Dan T. Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 So I heard this song for the 854th time yesterday and it sparked a bit of inspiration. Here's the video with lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_KeLbEtPGQ Follow along with these alternative lyrics: Yeah, yeah When I call the fly, Moss be looking like he gonna cry Then I move my feet, dancing on the field with my five/three speed, yeah This is how I roll, spraying passes outta control, It's the redzone time for a big t.o. And like Vinny C. I got to go. Ah... Don’t look at my body Ah... Don’t look at my body Ah... Don’t look at my body Who works out? Ah... Don’t look at my body (x3) Who works out? When I walk up to scrimmage (yeah), this is what I see Everbody covered so we’ll settle for three I got passing on my mind and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it I’m Rexy and I blow it I’m Rexy and I blow it Yeah When I'm at the Star, by halftime you’ll be at the bar And when I'm at the Linc, I prove to the world that I just stink I throw it up for grabs, with an arm like this huh who needs abs? We headed down the field, baby don't be nervous No score today cuz my arm won’t serve us (ouch) Ah... Don’t look at my body [x3] Who works out? Ah... Don’t don’t look my body [x3] Who works out? When I walk in the camp (yeah), this is what I see (ok) RG 3 is there and he staring at me I got passing on my mind and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it I’m Rexy and I blow it I’m Rexy and I blow it... Check it out Fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble yeah [x3] Fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble, fumble yeah, yeah Do the fumble man I do the fumble man Yeah I’m Rexy and I blow it Ah... Don’t look at my body [x3] Who works out? Ah... Don’t don’t look my body [x3] Who works out? Yeah I’m Rexy and I blow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Thats awesome. Really good read this early in the morning. Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 For some reason I've never been able to hate Rexy since he came here and I've always rooted for him, but that doesn't mean I'm ignorant to his play. That was a pretty damn good remix and very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 For some reason I've never been able to hate Rexy since he came here and I've always rooted for him, but that doesn't mean I'm ignorant to his play. I'm kind of in the same boat. I think he's got a really good mind for the game without the complete physcial skills to match, and his weakness is he can't reconcile those two things. He'll show brief flashes of football brilliance, then he'll cough up the killing turnover. Sometimes it's like he's throwing darts, hitting guys in stride, then other times it's "What the **** was he thinking?" It's been maddening to watch these last two years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Man Grossman has some serious swagg. He is just limited with is skills. I like his attitude. He was kind of killing it those last couple of games last year, but once again, his skills are just limited. I think he would be the perfect person to help RG3; just as long he doesn't help him throw interceptions. :fingersx: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Being at the game against the Patriots, I was getting excited when he drove us downfield, but the whole time in the back of my mind, I knew he'd either a) throw a pick or throw an incompletion on 4th down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 for a shtick that's normally overplayed and bad, this one is pretty good kudos. i'll be sending that to some of my buddies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 "Sexy Back" is my ringtone. If you get a chance, youtube the MSG concert on Labor day of '07. Gator Nation loves T-Rex!! HTTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskindan07 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Funny stuff!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniper_king Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 hahah thanks for that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 lmaoooo I just busted out laughing in the middle of sociology class...Thank you my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 lmaoooo I just busted out laughing in the middle of sociology class...Thank you my friend Stay in school. Education's important. I may try for lyrics for the other QBs... maybe closer to training camp. I'm feeling an RG3 rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffylookin Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I have zero problem with Rex Grossman and I can't quite understand those who do. He signed here as a clear backup in 2010. Signed a 1 year contract on the cheap. He gets thrown into the starting lineup, outperforms McSuck and generally improved the offense in his short stint of games. In 2011 he once again signs a 1 year contract that is once again very cheap. He goes through the competition with John Beck and clearly beats him. He has a mediocre to below par season but once again why the hate when clearly the Redskins have invested nothing in him. Now in 2012 he once again signs a 1 year contract that is pretty cheap to be the mentor/backup to Griffin III. The Redskins have given him average money for a back up QB, he's had no security since he's had to sign 3 consecutive 1 year contracts and lastly the Redskins have not thrown away 1 draft pick (or player) to acquire him in the first place. So again, the Rex Grossman hate is laughable. Stop visiting frustrations over poor QB choices over the past decade on him. He's a back up QB ( a very good one) who has been forced to start because, due to poor management, he has been the best QB on the roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 I have no hate for Grossman, scruffy. I do have heartburn over relying on him being a starter for the past two years. I hate his knack of wiping out good drives or comebacks with INTs or fumbles. It's maddening because my sense is that he is a smart guy who really knows football and should know to protect the ball better. I've seen flashes of really good, gutsy football that gets overshadowed by the killing mistake. And that's been a pattern over his career that hasn't improved. Anyway, the OP is just a bit of fluff mainly because Rexy rhymes with sexy and LMFAO made a catchy tune. Don't read a whole lot into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'm kind of in the same boat. I think he's got a really good mind for the game without the complete physcial skills to match, and his weakness is he can't reconcile those two things. He'll show brief flashes of football brilliance, then he'll cough up the killing turnover. Sometimes it's like he's throwing darts, hitting guys in stride, then other times it's "What the **** was he thinking?" It's been maddening to watch these last two years. Yeah, there is some definite truth to the Good Rex/Bad Rex theory. I love Rex's mentality and attitude and his honest candor with the media after games. He is confident in himself and he is never anything but himself. I really felt like he could turn a corner last year in the preseason and that opener against the Giants really had me hopeful because I would have loved to see him finally become a steady (notice my word choice and that I didn't say he was going to turn into a great QB) QB who's team had his back because he was all-in for us. But, that's not what happened, I'm glad to have him on the roster as a backup for one more year and I'm sure he will be helpful to both RGIII and Cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roanoker Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 Rexy in a spandex is not a pretty thought or sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 18, 2012 Author Share Posted May 18, 2012 Yeah, there is some definite truth to the Good Rex/Bad Rex theory. I love Rex's mentality and attitude and his honest candor with the media after games. He is confident in himself and he is never anything but himself. I really felt like he could turn a corner last year in the preseason and that opener against the Giants really had me hopeful because I would have loved to see him finally become a steady (notice my word choice and that I didn't say he was going to turn into a great QB) QB who's team had his back because he was all-in for us. But, that's not what happened, I'm glad to have him on the roster as a backup for one more year and I'm sure he will be helpful to both RGIII and Cousins. I agree with just about everything you posted, and now you people are starting to make me feel bad for mocking him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondog Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I agree with just about everything you posted, and now you people are starting to make me feel bad for mocking him! It's all in good fun. In all fairness, I'm sure Rexy would laugh himself, then stare at you and tell you he needs to eliminate the turnovers and that he has to and will improve and that he knows we will turn it around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Dan that was significantly better than I expected when I realized what this thread was about. Well done man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD Riggo Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Not funny, dood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateSkins Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Not funny, dood. Yes it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan4life83 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Hilarious stuff Dan. I love it. I never had a problem with Rex(well that Monday night debacle I had a problem with, lol) A few of those ints he was so prone to throw weren't his fault. I'm looking at you Santana. But he is fairly limited skill wise. But he does seem to know football and doesn't lack for confidence. We could do far worse for a backup than Rexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Pretty damn funny. You should send this to Chris Paul for a remix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gart Monk Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 This is terrible to do Rex like that. This is what I would expect from Bears fans. Good job on the effort but this is a bit shameful. -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 This is terrible to do Rex like that. This is what I would expect from Bears fans. Good job on the effort but this is a bit shameful.-1 Thank you for your input. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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