Westbrook36 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If I go in the shower for cleaning purposes, I don't like anyone else in there. Someone else in there with me just interferes. Women have these little fanciful ideas in their head about what is romantic and sexy and don't realize that for a man, it's a nice bit of alone time. It's totally ****ing preposterous. I'm not an 17 year old kid excited to be standing next to a naked woman anymore. My wife loves to take showers with me. I never feel "safe" when she's in the vicinity of the bedroom/bath when I'm in there. It's been the same with most of the other ladies whose lives I've made meaningful in the past. The shower door could come flying back at any time and she'll be in there with me. Then I can't clean the butthole like I want to and I can't swing my arms around like a gorilla when I'm washing my body. A shower is the most personal time in my opinion. Women always want water that is not as hot as I like it because, well, they are girls. Then, even though they are invading into your ****ing space, they are always bossy about "I need to get over there" "I need to rinse my hair" etc. Sharing the shower at my house involves one person being wet and warm and the other being dry and cold. Then switch. I'd rather sit halfway on the toilet with my wife on the other half and both simultaneously try to take a dump than share the shower. Surely, everyone agrees with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rd421 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 It depends honestly if I am in the shower to get clean or if I am in the shower for an "experience" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I've never done it and would have agreed with you a while back, but I'm starting to see the light. My old roommates wouldn't shower alone hardly at all. I found that odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
styx491 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I also think taking a shower is totally a personal thing. However, getting in the shower with a lady is different from taking a shower. I'd take a shower with a lady if and only if I have other intentions outside of showering and cleaning myself because really otherwise it's just useless, unless of course she handles most if not all of the cleaning and I can just sit and take it all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I shower with my girl all the time. I typically get in after she has already washed her hair and shaved her legs and stuff though. Then I am in and out, unless I have to shave my face. She likes when we shower together because we wash each others backs. But with most women I have dated over the years, I am more than happy to have the shower to myself. I like to just stand in there steaming up the place and relaxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I don't mind doing it from time to time. But it is nice to just sit there in the shower and relax. I had a roommate who always showered with his gf. It was really awkward because not much showering went on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devastate Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Depends on the woman.. Some women don't mind sharing the water, others will hog it all and leave you in the back freezing your ass off.. But worse than the shower, every woman I've been with has been fascinated with holding my penis while i pee.. it's like some deep seeded female penis envy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Well I'd hate showering with my significant other if they were a 350 pound man, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Upgrade your shower. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Really? I love showering with your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Really? I love showering with your wife. You should try showering with his mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westbrook36 Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Well I'd hate showering with my significant other if they were a 350 pound man, too. If I posted a picture of my bride, you'd cream in your panties, Double S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoRUSupposed2Be Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Just imagine the rain and doggy style fantasies and you won't mind her in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If I posted a picture of my bride, you'd cream in your panties, Double S. Well on behalf of all ES tailgaters, I am officially calling your bluff. Everybody together now: "Useless without pics!";) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If I posted a picture of my bride, you'd cream in your panties, Double S. Well I've got my bottle of Jergens here. I'm waiting on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooney Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 If I posted a picture of my bride, you'd cream in your panties..... And she'll get you World Series tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMK9973 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I LOVE showing with my GF. Its one of my fav things. Sometimes it's foreplay, sometimes it's background, other times it's just us showing together to get ready for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hkHog Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Maybe you're just not into women Westbrook? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I'm not an 17 year old kid excited to be standing next to a naked woman anymore. (NSFW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I'm not an 17 year old kid excited to be standing next to a naked woman anymore. Pretty much. LOL! I'm past all the excitement of shower time. I'm a ***** about waiting for hot water. Standing in a wet shiver waiting for her to rinse her hair etc is not my idea of romance (anymore). Also... scrubbing your own ass or watching your woman scrub her ass is a turn off. It's on that list of unattractive things. Like when Seinfeld broke up with a hot chick b/c she coughed naked and he saw muscles that he never knew existed. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Sorry, WB. I'm a gregarious showerer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinFeathers Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 It depends honestly if I am in the shower to get clean or if I am in the shower for an "experience" This. They're not so much fun when you're actually in there with the purpose to get clean, but otherwise showering with an S.O. is amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dockeryfan Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 One person gets the hot water, the other has to wait. meh There are about 1000 other sensual situations that are better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 ACW Hates: People who ***** about everything :blahblah: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I have to agree on this one, although I definitely wouldn't rather share the toilet. Thankfully we just moved into a small place with a tiny shower that can't fit the both of us. I don't ever want to move! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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