skinsaddict Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I've never talked about this before, but I really need Extremskins advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 :rotflmao: 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdlives Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Is it still under warranty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddyShoo Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 :slap: Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boysetsfire Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I want my time back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Wait a minute, if this is a joke, that punchline is random and isn't funny. Was that just a lighthearted, comic-reliefy question at the end? You serious about your wifey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Well played! ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Zing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Maybe your motorcyle has been cheating on you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Funny, but this isn't really original is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drtdrums Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Man, I'm laughing my butt off. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panel Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Grrr :maniac: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Oldie but a goodie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwyl Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22valve+covers+on+my+engine+seemed+to+be+leaking+a+little+oil%22+cheat&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted August 27, 2010 Author Share Posted August 27, 2010 Wait a minute, if this is a joke, that punchline is random and isn't funny. Was that just a lighthearted, comic-reliefy question at the end? You serious about your wifey? I'm really worried about my motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Sorry, dont know much about bikes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsHomer Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 I was like, you poor ****... haha well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 well, that one sucked me right in and spit me back out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 As luck would have it...not only have I been banging your wife but I am also a motorcycle mechanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsaddict Posted August 27, 2010 Author Share Posted August 27, 2010 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22valve+covers+on+my+engine+seemed+to+be+leaking+a+little+oil%22+cheat&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai= you were that kid that snooped for christmas presents, wern't you? :saber: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd421 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 WIN! Massive Massive WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC_RedskinsFan Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Yeah i fell for it, hook, line, and sinker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 You should take her back to the dealer and I'd definitely check her oil next time she comes home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky22 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 *shakes fist at skinsaddict* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 as i was reading the OP i saw 98's OLS emoticon on the very first post and i was like "damn, thats ****ed up to be laughing at this guy's situation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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