China Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Half-naked woman accused of pleasuring herself, continued after she was handcuffed A half-naked woman seen pleasuring herself at two Texas businesses didn’t know when to stop. After her arrest, the woman continued to masturbate while handcuffed and in the back seat of the cop car, police say in court documents published by the Austin American-Statesman. Dovie Nickels, 26, was charged with indecent exposure Wednesday after being booked in the Travis County Jail. On Tuesday, Austin police received a call from the JW Marriott Austin hotel about a woman pleasuring herself on the hotel’s patio. When two officers arrived, they found the woman had moved across the street, sitting at a restaurant patio, according to the report. When an officer approached, the woman’s arms stopped moving under the table and she rested them on top. The officers then “observed that Nickels was not wearing any pants.” According to court documents, a hotel employee saw the woman “holding a silver object” to her genitals “with her legs straight up in the air, spread open.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Court Forced To Close Early After Bedbugs Fall Off Lawyer's Clothing A courthouse in Nebraska was forced to close for the day after a lawyer showed up covered in bed bugs. Officials at Rogers County courthouse met and decided to cancel the remaining cases and send everybody home until exterminators could clean out the 9,000 square foot building.The head of security for the Rogers County Courthouse, Mike Clarke told KMTV that the lawyer was acting very nonchalant about the situation. "I don't even think he cared," Clarke said. The unidentified lawyer even shook his bed bug infested jacket over the files of one of the prosecutors according to Rogers County Sheriff Scott Walton. "Hard to imagine someone doesn't know, you know that some bed bugs are crawling all over them certainly in abundance," Walton said. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Canadian Town Continues to Be Cursed by Smell of 17-Year-Old Rotting Seafood Sauce Let’s throw back to 2002, that weird year when Nickelback was taken seriously for a minute, Ben Affleck was considered the Sexiest Man Alive, and Justin and Britney broke up for the last time. That was also about the time that the Atlantic Seafood Sauce Company very quietly closed its factory in St. Mary's, Newfoundland, leaving more than 100 vats of its only product behind. Seventeen years later, the residents of the tiny Canadian town would really like someone— anyone??—to remove that beyond rotten sauce from the long-shuttered factory, because they’re tired of living beside a potential health hazard. They’re also tired of the smell. "When the smell starts I have to come in, close our windows and our doors, and stay in, like a prisoner," Muriel Whelan told CBC News. Other St. Mary’s locals say that they hand out disposable N95 respirator masks when their grandkids come to visit, or they have to stay with relatives during the summer, when the stench is at its worst. (They also don’t find it super reassuring when they notice that government officials wear full protective suits during their own visits to the site). According to the CBC, the town council in St. Mary’s has tried to find a company who could remove those vats of seafood sauce from the factory, but it’s not as easy as Googling “waste removal service.” In 2016, a private company was hired to clear the building before demolishing it, but when they started emptying the vats into the ocean, they were asked to stop, period. And when the deputy mayor Steve Ryan tried to hire someone else, they took one look at the situation and noped straight out. Click on the link for the full article 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 This Real Estate Listing Is Normal Until You Get To The Sex Dungeon https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/sex-house-for-sale-maple-glen-pennsylvania The pictures are the best part, but here's some of the text: Quote Yes, it’s a ****ing sex house. The 5-bedroom, 2.5-bath home just went on the market, and yes, the furniture — sex swing and all — is included in the $750,000 listing price. “Total suburban beautiful home,” the listing's realtor Melissa Leonard told BuzzFeed News. “But the twist is it has this sex oasis in the basement.” According to Leonard, the owner lived there with his family for years, until his wife died and he moved with his family to Philadelphia. In the meantime, he set up the house as an Airbnb to rent out over the last few months. The Airbnb listing is titled “Maison XS - Just Be You” and has photos of the “underground adult room” with moody lighting. The Airbnb rents for $750 per night (yes, there is also a $250 cleaning fee, which seems exceedingly reasonable). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 https://thetakeout.com/rage-yoga-brash-brewery-houston-texas-beer-1832563722 Namaste, ****heads: “Rage Yoga” combines beer, cursing, catharsis Quote Maybe you find traditional yoga a bit too gentle, too serene. Maybe all the quiet exhaling, soft fabric pants, and long pauses aren’t quite your speed. Maybe you’d rather scream obscenities and then drink a beer, in which case, Brash Brewing’s Rage Yoga is right up your alley. The Houston brewery, whose Facebook page URL is facebook.com/alesatanhouston, hosts the Rage Yoga events twice a month, allowing people a chance to relieve stress through whatever family-unfriendly vocabulary they choose, all while stretching and posing and breathing. The classes are taught by Ashley Duzich, who according to the Rage Yoga website is a certified instructor with a minimum of 200 teaching hours. During Rage Yoga classes, the instructor invites people to yell, vent, and release whatever tensions and stresses they’re holding inside. In between poses, there’s time for beer breaks. “Yoga itself actually means union, so union with yourself,” Duzich tells KHOU-11. “That’s not always just super calm, breathing, practicing quiet time.” Per its website, Rage Yoga is based on Vinyasa yoga, but slowed to a lesser pace. In the FAQ section, Rage Yoga notes that attendees should prepare for “foul language, laughter and shenanigans. If these offend you, Rage Yoga is not for you.” While beer yoga is certainly common at breweries these days, Brash Brewery’s event is the first time this beer writer has heard of Rage Yoga at a taproom. It seems to fit with Brash’s ethos, judging from what I see on its Facebook page, so more power to them. If you want a traditional yoga experience, you can find that on almost any block in America. If you want to yell “namaste, mother****ers” while you move to chaturanga, there’s only one place I know of to do so without getting kicked out of class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 @Elessar78 is this your mom? Woman Wanders Campus Seeking Date for Her Son Police at Towson University are asking the campus for help identifying a woman who they say has been roaming the grounds asking students if they would date her son. The potential matchmaker is in her 50s and was wandering campus dressed in a multicolored scarf, jeans and a long-sleeved striped shirt, police said. The Baltimore Sun reported that she approached students in the Cook Library and Center for the Arts last week and showed them a picture on her cellphone, asking if they would date her son. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Mom, the thing that hurts most is Towson. There’s Loyola, UMBC, UMD. American and Georgetown are closer to where you live, maybe they’re not prettier, but classier. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Mom, the thing that hurts most is Towson. There’s Loyola, UMBC, UMD. American and Georgetown are closer to where you live, maybe they’re not prettier, but classier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Sold: A Stuffed Whale Penis for $6,000 EVERYONE HAS A PRICE, SO they say—and as it turns out, so does everything. A taxidermied sperm whale penis from the late 19th century? That’ll set you back nearly $6,000, according to the precedent set by yesterday’s second annual “Out of the Ordinary” auction at Sworders in the United Kingdom. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 4 hours ago, China said: Sold: A Stuffed Whale Penis for $6,000 EVERYONE HAS A PRICE, SO they say—and as it turns out, so does everything. A taxidermied sperm whale penis from the late 19th century? That’ll set you back nearly $6,000, according to the precedent set by yesterday’s second annual “Out of the Ordinary” auction at Sworders in the United Kingdom. Click on the link for the full article What a dork. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, PokerPacker said: What a dork. Probably the biggest dork I've ever seen, to be honest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) Pilot literally spells out his boredom in South Australia A cheeky pilot tasked with testing a new engine has literally spelled out his boredom for all the world to see. Asked to fly for two hours along the South Australian coastline, the instructor traced "I'M BORED" in kilometre long letters, clearly visible to those watching on flight trackers. The tracking image shows the pilot conducted a series of manoeuvres over South Australia's mid north, to first draw two phallic images. Click on the link for the full article Edited February 20, 2019 by China 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 Behold the falcon sex hat, a species-saving hump helmet For conservation biologists, a day at the office might mean milking a molerat, tickling wombat genitals or lending a "helping hand" to masturbating maqaques – and with the popularity of Twitter trends like #JunkOff, that probably doesn't surprise you. The golden age of virality has brought animal sex (and the characters who study it) into the spotlight, and we thought we'd seen it all. We were wrong. We were so gloriously wrong. It is with great pleasure that we bring you this: the falcon sex hat. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 20, 2019 Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) Nearly naked man covered in peanut butter visits Dallas dog park Last week, a 25-year-old Arlington, Texas man arrived at Bark Park Central dog park in Dallas, Texas, nearly naked except for a gold speedo bathing suit. Per news station WFAA-8, the man then covered himself in creamy Jif peanut butter and entered the dog park. He stood there for 5 minutes while dogs eagerly approach for a snack and spectators watch in confusion. His girlfriend filmed the incident. Click on the link for the full article and video Edited February 20, 2019 by China 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 Melbourne mum outraged by ‘willy’ on toy lion A pre-zoo visit purchase ended up a little more educational than one mother-of-five had hoped. “We were planning a trip to the zoo, and I thought it would be really great if the kids could take some animal toys with them on the day,” said Mrs Husnu, a 33-year-old professional blogger from Melton said. Tanya Husnu said she was shocked when her four-year-old son ran up to her claiming the toy lion she had bought him at a Melbourne Kmart had a “willy”. Confused, the 33-year-old mother looked at the toy and, sure enough, under the lion’s tail was an unmistakeable depiction of male genitalia. “At the zoo, they kept lifting up the tail and showing strangers walking past the lion’s bits as they walked past and yelling out ‘willy!’ “It was so embarrassing.” Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Meet the man who drinks a pint of his own URINE every day claiming he has never felt healthier (and that it tastes like bitter ale) A man has revealed he feels better than ever after he started drinking more than a pint of his own urine every morning - and claims it tastes like bitter ale. Fabian Farquharson, 37, from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, first started the bizarre practise three years ago after reading about the purported health benefits online. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 5, 2019 Share Posted March 5, 2019 Attorney In Hot Water After Referring To A Judge As A Succubus One attorney is learning the hard way that calling a judge names isn’t really a winning strategy. It all started when Benjamin Pavone requested more than $160,000 in attorneys fees for a sexual harassment case. Judicial Commissioner Carmen Luege of Orange County Superior Court denied the request as the submitted time sheets contained entries for a 25-hour day and multiple 15-hour days, saying: “These entries raise serious questions about the accuracy of counsel’s alleged reconstruction of the time he spent working on this case.” Pavone appealed the decision, and it was during the appeal when things really got off the rails. Pavone wrote that the judge made a “succubustic adoption of the defense position.” Yikes. Analogizing a judge’s decision to a sex demon is not a good look for anyone. The Fourth District Court of Appeal denied the appeal, and went a step further, finding Pavone’s name-calling was misconduct and demonstrated gender bias. And they published the decision “to make the point that gender bias by an attorney appearing before us will not be tolerated, period.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Hipster whines at tech mag for using his pic to imply hipsters look the same, discovers pic was of an entirely different hipster https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/03/06/hipsters_all_look_the_same_fact/ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Travis Lee Davis' Jailbreak Is His Wildest Escape Yet, Which is Saying Something Travis Lee Davis, a 30-year-old squirrel poacher from rural Missouri, was still on the run this morning after escaping from jail in Sedalia last weekend, and later stealing a police car 350 miles south in Oklahoma. The wiry 150-pounder with the Eye of Providence tattooed on his throat is the subject of a multi-state manhunt. Authorities say he is dangerous — and tough to hold. "He's an escape artist," LeFlore County, Oklahoma, Sheriff Rob Seale tells the Riverfront Times. Jailers in Sedalia first noticed Davis missing from Cell 2G-3 during routine checks on Sunday, authorities say. Surveillance footage and inmate witnesses revealed that he had climbed into the ceiling on Saturday night, scurried across the rafters and slipped through a hole in a concrete wall, according to a probable cause statement. He is then believed to have climbed into a maintenance closet, leading to an exterior door. From there, investigators think, he skipped out onto the street and ran. His travels in the days that followed are hazy. But he surfaced early Wednesday morning at Choctaw Travel Plaza, a combination gas station and casino run by the American Indian tribe in the small town of Heavener, Oklahoma. Heavener cops and tribal police responded after a woman told casino employees Davis had kidnapped her. She claimed she had slipped away after he fell asleep in the car. After a brief struggle, officers were able to cuff the elusive escapee and put him in the caged backseat of a Heavener patrol car, authorities say. But as officers interviewed the woman, Davis somehow managed to work his hands from behind his back to the front, force open a small panel in the backseat cage and wriggle through an opening of less than two feet into the front seat. "He's a little skinny dude, so he just crawled through the partition in the cage and was able to get in the front," says Seale, the LeFlore County sheriff, whose department also responded. The patrol car, a Dodge Charger, was still running, and Davis gunned it out of the parking lot. He made it less than two miles before veering off the road and slamming into a tree. Even that did not stop Davis, who bailed out and ran, the sheriff says. He was still in the wind this morning. Seale says it is possible he boarded a passing freight train. There is a hub for Kansas City Southern Railway nearby. "We have people jump those trains in Heavener all the time," Seale says. Shortly after the patrol car crash, a tipster reported seeing a white man riding on the side of a boxcar about halfway back on the long train. Law enforcement were able to stop the train about 35 miles to the north in Gans, Oklahoma. They searched the train and surrounding area, but they did not find Davis. