China Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Best looking: I'm going with Predicto, he's dreamy Somehow I always pictured Predicto as looking like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 He's in a zone now. Here's a picture of me and Mick taking turns starting threads. So who's who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 you guys are crazy- Westy is one of the greatest threadstarters on the siteThe proof? He only starts a handful a year. Yet all of you remember them. Everyone goes absolutely postal. It's a thing of beauty. 100 pecent agree. My impression of a WB post.. Only ******* Eat Scrambled EggsWhat is it with you limp wristed pansies who insist on eating their eggs scrambled? Does it scare you to have the round yellow chicken embryos staring you in the face when you gobble it down with your Sunny D.? Man up and eat the damn things fried, preferably in lots of bacon grease. And if you only eat two eggs, I'll personally come to your house and ***** slap your womanly face. Eat three, you metrosexual disgrace. And if you are haunted by the thought of those yolks staring up at you reminding you you're eating baby chicks, then switch to oatmeal with a baby spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 WTF are you talking about!!!???!!! SCREW YOU DAN, I LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS. AAAIAIIIGGGHH!!!! [jumps off bridge] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 100 pecent agree.My impression of a WB post.. WTF are you talking about!!!???!!! SCREW YOU DAN, I LIKE SCRAMBLED EGGS. AAAIAIIIGGGHH!!!! [jumps off bridge] My impression of a zoony response: Oh come on guys, Westy's posts are great. He's hilarious. I think what's really funny is all of you ragging him about making ridiculous, retarded and asinine, attention-whore threads. Westy rules. He's the best. We're actually thinking about stickying all of Westy's threads in each ES forum and talking Dan Snyder into posting them on the new jumbotron when the season starts. Westy IS A GOD!!!!11 *logs off* *logs back in as Westbrook36* *clicks submit new thread....* :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 My impression of a zoony response:*logs off* *logs back in as Westbrook36* *clicks submit new thread....* :cool: eh- if I were gonna do that, my threads would look REALLY bad by comparison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Somehow I always pictured Predicto as looking like this: oh you rotten stinking **** Meanwhile, half of the Tailgate thinks I look like this: Except NavyDave. He thinks I look like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Best GM: Vinny Ceratto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 cool! here's my cabinet:Chairman on council of race relations: honorary hog (gonna be a short presidency ) Nutrition Czar: chipwhich. Though he's gonna have to change his name Attorney General: Winner of thumb wrestling war between Predicto, DJTJ Press Secretary: Lombardis Kid Brother. And I would air the press conferences prime time on Fox. Secretary of Defense: ZoEd Secretary of Education: SnyderShrugged, so he can fire himself National Security Advisor: mboyd74. Just to see the fireworks that would ensue Secretary of Agriculture: JMS. Should have no trouble spreading around the bull**** :D Secretary of the Treasury: Hubbs- (did I mention I hate this country? ) National Prayer dude: Techboy Secretary of State: Keeastman I nominate you and dont even get a janitor job or anything. Complete BS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Meanwhile, half of the Tailgate thinks I look like this: Except NavyDave. He thinks I look like this: Predicto, I guess I'm the only one who has an accurate image of you (and your wife of many years) : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 Most likely to have you saying "Who the ****" is that?-Hogglife.I keed keed. Hey I have been on ES since 2003. I just had a problem with my membership for years until I became friends with TK and he helped me out in 2007. And by the way your location is Hog Heaven and that has been one of my fatasy football team names for years so you owe me cause I own the copyright on that :saber: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I nominate you and dont even get a janitor job or anything. Complete BS Welcome to the political world of ES, where you can get hosed with the simple strike of the key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 And I think Keeastman has you all fooled. NOBODY is that nice. I think she might actually be a Russian spy. So that is my next nomination. Most likely to be a Russian Spy: Katie (Does anyone really know if she is in Madagascar??? She might really be in Russia giving them valuable information.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 By the way you are a Skins fan so even if I am right about that Katie we still love ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 Mostlikely to have the best time at a tailgate party: Chickenlipper ( I know from experience. This guy and his family can party with the best of them.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I nominate you and dont even get a janitor job or anything. Complete BS Janitor - Hogglife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 Janitor - Hogglife. Coming from the guy that got voted for best looking. Man thank you. Seriously. And hey just to give you a heads up watch out for Zoony. I have gotten 3 PMs asking if I know where you live??? Huh Zoony = Stalker???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenlipper Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Mostlikely to have the best time at a tailgate party: Chickenlipper ( I know from experience. This guy and his family can party with the best of them.) You're not to bad yourself. We definitely have to do that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Best foreigner: Corcaigh .......... I guess this is like me nominating someone to be Smartest American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoggLife Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 I guess this is like me nominating someone to be Smartest American. I would love to take that nomination. It's definately a stepup from janitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DjTj Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Alright, let's tackle this at the end of the day on Friday... Attorney General: Winner of thumb wrestling war between Predicto, DJTJNominate P for the Supreme Court. I'll handle the AG job.My first order of business will be to send some agents to Fergasun's house to sample his DNA. Most likely to be a Russian Spy: Katie (Does anyone really know if she is in Madagascar??? She might really be in Russia giving them valuable information.) In on the conspiracy: Capt. Kaos: http://www.extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=319484As far as superlatives go... Best Muslim: SkinsHokieFan Best Jew: Burgold Best Christian: techboy Best Republican: Kilmer17 Best Democrat: Baculus (lifetime achievement award to chomerics) Best Libertarian: SnyderShrugged Best white guy: honorary_hog Best black guy: Hershey Pork fka SSM Best half-white/half-black guy: Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Best Hispanic: manichispanic (whatever happened to that guy?) ... maybe a tie between pez and Destino here Best half-Asian: Tastes Like Chicken ...alright, I'm not sure I can go down that road much further... Oh, I wanted to put in some anti-superlatives: Worst spelling: JMS Worst grammar: Thiebear Worst use of ellipses: ... zoony ... ... ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 I would love to take that nomination. It's definately a stepup from janitor Even for an American, that's not going to help your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Even for an American, that's not going to help your case. You don't even know how to spell it right! It's Amuricin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prosperity Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 Strictest libertarian: tie: Darth Tater, luckydevil... runner up SnyderShrugged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 My minimal representation in this thread is just so (At least it's good to be considered the best "smart" "jew" in all of ES) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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