China Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I wear my vagina scent as perfume on nights out – and men come flocking BEFORE heading for a night out with the girls, any lengthy pampering routine just wouldn't be complete without a spritz of perfume. However, one woman has given all new meaning to the term "signature scent" when she revealed that her, erm, "vagina juice" is her perfume of choice for an evening on the town. Sharing an excerpt of her new book The Game of Desire with Refinery29, sexologist Shan Boodram was surprised by just how much attention her "delicious scent" attracted. Shan Boodram The author claims to have worn her own natural scent several times over the years and noted how people often "flock to her". Determined to test the theory out on other women, Shan asked three of her clients to see if coplulins - which are chemicals secreted by the vagina - would also "attract anyone traditionally attracted to women with vulvas" if used as perfume. Throwing it back to our Chemistry GCSE, Shan outlined her expectations for the experiment in a hypothesis, prior research, and apparatus format - but fundamentally wanted to see if the four of them got MORE attention from people in a crowded bar after they applied their "perfume". She wrote: "I instructed them to wash their hands, get in a stall and then move their finger around their vaginal opening. The goal was to get a sample from the Bartholin's glands, which are the size of a pea but play a large role in vaginal lubrication". The expert then asked them to rub "a good amount of wetness" on their pulse points and around their collarbone and neck. Sadly, Shan's clients reported that they didn't have much more success with men than beforehand - only noting that a few leaned in a little closer, which could have been to do with the background noise. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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China Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Man's Pickup Truck Stolen As He Robs A Business: Cops Washington police say that a man who called the cops to report his truck had been stolen was committing a crime of his own at the time. William Kelley called 911 after his vehicle was taken from a parking lot just before 6 a.m. on Sunday (August 25) morning. When police arrived, they reviewed nearby surveillance video which captured a man on a ten-speed bicycle riding up to his 1992 Chevy truck. The man found the keys sitting on the front seat and drove away in the maroon pickup truck. As the officers continued to investigate, they discovered that Kelley's car was stolen while he was busy robbing a business across the street. Authorities did not say what Kelley was accused of stealing nor did they identify the company he allegedly stole from. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Teens Are Growing Out Full Billy Ray Cyrus Mullets In TikTok’s Latest Insane Trend A teenage boy stares at the camera, freckles on his cheeks and his lips pulled back, letting out a broad smile. In the background, Billy Ray Cyrus‘ 2006 hit I Want My Mullet Back plays, and the kid stands there in his bedroom, bobbing up and down. Dancing on the spot. Waiting. “Back light, red lights and strobe lights too, were all the rage for me and you,” blasts Billy Ray, his familiar southern drawl slurring the words together as the boy reaches to the back of his head with a hand, grabbing at something unseen. “Only one thing I miss more than that,” it continues, the teenager pulling on the hood of his sweatshirt and letting out a lengthy mane of brunette hair, cut narrow and no broader than the width of his neck. Billy Ray, his voice never leaving the scene, continues for his final, imperative line. The boy stands proud, staring at the camera again, showing off his hair. “I want my mullet back.” Click on the link for TikTok videos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Tourists alerted to mysterious rolling balls of poop in Great Smoky Mountains In what may be the oddest public notice ever issued by the National Park Service, tourists are being alerted that brown balls seen rolling across trails in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park are animated animal poop. Yes, bear, deer and raccoon dookie is moving, seemingly on its own. Closer inspection, however, reveals dung beetles, also known as tumblebugs, are the ones behind the balls of “crap,” which they roll around as part of their birthing process, according to a National Park Service Facebook post. Click on the link for the full article and video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Nashville realtor includes a photo of himself engaged in a SEX ACT when he lists a $399,000 property for sale on the internet Prospective buyers of a property in Nashville got more than they bargained for on Tuesday when an X-rated photo of the realtor was included among pictures of the home when it was listed on the internet. Miguel Calvo listed the Priest Lake Park home for $399,000 on Benchmark Realty and attached 30 pictures of the property, includes images of the kitchen, the pool and four bedrooms. But those perusing the property pictures were left stunned when they clicked through the slideshow of snaps and came across of a photo Calvo engaged in a sex act. Scoop Nashville broke the story, and published a censored version of the graphic image on Wednesday. Calco had taken the picture of himself a mirror, and it appeared to show the realtor standing beside a bed as he received oral sex. