Mr. Sinister Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I know but sometimes I feel so old what is happening to me lol. I used to always be like all old people complain about the younger generation its stupid its not getting worse, and then I go and say damn this generation is so much worse than mine. Please I don't want to turn into Abe Simpson help me. I'd just litter my yard with claymore mines, so if any demon child got too close for comfort, I'd set it off, and let them know what the deal was. That way, you can send the same message, without feeling like an old man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 No problems with gay people but when a gay guy hit on me I wanted to punch him in the face. Ha pun I like being in a serious relationship but I have no problems messing around if am not in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HRNY4ZRNY Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Part of me has a theory that the "forbidden fruit" is a symbol for meat. I think maybe God didn't intend on us killing animals to eat. Yet I love hamburgers, steak and every animal in the sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Like the late George Carlin says, anyone who drives slower than me is an idiot and anyone who drives faster than me is a maniac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I eat tons of meat and I'm pro-hunting, but when someone hurts a dog I want to kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintHillSkinsFan Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I hate hippies and tree huggers but I love the Grateful Dead (and all of their incarnations) and going to any jam band concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 1) The meat thing. Hate how they are slaughtered, but I love burgers, pork and chicken. 2) I recycle, but like Bang, I don't have alot of room. I'd like to do more, but I'm limited. 3) I don't agree with the gay lifestyle, but I say let them marry if they want to and add them to each other's health ins. 4) I HATE cell phones (especially when people are driving), but I have a cell phone, like the portability you get with it and occassionally drive and talk. (about once a month when someone calls me- I never call someone when I drive). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I say that money doesn't matter, but when I'm looking for a job salary is one of the first things I look at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I know I give my friends a lot of grief for eating fast food, but I absolutely demolished a Double Whopper meal from Burger King on my break today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 4) I HATE cell phones (especially when people are driving), but I have a cell phone, like the portability you get with it and occassionally drive and talk. (about once a month when someone calls me- I never call someone when I drive). That's a good one. I hate cell phones but I bought one about a year and a half ago for my business and now I can't imagine living without it. It's like the Ring of Power. I love and hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I know I give my friends a lot of grief for eating fast food, but I absolutely demolished a Double Whopper meal from Burger King on my break today. I'm good for a double whopper at most 2 times a year. Sometimes on those rare occasions, a regular whopper won't do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19Skins72 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I am pro gay rights but am not above jokingly calling my friends a fag I am pro indian rights and love the redskins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I hate when Deshaun Jackson acts like a little ***** and taunts people on his way to the endzone, going out of his way to run along the goaline before scoring, etc. But I do that stuff every chance I get when playing Madden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I complain about how much time I spend at work and how it keeps me from other things I want to do, but I wouldn't have to be here quite so long if I weren't so easily distracted by this board, my co-workers, shiny things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
War Paint Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Here is another one of mineI hate loud teenagers they piss me off and I just about avoid places that are full of them but I was the EXACT same way when I was that age. Hehe, this is probably mine. When I go to the mall or something, I see teenagers all the time acting stupid and immature. I say to myself "What in the hell is wrong with them? Why are teenagers such jackasses? Why do they dress like that?" Then I remember when I was a teenager, I was loud and quite a jackass myself. I wore torn heavy metal shirts, ripped jeans and had long hair. ---------- Post added January-7th-2011 at 02:21 PM ---------- I eat tons of meat and I'm pro-hunting, but when someone hurts a dog I want to kill them. I wouldn't say you're a hypocrite for that. There is a difference in killing for food and proteins your body needs for survival and harming dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Part of me has a theory that the "forbidden fruit" is a symbol for meat.I think maybe God didn't intend on us killing animals to eat. Yet I love hamburgers, steak and every animal in the sea. originally humans didnt eat animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 originally humans didnt eat animals No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I never understood the get off my lawn issue.I mean it's grass. If they are walking in your grass in a path and create a cow path, thats one thing. As far as being a hypocrite, I lean right, but believe gays should be left alone. You either don't own a home or you don't keep up your yard. Because anyone that does, certainly doesn't want someone walking on their lawn. Alot of people put in a lot of time/money in making their yard look nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I've complained a lot about people who buy McMansions for being wasteful of money, credit, and natural resources. Yet I bought a 2300 sq foot house for two people. We didn't *need* to buy a house this size. (Granted I turn lights out like a geezer and we'll be making environmental upgrades to the hvac next year,) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switchgear Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I love gatherings, but I hate crowds. Nice reference, great movie. I started a thread full of bold predictions, but when it turned out I was totally wrong I never went back to own up to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 When the Eagles beat or asses this year, a few of my Eagles fans friends were running around and whooping it up. Their actions seriously pissed me off, but I know had the Redskins beaten down the Eagles that way, I'd probably be acting in a very similar way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngestson Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I have serious doubts about the death penalty but think some people need to be killed to make society safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Fried Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 I don't recycle. I'd like to, but there's just not enough room in the house, I don't have a garage, and those open top bins just invite raccoons and worse if you leave them outside. I am all for doing our part to make the planet a better place, but if my part of the planet is so small that I can't stretch my feet out because of the recycling, oh well. Label me a hypocrite. (I figure I offset it by driving less than 50 miles most weeks.) ~Bang What would be in your recycling bin that would invite raccoons? You're supposed to wash the last bit of everything out of your recycling. I've never had a problem with critters in my recycling haha. The trash is a different story, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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