Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 :ols:I believe the term is Ménage à trois Another reason why the French disturb me. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 You know, after he mentioned the dog thing, I'm almost thinking I should take back my original advice and tell him to stick it out, then report to us on how the relationship progresses. I'm actually kind of impressed that this thread lasted even ten minutes before it devolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Lets just say that one of her "fantasies" involve a dog.... I think you'd ban me if I went too far into detail I'm intrigued. It's not a Michael Vick fantasy, I hope. More of a Pete Singer fantasy? I'm coming and out and saying it: Not a deal breaker. At least not I come home and the German Shepherd is looking at me with one of those "I don't know what to tell you, old friend" looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 That's the last time he picks up a woman who has "W4MD" in the title Did you tell her you have a fantasy of not being in a relationship with someone who wants to **** a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Wait, you were going to let this woman cook for you? you better make sure she washes her hands first. And takes a 10 minute bleach bath. And puts on new clothes. You people are so goddamn provincial. You live in Bum****, Tennessee. Your neigbors are humping sheep as we speak. Don't act so high and mighty. By the way, if you are going to bang a sheep, do it overlooking a cliff. That way, the sheep pushes back. Anyway, I say stick it out for a while and keep updating us on your progress. I imagine you are going to be acting out rape fantasies within the month. That's just good copy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwyl Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 My main issue is that she has told me some REALLY strange thingS about herself. Ok the dog thing is one thing, what are the others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 A gal' that could lick her own private parts I think that's what the dog is for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Do you have a dog? Maybe do what other guys do and set a buddy up.... they can name a movie after it - it can be called Air Bud: the Golden Conceiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Never again will I say "baby, I'm gona' make you beg and howl tonight" ..... who knows where her mind will be at? :paranoid: Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 You people are so goddamn provincial.You live in Bum****' date=' Tennessee. Your neigbors are humping sheep as we speak. Don't act so high and mighty. [/quote'] We don't have sheep, we have goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 they can name a movie after it - it can be called Air Bud: the Golden Conceiver "That ball is high...it's far...it could be! It could be! IT IS!!! A HOME RUN!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 We don't have sheep, we have goats. I would be careful with the goats. They tend to eat anything that gets close to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 it can be called Air Bud: the Golden Conceiver Well congratulations, I actually smiled at something you wrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I would be careful with the goats. They tend to eat anything that gets close to them. I'ma thinking this would be a bonus for said gal'. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Well congratulations, I actually smiled at something you wrote. That warms my heart, Dillweed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I would be careful with the goats. They tend to eat anything that gets close to them. true story. I was talking to my neighbor about retirement and owning a lot of land. The subject of goats came up as a substitute for lawnmowers.. apparently they are very effective of keeping large tracts of land manicured and neat, as they are voracious grass eaters. So I told my neighbor I'd heard just that... and he told me a story about how when he bought his first tract of land in his early 20s, he went down to the co-op and bought 4 goats for $30. The lot was lake-frontage and completely overgrown with underbrush and saplings and weeds... completely un-navigable. So he drops them off in the fall and goes back in the spring and the lot is almost completely cleared. Naturally, I asked how the goats were able to survive the winter. "Oh there was an old lean-to out there on the property. I figured the goats could go stand underneath it if it started snowing too hard." "But what if they froze to death?" He literally looked at me like I was stupid. "They only cost me $30" Times like these I'm reminded that while I live in the country, I'm not from the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I would be careful with the goats. They tend to eat anything that gets close to them. an item on my bucket list involves trying to feed a goat a can and being successful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Did you tell her you have a fantasy of not being in a relationship with someone who wants to **** a dog? :ols: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 This thread delivers. go ask YahooAnswers what you should do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichmondRedskin88 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 ah man's best friend.....until he nails your girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted April 19, 2011 Author Share Posted April 19, 2011 This thread delivers.go ask YahooAnswers what you should do Funny thing is that I thought about posting it there instead of here, but people there are too immature from whatI've seen plus you guys know almost everything else about my past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Funny thing is that I thought about posting it there instead of here, but people there are too immature from whatI've seen plus you guys know almost everything else about my past. do it anyways and include the dog part. it could be better than anything I've ever put together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 I LOL at "Molestered." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Yup. Looking at the personal ads on Craigslist was your first mistake. It's where, uhmmm, dog "lovers" unite: http://craigscrimelist.org/2011/02/25/az-pair-caught-screwing-the-pooch-on-craigslist/ Hail. *Edit* Was this the ad you responded to man? http://craigscrimelist.org/2010/08/21/more-craigslist-ads/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Holy ****ing **** mess of a funny ****ing thread. I'm glad I waited for it to grow. Now I love dogs and all but...... Craigslist I agree with LKB, ride this one all the way to the disgusting horrifying end my friend. This is one of those that doesn't come around often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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