The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Dude, Fox is a skank. She's not the least be hot to me. If I saw a girl like her at the mall I wouldn't even give her a second look. Overrated. I agree...and after one look at her thumbs, id begin to think other parts of her body were probably strange looking too and then want to gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Bradley Cooper is much hotter now that he's not always playing a complete dick in his movies. And duh, of course there are internet standards. Don't act like you boys don't use them all the time, saying you wouldn't touch some woman with a 10 foot stick, etc. Glad you guys can see how ridiculous it is. For the record though, Johnny Depp is simply not an attractive dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Dude, Fox is a skank. She's not the least be hot to me. If I saw a girl like her at the mall I wouldn't even give her a second look. Overrated. The mall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 The mall? He's been hanging out with that Bryant dude down South. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 Dude, Fox is a skank. She's not the least be hot to me. If I saw a girl like her at the mall I wouldn't even give her a second look. Overrated. Right. If given the chance, you'd eat the corn out of her poop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spartacus87 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 A little :ot:, if somewhat related, but I'm mixed on her. I used to love the fact that she was like Kate Winslet and the like that said "this is me, I'm curvy and aren't doing the Hollywood thing. DEAL!" She came across as homely and normal.Then she went through the obsession with being another size zero, lost the curves and turned into a bag of bones, and it was like "WTF happened there?" Kate Winslet has always had a pretty face and a body that complements her heavier weight (heavier by Hollywood standards that is). Zellweger has always been pretty busted to me. I can't think of one time that she looked good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Right. If given the chance, you'd eat the corn out of her poop.:puke:I wouldn't do that for ANY chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 :puke:I wouldn't do that for ANY chick. Forgive Westy man, for he can not help it. Philly is as Philly does. Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 The mall? I actually hardly ever go to the mall unless its to see a movie. I was just using that as an example. ---------- Post added April-9th-2011 at 05:55 PM ---------- Right. If given the chance, you'd eat the corn out of her poop. Uh, negative. You must not follow the tailgate that often. Its well-known that I'm not a fan. She does nothing for me. Seriously, if she wasn't Megan Fox I wouldn't even try and get her number. She's the definition of overrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I actually hardly ever go to the mall unless its to see a movie. I was just using that as an example. Yea, right. The truth slipped out, and you go to the mall often, thereby proving your sexuality and the reason you wouldnt give a hot girl a 2nd look So, you're actually in the same category as WB36, wondering who is the sexiest, most bangable DUDE on the planet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 Yea, right. The truth slipped out, and you go to the mall often, thereby proving your sexuality and the reason you wouldnt give a hot girl a 2nd lookSo, you're actually in the same category as WB36, wondering who is the sexiest, most bangable DUDE on the planet Dude, are, you of all people, really questioning another's sexuality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
styx491 Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 I'm gonna add this guy to my list too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 I'm gonna add this guy to my list too. I don't think Allen Ginsberg was all that interested in nailing chicks. (Unless you were talking about James Franco, but that is impossible). I just finished Patti Smith's memoir about her early years with Robert Mapplethorpe and there was a great Ginsberg anecdote. Patti seemed to have a knack for attracting a lot of fascinating artists even when she was a complete unknown. One day - in her literal starving artist years - she rounds up 55 cents and goes to the Automat to get a sandwich. She puts in her change and tries to open the little door, only to discover that they raised the price on the sandwich to 65 cents. She starts crying and hears a voice from behind her saying "Can I help you?" She turns around and it's William Ginsberg. He gives her the dime and they have lunch together. After about 15 minutes, he looks at her and says, "You're a girl, aren't you?" She says, "Yes. What did you think I was?" He said, "I thought you were a very pretty boy." Somehow, they get over this odd introduction and become friends for the rest of his life. He would ask her later on, "How do you explain to people the circumstances under which we met?" She wrote "I tell people that I was hungry and you fed me." (By the way, from that book I learned that Sam Shephard may be one of the all-time members of the "Anybody he wants" list. Good look actor. Good ole boy Texas charisma. Artsy playwrite. He could easily fit into pretty much any social group and be right at home. He's been with Jessica Lange forever though,so, maybe he's satisfied). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Internet%20Male%20Syndrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Internet%20Male%20Syndrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Internet%20Male%20Syndrome. Westy my man. Do these guys know you? Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Internet%20Male%20SyndromeAlso known as "Kosher Ham Syndrome" :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Same goes for guys who think Megan Fox isn't that hot.EDIT: Well, except for the "classy" part. She'd just have to lie naked and say ":hump: me now" Ill **** her but theres a long list of women I would prefer to having her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsHokieFan Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I don't feel like reading the whole thread, but if there are 2 dudes I wish I looked like it would be Enrique Inglesias or Christiano Rinaldo. Or a love child between the 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 I don't feel like reading the whole thread, but if there are 2 dudes I wish I looked like it would be Enrique Inglesias or Christiano Rinaldo. Or a love child between the 2 ew, enrique iglesias?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 If I could have sculpted myself, I would have come out looking a lot like The Rock. If ya smelllllllll what the hog...is....cookin'!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 oh yeah, James Franco is HOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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