aREDSKIN Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 R U absolutely positive it's your motorcycle and not your wife that's leaking "oil"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 twice in one afternoon I have laughed out loud at an old forgotten joke only to have to come up with an excuse when asked by coworkers why laughing. other time: "A husband helps his wife setup a password for her computer, he typed MY@#$% ; she fell on the floor laughing when it said ERROR not long enough." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I've seen that one before but it still makes me laugh. Good post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el gorilla Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Why you little! aahh! That was a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 :paranoid: Useless without pics. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryman of the North Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 lmao, I got something very similiar in an email titled " why men dont write advice columns." in it the woman wrote about how she had her car stall and then went into how it helped her find out the husnabd was cheating and at the end she said what should I do? the advice guy said " make sure your gas tank is full before leaving the house." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwyl Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 :paranoid: Useless without pics. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGreen28 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I fell for the OP. That remind me of the joke: A guy is speeding down the interstate, trooper pulls up behind him, lights flashing. Guy panics and floors it, cop in pursuit. Guy realizes how stupid he's acting, and pulls over. Trooper walks up and say "Buddy, it's been a long day. I'm about to go home. Give me one good reason why you took off back there, and I'll let you go with a warning." Guy says "I freaked out when I saw you behind me. My wife ran off with a state trooper." The cop says "So?" Guy says "I thought you were that guy, and you were trying to give her back." The cop says "Have a nice day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Hillarious! Ive never heard that one before, and up until the punchline im all sympathetic, and feelin bad for ya... good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 i've read 10 of these exact messages on extreme skins, word for word. cept for that last sentence... that was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sportjunkie07 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 not gonna lie.. i felt bad for you for a while there good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I think she sabotaged the motorcycle to distract you dude. Just be glad you have no pet rabbits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 lmao, I got something very similiar in an email titled " why men dont write advice columns." in it the woman wrote about how she had her car stall and then went into how it helped her find out the husnabd was cheating and at the end she said what should I do? the advice guy said " make sure your gas tank is full before leaving the house." Yeah, she left the house and got down the road about a half mile and the car stalled, so she walked home and found her husband with another woman, what is his advice? "A stalling car can be caused by many things....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I did not see that coming...HTTR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxiumone Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Reminds me of another I heard. A guy was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My wifes's." "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her". He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife wen the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Nice! got me too. I am, of course, a lot more concerned about the motorcycle though :pfft:. It is, like your wife, probably not getting ridden often enough and if each of them are high performance models, I could help you out with both. :hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Lame. How can so many of you find this funny? I mean, I didn't know it was a joke (til the end). But even when I found out it was, I thought it was stupid. Doesn't take much to entertain some guys, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Could someone please remove this hook from my lip....and dispose of the attached line and sinker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johns Bass Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 a> If it it leaked oil on leg...must of been a Harley... b> If it leaked oil on the ground - a Trump or other Brit bike... c> If it just shot its wad all over the engine - a Jap... so... a> live with it... b> fix it yourself 'cause it ain't worth payin' someone else to fix it & c> grow up - buy a mans bike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Been awhile on that one. Still pretty funny. Lame. How can so many of you find this funny? I mean, I didn't know it was a joke (til the end). But even when I found out it was, I thought it was stupid. Doesn't take much to entertain some guys, I guess. Well it does help to actually have a sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Lame. How can so many of you find this funny? I mean, I didn't know it was a joke (til the end). But even when I found out it was, I thought it was stupid. Doesn't take much to entertain some guys, I guess. You don't sound like the best person to tell jokes to. You sound like the guy who'd say "Why would they have allowed a monkey in the bar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianm23 Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 LMAO! You win. If this thread was on Twitter, I'd follow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 You don't sound like the best person to tell jokes to. You sound like the guy who'd say "Why would they have allowed a monkey in the bar?" Like I said, I got fooled. I thought it was legit, up until he revealed it was a joke. However, I didn't think it was very funny. In fact, it was lame. I have a great sense of humor. But it just wasn't the least bit funny to me. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted August 28, 2010 Author Share Posted August 28, 2010 Like I said, I got fooled. I thought it was legit, up until he revealed it was a joke. However, I didn't think it was very funny. In fact, it was lame. I have a great sense of humor. But it just wasn't the least bit funny to me. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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