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 11, 2019 Share Posted September 11, 2019 It’s OK if it’s a three-way: Man busted in bed with two other women at resort, cites ‘fear of lizards’ when questioned Last week, a man vacationing in the picturesque Perhentian Islands was arrested by the Terengganu Religious Affair Department (JHEAT), after a raid on his beach-side chalet revealed that he was a sharing a bed with two other women. When questioned by JHEAT, the 20-year-old man told them that he had moved into the chalet next door, where his two female companions were sleeping, because he was afraid of the large cicak (lizard) that were present. What a lizard may look like The trio were busted at 3:30am Friday morning after authorities went to investigate the circumstances that they were vacationing under. The three checked into two chalets at the resort, but at some point that evening, the man had moved into the room with the two other women, one of whom is married. And no, not to the guy who is afraid of lizards. Thirty JHEAT officials were deployed to the resort, where another couple was arrested, when a 40-year-old man was discovered to be sleeping in a room with his 20-year-old girlfriend. When questioned by officials, the man claimed that he fell asleep in his paramour’s room after going to pick something up. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Truck Carrying Gaming Dice Spills Onto Highway, Rolls A Perfect 756,000 On Friday, September 13, a truck bound for the Georgia-based tabletop and video game company Trivium Studios took a turn too sharply, spilling 216,000 gaming dice onto Interstate 75 in Atlanta in what could be the biggest unintentional dice roll ever. While losing a substantial amount of pricey dice isn’t great, Trivium’s representative says the company, which plans to unveil the game associated with all of these dice closer to its planned early 2020 launch, maintains a positive attitude. “Though unfortunate it happened, nobody got hurt and we now own an unofficial world record for the largest dice roll in history!” Considering the average roll of two six-sided dice is around seven, and approximately 216,000 dice were rolled, Trivium estimates the roll totaled 756,000. The truck was undamaged, having made its saving throw. Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 In wild encounter, woman bites testicles of Tiger Truck Stop camel to escape, officials say A Florida woman freed herself from a camel by biting its testicles at the Tiger Truck Stop in Grosse Tete last week after she crawled into the animal's pen to retrieve her dog and the camel sat on her, authorities said. The woman's husband had been throwing treats to their dog under Caspar the camel's fence Thursday evening before the dog went inside, the Iberville Parish Sheriff's Office said Sunday. After the dog began interacting with the camel, the couple crawled in to get it, officials said. While inside, the camel sat on the woman and she bit the animal, a male dromedary, to get it off of her. "She said, ‘I bit his balls to get him off of me, I bit his testicles to get him off of me,'” Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. said. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Follow-up to the above story: Truck stop owner: Camel bit in testicles but should be okay because Florida woman had no teeth The owner of the Grosse Tete, Louisiana truck stop where a Florida woman bit a camel's testicles says the camel should be okay, because the woman had no teeth. Click on the link for the full article 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cooked Crack Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Technically not an article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Japanese man receives Airdrop message from tailgating driver The ability to Airdrop strangers in our vicinity has become a controversial topic recently, with media reports on “AirDrop Chikan” (literally “Airdrop Perverts”) causing fear amongst iPhone users, especially on public transport. While perverts use Airdrop to send obscene photos to people within a nine-metre (29.5-foot) radius, this wasn’t the intended purpose of the file-sharing service. It was designed as a fast and easy way to share files and images with friends and contacts nearby, and while that’s usually how it’s used, media fervour over AirDrop Chikan has led many to fear receiving a file from an unknown contact. That fear is exactly what Twitter user @km03728012 felt last week, when they received an Airdrop message from a tailgating driver. The story begins with @km03728012 driving along an ordinary road when they noticed a van behind them getting a little too close for comfort. As they continued down the road, the vehicle behind began tailgating even more aggressively, leading @km03728012 to fear this might be an incident of road rage. At that moment, the phone beeped and @km03728012 looked down to see an Airdrop