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 This Sport In Russia Is Two Guys Just Slapping The Hell Out Of Each Other In addition to the standard bodybuilding competitions, dumpling eating contests, and dance battles, the Siberian Power Show last weekend in Krasnoyarsk, Russia, also hosted a “Sport slapping tournament for men,” with 30,000 rubles ($465) at stake. The event may have cribbed the idea from the Sarychev Power Expo, which hosted a similar competition last year. It’s exactly what it sounds like. Two dudes line up across from each other with a lectern in between them. They take turns slapping the daylights out of each other until one concedes or is knocked out. Vasily Kamotskiy, the bearded dude seen below, won the grand prize after smacking several woefully underpowered foes. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 I found out what Mickalino has been up to: VIDEO: Aggressive squirrel leaps on man as he walks to his truck in Sarasota SARASOTA (WWSB) - Robby Armstrong just wanted to look in the back of his truck, but a crazed squirrel had other plans. Robby lives in Sarasota at the east end of Fruitville Road. He was walking to his truck on Saturday when video shows a small squirrel darting down the path, leaping onto his arm, and biting him on the elbow. Robby was left with a small cut on his arm and a few scratches: But this wasn’t Robby’s first encounter with this particular squirrel. Robby’s neighbors had nursed it from a baby. When it got older, they released it because it became aggressive. It previously attacked his neighbors and his stepson. So the good news is, Robby won’t need rabies shots and the neighborhood is taking it good-naturedly. However, they are on the lookout for the crazed squirrel and hope it’ll soon calm down. Click on the link for the full article and video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 My boss farted on me and bullied me at work: lawsuit An Australian engineer who claims his colleague repeatedly farted nearby and “thrusted his bum” at him, is hoping his bullying claim is successful on appeal. David Hingst, 56, from Melbourne, had sought $1.8 million in a suit against his former employer Construction Engineering, but a judge blasted the case out of the Supreme Court last year, finding there was no bullying. Hingst’s appeal came before the Court of Appeal on Monday, when he said “flatulence was a form of bullying”, and his ex-colleague Greg Short was a serial farter. “I would be sitting with my face to the wall and he would come into the room, which was small and had no windows,” Hingst told AAP after the hearing. “He would fart behind me and walk away. He would do this five or six times a day.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 TriHealth sues over gag gift sent to doctors office, wants to know who sent it TriHealth is suing a company known for sexually explicit gag-gifts after receiving one of their products anonymously. TriHealth claims the website “D---s By Mail” intentionally or through negligence caused emotional distress to its employees. The medical company says phallus-shaped confetti was sent to their White Oak office on Cheviot Road, a family medical practice. The lawsuit states, “D---s By Mail” operates a website where a person can anonymously send edible gummy and non-edible confetti to third parties. TriHealth says the website claims those third parties can include the sender’s “enemies," and describes its service as a means of retribution, among other things. The medical company says it was sent the “confetti penises” from the website in a spring-loaded package described on the website as a “bomb.” The lawsuit states that when these packages are opened, the phallus shaped gummies or confetti shoot out of the package, into the room, and onto the unsuspecting person who opened it. TriHealth claims the website intentionally or through negligence caused emotional distress to their employees. TriHealth says the ‘tube-shaped’ package arrived at their office Feb. 20, addressed to the medical office’s manager. “Nothing about the package warned it was a spring-loaded d--- bomb,” the lawsuit states. The package’s return address identified the sender as “Posters R Us.” Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 Widower is forced to show penis to friends and officials after wife’s death blamed on his ‘large genitals’ A GRIEVING husband mourning the death of his 23-year-old wife was forced to show cops his penis after his father-in-law claimed it was so large it killed his daughter. Police brought the son-in-law, named only as Barsah, in for questioning and asked him to show them his todger — all in front of his late wife's grieving relatives who had gathered to see it. But on inspection it was found to be “standard size”. Nedi Sito, 55, of the village of Maron Kidul in the Maron District of the Probolinggo Regency area of Indonesia's East Java province, had called police following the sudden death of his daughter Jumantri. The young woman was found dead in her bed, after suffering an apparent epileptic fit during the night. But Mr Sito had heard rumours his son-in-law accidentally killed her during sex because he had a huge penis. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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