Dan T. Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 During the 2nd half of Sunday's game in St. Louis the announcers told us that Laron Landry was seen going into the locker room. Oh god, we thought... did he re-aggravate his hamstring? Strain one of his massively overdeveloped pectorals? Require an IV of jet fuel? Or did he have to take a dump? Coach Shanahan hinted it was the latter. “I think it was just one series, but he went off to the restroom,” coach Mike Shanahan said after Sunday’s win. Then he added, somewhat ominously, “Something happened.” * Chris Russell, ESPN980 beat reporter, asked Landry directly if he left the field because he had "to take a dump." ** Landry growled "I'm good" and then fixed a stare on Russell that caused his notepad to spontaneously combust. What reporter has the courage to get to the bottom of Poopergate? Or, in a town where it's all-Redskins all the time, is sniffing out the story of Landry MIA just TMI? *http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/football-insider/post/where-was-laron-landry/2011/10/03/gIQAwINIIL_blog.html ** Chris Russell the Sports Reports on ESPN 980, Monday October 3 @ 5:20pm. . . . . Laron Landry straining. Not in that way though. Beat reporter Chris Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins_Fan82 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 dude.... Poopergate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 It was clearly a case of to much meat & potatoes consumed during the pre game meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Sniffing out the story.....Good one. :munchout: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 This story is the **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistertim Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 You know, it really DOES sound ominous when you hear "Something happened" after "He went off to the restroom". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
authentic Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I thought we got rid of all the residue from Fat Al... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atlanta Skins Fan Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 This smells like a great story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Sounds like someone is trying to smear Laron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Josh Wilson kept laughing his ass off when 980 asked LaRon how he was feeling. Nothing to worry about folks, just a case of the runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Didn't this supposedly happen to Orakpo in Dallas?? What are they feeding those guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodriggo Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 The Landry man crush on here is starting to get a little weird. A post about if he "took a dump during a game?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phat Hog Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 He's obviously having trouble stopping the runs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Didn't Orakpo have a similar issue against the Cardinals? ---------- Post added October-4th-2011 at 09:29 AM ---------- Didn't this supposedly happen to Orakpo in Dallas?? What are they feeding those guys? Beat me to it. Thought it was Arizona though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbyst21 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Glad he had an extra pair of pants. Kuddos to the equipment manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2v2nv Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Maybe he blew an O-ring.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Wow, comedy gold up in here... ....at least we were playing St Louis & not Cleveland... ...because that's a bad time to take the Browns to the Super Bowl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 He sharted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy614 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Wow, comedy gold up in here.......at least we were playing St Louis & not Cleveland... ...because that's a bad time to take the Browns to the Super Bowl... If you poop in your pants in Cleveland...does anyone even smell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter_R Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Time for the burgundy pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Just glad this wasn't something serious...this place would've been a ****storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible_Red40 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 Here today, guano tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Adama Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I think him STREAKING on the field RUNS in the family. He really dug in deep, gave it his best, and showed them who is boss. It was a real clencher, but everything came out fine in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEREALTOR1 Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I found this pic of the aftermath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveakl Posted October 4, 2011 Share Posted October 4, 2011 I believe Rihana said it best: Feel it comin' in the air Hear the screams from everywhere I'm addicted to the thrill It's a dangerous love affair Can't be scared when it goes down Got a problem, tell me now Only thing that's on my mind Is who's gonna run this town tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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