message had been received. Figuring things were going from bad to worse, with the driver perhaps Airdropping a tirade of abuse, @km03728012 cautiously looked at the message and saw this: @km03728012 explaining the situation in their own words: “I was driving in the right hand lane on an ordinary road just now and there was a yellow-plate van that tailgated me a bit, which freaked me out. Then I got an Airdrop message on my iPhone and that freaked me out even more, but when I looked at the message…it seems he was on a crusade against pooping his pants so I let him pass straight away.” The screenshot of the Airdrop message shows the note from the driver behind simply says: “Unchi ikasete kure” (“Poop. Let me pass.”) Click on the link for the full article 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted September 29, 2019 Share Posted September 29, 2019 Porn on the big screen in central Auckland: Asics video monitor hacked Hackers uploaded a pornographic video which screened on Asics' central Auckland promotional screens to shocked shoppers and pedestrians early on Sunday morning. Staff at the Shortland St store confirmed the hacking but said they could not make any further comments about how the inappropriate content appeared on the large screen above the shop entrance. Dwayne Hinagano, a security officer who witnessed the screening, said an explicit sex video which ran for nearly two hours were seen by shocked passers-by when they walked past the sports retail shop. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Captured Tokyo panty thief denies having any interest in bras On September 5, Tokyo Metropolitan Police officers arrested 35-year-old Yuki Endo, who had broken into an apartment in the capital’s Machida district. According to investigators, Endo had infiltrated the home in order to steal panties, after previously stealing two pairs of panties that were hanging to dry outside a separate first-floor apartment in the area. Realizing that Endo had a particularly strong desire to acquire women’s lower-half undergarments, officers searched his home and discovered 78 pairs of pilfered panties. In giving his official statement, Endo told investigators “I did it for sexual satisfaction and thrills,” while also showing that he’s pretty into the part of the body which panties are meant to be worn over by adding “I’m interested in women’s butts.” But while Endo is fessing up to filching a veritable mountain of panties, he made it absolutely clear that he has never had any criminal intent regarding the other half of a full set of lingerie, explaining: “I only stole panties. I have no interest in bras.” Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 That looks like Mark Zuckerberg on the left, but it's Anthony Edwards from ER, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Deputies: Intoxicated Mt. Sterling man arrested after trying to smoke gravel MANCHESTER, Ky. (WKYT) - A Mt. Sterling man is behind bars after authorities say he was staggering along a highway while trying to smoke gravel. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander -JB- Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 On 8/27/2019 at 10:15 AM, China said: Teens Are Growing Out Full Billy Ray Cyrus Mullets In TikTok’s Latest Insane Trend A teenage boy stares at the camera, freckles on his cheeks and his lips pulled back, letting out a broad smile. In the background, Billy Ray Cyrus‘ 2006 hit I Want My Mullet Back plays, and the kid stands there in his bedroom, bobbing up and down. Dancing on the spot. Waiting. “Back light, red lights and strobe lights too, were all the rage for me and you,” blasts Billy Ray, his familiar southern drawl slurring the words together as the boy reaches to the back of his head with a hand, grabbing at something unseen. “Only one thing I miss more than that,” it continues, the teenager pulling on the hood of his sweatshirt and letting out a lengthy mane of brunette hair, cut narrow and no broader than the width of his neck. Billy Ray, his voice never leaving the scene, continues for his final, imperative line. The boy stands proud, staring at the camera again, showing off his hair. “I want my mullet back.” Click on the link for TikTok videos For the love of god, social media has rendered everyone full blown retarded LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Cat Placed On Drip After Having Sex With Five Females In One Night A cat in China had to be placed on a glucose drip after having sex with at least five females in one night at a pet hotel. The Russian Blue, which is a kind of posh cat (the kind which stays at hotels), took full advantage of his night away from home, because you know what they say - when the cat's away, the cat will play. However, it seems Xiaopi overcooked it a little, with his bonking escapades leaving him so knackered he had to be hooked up to a glucose drip. To make matters worse for Xiaopi, his horny hotel rampage was all caught on CCTV, so when his owner returned he couldn't pretend that he had been hitting the treadmill really hard or something. Fortunately though for Xiaopi, his owner held no grudges against him, as he isn't neutered, and you know, there was plenty of temptation for him. But Mr Zhao, from Guangzhou, the