NavyDave Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/02/08/2011-02-08_****fighting_bird_stabs_california_man_jose_luis_ochoa_to_death_police.html ****fighting bird stabs California man, Jose Luis Ochoa, to death Call it murder most fowl. A California man attending a ****fight was stabbed to death by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb. Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, died about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, according to the Kern County coroner. "I have never seen this type of incident," Sgt. Martin King, a 24-year vet of the sheriff's department, told the Bakersfield Californian. Ochoa died of accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf, according to the autopsy. Onlookers fled when cops arrived at the scene of the fight, King told the local newspaper. Authorities, acting on an anonymous tip, found five dead roosters and other evidence of ****fighting at the location. No arrests were made at the fight. ****fighting is an illegal sport in the U.S. Metal spurs are often placed on the specially bred birds' legs and they are encouraged to fight until one is incapacitated or killed. ashahid@nydailynews.com With News Wire Services Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallascrushers Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 whoa KARRMAAAAA at its best....that **** is crazy....a calf wound.......it had to have hit the an artery for sure....whoa this is crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 "I have never seen this type of incident," Sgt. Martin King, a 24-year vet of the sheriff's department, told the Bakersfield Californian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonniey Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Good grief, not again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Killed by the ****. They should put that on this idiots tombstone. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Larry, I'm not sure what you're getting at.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conn Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Larry, I'm not sure what you're getting at.... animal---->vet(erinarian) A play on words? idk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Well I guess that means he lost. Maybe his chicken can find a stronger opponent next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 animal---->vet(erinarian)A play on words? idk. Ah, that's it. (I think.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Honor killing???? ~Dang Actually, this is funny as hell, and represents my worst fear... not of being stabbed by a blade wielding ****, but of making the Darwin Awards. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted February 8, 2011 Author Share Posted February 8, 2011 Honor killing????~Bang Possible but you would think it would go after Col Sanders or Ole McDonald of Barnyard Follies This isn't the first time a California man has died after being penetrated from behind by a .............. knife..... ...in the leg I think this is just a case of a guy getting Cold ****ed permanently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Honor killing????~Dang Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rincewind Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Suddenly, my high school mascot seems a lot more badass: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 at Keanu Reaves.. ~Bang ---------- Post added February-8th-2011 at 09:45 PM ---------- Possible but you would think it would go after Col Sanders or Ole McDonald of Barnyard Follies This isn't the first time a California man has died after being penetrated from behind by a .............. knife..... ...in the leg I think this is just a case of a guy getting Cold ****ed permanently. more one liners than Don Rickles! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 at Keanu Reaves.. I'm pretty sure that's "The Chairman" from Iron Chef. Besides, Keanu Reeves has never shown that much emotion in one of his roles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Obligatory "Mike Vick's dogs should have been so skilled with a dagger" post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 ****fighting bird stabs California man, Jose Luis Ochoa, to death Do they suspect fowl play ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Call it murder most fowl. Do they suspect fowl play ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejaydana Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 why does this bring back the "Little Jerry Seinfeld" episode to me? When Kramer got taken down at the end by the fighting bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hubbs Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I'm pretty sure that's "The Chairman" from Iron Chef. Besides, Keanu Reeves has never shown that much emotion in one of his roles... What, you can't answer life's most savory question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ive always known ***** was dangerous...**** is too?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 A **** stabbed him to death... Sounds like Richard Simmons dream come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 thank god the **** didnt stab him in the ass...:paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjah Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 :ols: Larry and GhostOfSparta are killing it in this thread. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruffylookin Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Once in a while, there is indeed justice. Hope it hurt like hell before that POS died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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