Westbrook36 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I was thinking about this over dinner tonight (by myself). What man would be able to **** the largest percentage of the world's female population simply if he zeroed in on any one individual woman and made it his mission in life to **** her? Prince. Women love Prince. He knows he can **** any woman that he wants. Kim Kardashian came on stage during one of his concerts and he kicked her off. What man does that? He knows he could take 15 seconds of effort and have her panties on the ground. Justin Timberlake. This guy has ****ed so many hot women, it is unbelievable. Britney in her prime, Cameron Diaz, Mila Kunis, Jessica Biel, Olivia Munn. He could probably **** all of our wives and girlfriends if he just determined to do so. Derek Jeter. Banged every supermodel in NY over the period of 15 years. David Beckam. International appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Only from a Philly fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 I feel like Brad Pitt/George Clooney have to be on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 this is easy - Leonardo DiCaprio. I would switch lives with him if I ever met a genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 Probably those two dudes from Twilight too. Forgot all about those ****s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Westbrook36 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Probably those two dudes from Twilight too. Forgot all about those ****s. Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Probably those two dudes from Twilight too. Forgot all about those ****s. But I thought the underlying assumption is that the men on this list would want to **** women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Dick Schaap once wrote that he wanted to trade places with Muhammad Ali for 24 hourse because there eight men he wished to beat up and eight women he wished to make love to.... At the moment, the answer is easy and it's not really even a contest: George Clooney. If George Clooney walked into the middle of the Royal Wedding and asked for five minutes alone with Kate Middleton, she would say "Excuse men" and saunter off. I'm sure those twits from Twilight do okay, but your wife would bang George Clooney. So would your mother. Ask them. I know women who find Leo unattractive (because he is too scrawny). I think a lot of women think Brad Pitt is too pretty. My wife once said that she could never be with a man prettier than she is. I have never met a woman that didn't love Clooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Probably those two dudes from Twilight too. Forgot all about those ****s. No..I think those two guys (certainly the tall, goofy one) only appeal to a smaller audience, so they'd have to pick one woman within that audience. Most of the others you mentioned have an inherent charm that I doubt they do. I think Timberlake, Beckham, Clooney, and Pitt are a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Probably those two dudes from Twilight too. Forgot all about those ****s. That's not mass appeal...thats jailbait appeal....unless youre interested in that :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pick6 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Johnny Deep would be high on the list. Gerald Bulter might be one too. I always see him on TMZ with a whole bunch of random chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 Let's not forget John Mayer. Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime, Michelle Trachtenberg, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift (probably took her virginity), Colbi Caillat, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Holly Williams, Cameron Diaz. All he has to do is get some broad over to his joint and take out his guitar. What woman can resist a corny song written about them on the spur of the moment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No Excuses Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Seal. How many men with discoid lupus erythematosus can bang Heidi Klum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 David Blaine has boned down some hot women too. ****ing magicians. Hey, let me show you a trick......poof, your panties are gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Let's not forget John Mayer. Jennifer Love Hewitt in her prime, Michelle Trachtenberg, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift (probably took her virginity), Colbi Caillat, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Holly Williams, Cameron Diaz. All he has to do is get some broad over to his joint and take out his guitar. What woman can resist a corny song written about them on the spur of the moment? I always find it amazing that you never understand the basis of your own questions. The question is "any" woman - not celebritards. So, I base the question on who could bang the reasonably cute 42 year old mom of three who lives down the block from me. The Twilight dudes and John Mayer ain't getting it done there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 I always find it amazing that you never understand the basis of your own questions. Of course I do. The hot women listed for any person in particular is proof at the ability to drop panties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhead36 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 David Blaine has boned down some hot women too. ****ing magicians. Hey, let me show you a trick......poof, your panties are gone. this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TD_washingtonredskins Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 BTW...you mentioned Britney in her prime. She's quietly creeping back in that direction again. Maybe JT will take her back. Check out her new video (on mute)...she's hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardi's_kid_brother Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Of course I do. The hot women listed for any person in particular is proof at the ability to drop panties. Getting laid a lot does equal being able to bang any woman. In every frat house in America, there is a guy who has nailed 50 sorority girls. That doesn't mean he is irresitable to women. That means he knows how to get sorority girls drunk and bang them. Again...ask yourself if your grandma would nail him? Timberlake is probably the best choice. He does shockingly well across a broad platform. Sinatra was probably the all time king at this. He ran the gamut from 19 year old starlets to mercy ****s with an overweight Judy Garland. He nailed hookers, Playboy bunnies, ****tail waitresses, stewardesses, Princess Grace when she was Princess Grace, Kennedy sisters, friend's ex-wives. There is decent evidence that he turned down Marilyn Monroe because he felt bad for her. It's an impressive list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Direction Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Albert Haynesworth, or that guy from the 70's show (FES). Dude got around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted April 8, 2011 Author Share Posted April 8, 2011 So' date=' I base the question on who could bang the reasonably cute 42 year old mom of three who lives down the block from me. The Twilight dudes and John Mayer ain't getting it done there.[/quote'] John Mayer sang love songs and got the hottest celebrities/singers of our generation to melt. You don't think he could bang your wife? Come on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Why...the most interesting one of course. "I don't just **** any woman in the world, but when I do......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USS Redskins Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Prince? I am sure women dig him but I am not sure he is real interested in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellsMyHero28 Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 McD5 Ten characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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