capital of Guangdong Province in South China, was less understanding of the pet hotel, who he was furious with for letting Xiaopi roam freely around the hotel. In a furious (but hilarious) rant on social media, Mr Zhao said: "I thought they'd be professional, but the staff member didn't feed him during the day, and let him out to roam freely at night. That's right - all the cats were free to walk around the shop, and then the employee went home. "Between around 10:40pm and 5am, my cat mated with five female cats! And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage. "And the pet hotel had the nerve to be upset with me, saying some of the cat owners weren't planning on having kittens. They wanted me to explain the situation to all the other owners. "My f*****g cat is now exhausted and on a glucose drip - and this is my fault?" Mr Zhao said the hotel later apologised, offering to pay for his drip treatment and compensate the owners of any cats Xiaopi managed to impregnate. Click on the link for the full article 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 spicy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 You Can Now Get A Mini Jacuzzi For Your Testicles You can now get a hot tub for your testicles and there’s something wrong with you if you’re not even just a tiny bit intrigued. I’m pretty sure I’ve been taught that the reason testicles hang freely outside of the torso is because they need to be kept cool at all times. Something to do with keeping the ol’ sperm healthy and cool, right? With that in mind, if having kids isn’t your bag then this testicle hot tub could be just what the doctor ordered (just what the doctor told you to stay away from). It is what it says, really. A hot tub for your balls. It looks funny, it is sort-of funny and what’s more, apparently it’s not supposed to be funny, as the Testicuzzi website explains: “This is not a gag gift, it is an actual product, but if you want to buy it for a friend we’ll let you call it a gag gift for men.“ Click on the link for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Utah woman charged with falsely reporting her husband murdered her Click on the link for the full article 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park A drunk and drugged up man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in the car park of a Premier Inn, a court heard. Michael Golsorkhi was seen 'thrusting' with his trousers around his ankles in full view of families eating at a Beefeater pub in Stockport. The 26-year-old pulled up his underwear before running away and hiding in bushes after he was confronted by hotel staff. He emerged from the bushes after 10 minutes following requests to come out by police during the incident last month. Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Eldon, Mo. man arrested after breaking into store to save mannequins from sex trafficking LAKE OZARK, Mo. -- Mont Hardcastle is used to seeing interesting things in his line of work. He's the manager of Marty Byrde's Bar and Grill at the Lake of the Ozarks. Saturday night, Hardcastle saw something new across the street. "[It was] suspicious to me in the way that he was acting, running around in front of the boutique, yelling and screaming and banging on the windows." The boutique, Mi Dream Angels, is an adult store. It has several displays in its windows, including mannequins wearing different styles of lingerie. "He said that the mannequins were telling him that they needed to be let out or something," Hardcastle recalled. The man, identified now as James Issac Short, then tried to break into the shop. Hardcastle says he watched him try the door several times. Then, Short jumped onto the bench and kicked the glass window until it shattered. "I told my bartender to call the police. Let them know that I'm going to be over there holding this guy for them, that it wasn't a fight," Hardcastle said. "It turned into a little bit of a fight, but it wasn't that way." Hardcastle says Short was halfway into the store when he pulled him out. "I had him down on the ground and all he was doing was trying to mule kick me in the back while I was on top of him," Hardcastle said. Two women then came over and sat on Short's legs until police arrived. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Camel, cow, donkey found roaming together along Kansas road Authorities have found the owners of a camel, cow and donkey that were spotted roaming together along a Kansas road in a grouping reminiscent of a Christmas Nativity scene. Police in Goddard had asked for help over the weekend in a Facebook post locating the owners of the “three friends travelling together (towards a Northern star).” The post said that if police couldn’t find the owners, they would be “halfway toward a live nativity this Christmas season.” Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Lt. Tim Meyers says the animals belonged to an employee of the nearby Tanganyika Wildlife Park. Amid the search, one poster inquired, “Are there 3 wise looking men near?” Another said, “who knows, they may lead you to the second coming.” Click on the link for the full article 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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