ciscofan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I enjoy showering with the wife. But, she does like the water scalding hot, so we don't do it very often. Every woman I have showered with always wants the water scolding hot too. I have had this conversation with other guys and they all agree. Most woman want the shower much hotter than they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Well I've got my bottle of Jergens here. I'm waiting on you. *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 I realize after reading some of the replies that we have some very co-dependent posters here on ES. I know, for a few of you, you aren't sure the next time that you will see a naked woman so you have to soak up (literally) any opportunity you can get. For guys like myself, I am secure knowing that I will see a beautiful woman naked again so I don't have to maximize my time in such situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciscofan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I realize after reading some of the replies that we have some very co-dependent posters here on ES. I know, for a few of you, you aren't sure the next time that you will see a naked woman so you have to soak up (literally) any opportunity you can get.For guys like myself, I am secure knowing that I will see a beautiful woman naked again so I don't have to maximize my time in such situations. Hey man, whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Nothing linke a grown make taking grade school shots at others for their preference. Please explain then with your child-like wit as to why for those of us who are married, enjoy taking showers with our wives. I hope your reasoning is more elaborate than sharing a toilets while "taking a dump" and low shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I enjoy showering with the wife. But, she does like the water scalding hot, so we don't do it very often. My wife is the same. Plus, I'm a big guy... I need my elbow room Not to mention, it's awkward for 2 people to be soaping up... and then both people are ready for a rinse... and one has to stand there and wait for the other one to finish. I always get a laugh out of the line on Two and a Half Men... where Allan's girlfriend asks him if he wants to take a shower with her.... and he tells her that he needs to pre-wash a few things before their shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Well, enjoy it while you can, boys, 'cause once you reach a certain age, you might not necessarily prefer to see your wife naked. It can get you in trouble. Here's one thing I've learned - What not to say: Wife: "Want to take a shower?" You: "Sure. Can we keep our clothes on?" What to say instead: Wife: "Want to take a shower?" You: "Hell yeah. You don't mind this flatulence thing I'm dealing with?" With age, experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I like to spank it in the shower from time to time, so no, I don't appreciate the wife being in there because she typically isn't helping me spank it, she's asking for me to wash her back or something else that totally ruins my wood. I'd have to agree with westbrook on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOLASKINSFAN Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 It depends honestly if I am in the shower to get clean or if I am in the shower for an "experience" +1, nuff said. Edit.. I like to spank it in the shower from time to time, so no, I don't appreciate the wife being in there because she typically isn't helping me spank it Why would you need to spank it with your wife standing naked right there.... I'm not getting married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinklein Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I don't like showering with my girlfriend either. I do use the shower as some sort of alone time. My girlfriend is nearly always over, and I have 10 other roommates as well, so I don't get much personal time. I think a shower is a nice solitary place for reflection, relaxation, and as others have alluded to...a quality spank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 The best thing about showering with your girlfriend/wife is that you can pee on her feet while she has her eyes closed washing her hair. Then anytime you are arguing and she is winning, you can just think about how you pissed on her so anything she says doesn't mean ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da#1skinsfan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 The best thing about showering with your girlfriend/wife is that you can pee on her feet while she has her eyes closed washing her hair. Then anytime you are arguing and she is winning, you can just think about how you pissed on her so anything she says doesn't mean ****. I think your thread is absolutely ridiculous as I enjoy any and every opportunity to be naked with my girl (although showers dont lead to slammage often enough at all). However this line completely made up for it. Well said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciscofan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Why would you need to spank it with your wife standing naked right there.... I'm not getting married Exactly! 9 times out of 10, we aren't just showering:evilg: I seriously can't understand anyone who is married to what I would think is someone they find attractive, would not want to be in the shower with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Exactly! 9 times out of 10, we aren't just showering:evilg:I seriously can't understand anyone who is married to what I would think is someone they find attractive, would not want to be in the shower with them. because it's cold on the outside. brrrrrr Also, no one mentioned the balancing act for the women. Bending over, head up against the tile. Possible slipping factor. It can be dangerous, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanky22 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I kind of agree. It really depends on the intentions behind the shower. If we are going in there and are gonna fool around and makes a soapy hot mess, sure that's fun. However, if we are just both getting in there to shower, I can do that better without someone else in my tiny shower with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciscofan Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I guess I have the luxury of having a roomy shower where both my wife and I fit just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Has anyone kept a tally of WB36's extensive list of things he hates? I remember these epic threads: -Showering with wife. -Daisy Duke cutoff jeans. -6" inch Subway Subs. -Bare feet sticking out of moving car windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Has anyone kept a tally of WB36's extensive list of things he hates? I remember these epic threads:-Showering with wife. -Daisy Duke cutoff jeans. -6" inch Subway Subs. -Bare feet sticking out of moving car windows. Empty trophy cases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I like showering with my boyfriend....just not all the time. Usually if we shower together it's a precursor for something else. And I'm the one that likes the water really hot- he complains about it when he steps in. But yeah, I do like my personal time in the shower, too. That's what the mornings are for. Usually "our" showers are our second showers of the day, so we don't really need to get clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swisha Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Women always want water that is not as hot as I like it because, well, they are girls. A little contradictory don't you think? Girls would like their water hot and wouldn't be able to stand the cold.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I agree I am not big on showering with anyone else. When I was single, it was an excuse to get a girl naked. Now that I can get a girl naked, I prefer the alone time in the shower and naked time before or after. Its just like when I was in high school, I would have sex anywhere I could but now that I can get it regularly, we are almost always in comfortable surroundings rather than the backseat of a car in the middle of a parking lot in winter time...lol When something becomes more readily available, you can be a little pickier. We still shower together occasionally but yea its not fun if you both are trying to get clean. I also have an advantage because my wife is a nympho so I dont have to take it when I can get it like most married guys. I take it when I want it. That makes a big difference too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I prefer the hotter water, so my wife very rarely joins me. Usually when she wants to shower together, she is the one that is in first so the water isn't as hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 A little contradictory don't you think? Girls would like their water hot and wouldn't be able to stand the cold.. I've noticed that females don't like real hot water. I prefer mine to almost burn my skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I've noticed that females don't like real hot water. I prefer mine to almost burn my skin. I do!! I couldn't get it hot enough last night, it was pushed all the way to the left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSF Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Yeah banging in the shower usually doesn't work as well as one would hope. Too much water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I do!! I couldn't get it hot enough last night, it was pushed all the way to the left! I've noticed that females don't like real hot water. I prefer mine to almost burn my skin. Hey buddy, I think you have an admirer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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