought it was a good idea,” he said. “Any time we (can) give back, we try to do it.” Any home or business can receive the service by sending a request to a suggestively named email address – blows@pornhub.com. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 10, 2018 Share Posted November 10, 2018 Grocery sees dirty word in 'Summa Cum Laude,' censors cake CHARLESTON, S.C. — A South Carolina woman isn't happy a grocery store censored her honor graduate son's cake, which was supposed to include the Latin phrase "Summa Cum Laude." Cara Koscinski told The Washington Post a cake online from Publix that was supposed to say "Congrats Jacob! Summa Cum Laude class of 2018." Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Woman sues her ex-boyfriend because ‘his abnormally long penis stretched her vagina’ Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who it is claimed was married at the time, and Mangena fell in love and started a relationship. However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 11, 2018 Share Posted November 11, 2018 Why it is called a cat walk: Stray Cat Struts Its Stuff On The Catwalk Click on the link for video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 Brother to Canberra's notorious penis owl erected in northern Serbia The recently installed phallic figure stands 2.4 metres tall on a roundabout in the town of Kikinda in northern Serbia. It has been drawing ridicule locally and making world news for its striking silhouette. It's certainly not a world first — that honour goes to Canberra's infamous 'penis owl'. The statue on Belconnen Way in the city's north was installed in 2011, and is often a target for vandals. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 20, 2018 Share Posted November 20, 2018 Farmer’s goat gives birth to ‘half-pig half-human’ creature sparking curse fears A farmer was left shocked after his goat gave birth to a ‘half-pig half-human' creature. There are now fears the creature was cursed and could bring bad luck to the family. Some have even said the creature could be a ‘mutant devil’. Josephine Repique, 40, said the pregnant goat went into labour earlier this month on November 2 at the small farm in Sultan Kudarat, the Philippines. The two babies had to be removed by cesarean section but onlookers quickly realised something wasn’t right. Cllick on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 23, 2018 Share Posted November 23, 2018 Man performed helicopter with his penis after jumping onto McDonald’s counter Ryan Dolan was stood two metres away from the counter when ‘out of the blue’ he removed his clothes and started ‘playing with his penis’, police said. The 29-year-old pleaded guilty to comitting acts of public indecency at Edinburgh Sheriff Court on Wednesday. Fiscal Depute, Nicole Lavelle, told Sheriff Peter McCormack that after first whipping off his underwear, Dolan was ‘showing his penis and testicles and thereafter was dancing with his trousers down’. He pulled his trousers back up again but then jumped across the front counter into the staff area and took his clothes off once more, she said. ‘He grabbed his penis and started to play with it, pretending to serve customers,’ Ms Lavelle said. He then started dancing again, ‘carrying out helicopter-like moves with his penis’ she added. This went on for a few minutes before he jumped back onto the front counter, still half-naked, before pulling up his trousers and pants and leaving. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 Japanese company’s hands-free umbrella looks like a giant condom for your head【Photos】 The Hands-Free Umbrella is sort of like a raincoat, at least from the chin up. There’s a plastic hood with an opening for your face that you slip over your head, but once you’re under the jawline, things start to get unique. There’s actually no material covering your body. Instead, a wide brim, 76.5 centimeters (30.1 inches) in diameter, sits on your shoulders, blocking the falling rain and causing it to slide off away from you. This gives you a circle of dryness that not only keeps your clothes from getting wet, but also gives you enough space to use your phone or get things out of your bag. Click on the link for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 AMAZ-SCHLONG Amazon slammed for selling hardcore porn DVD in ‘Dad Gifts’ category ANGRY parents have hit out at Amazon for showcasing a hardcore porn film in its “Dad Gifts” section. Shoppers said they were shocked to see the adult flick “Dad is f***ing my girlfriend” appear in search results when they browsed the website for an appropriate present for their dad. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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