jnhay Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Don't get me wrong, it's disgusting, but how is it cruel to blow a horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lydon Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 In this guy's defense, it was a cute horse. Ahahaha...... :hysterical::hysterical::hysterical: This is the funniest thread I've read in ages! Especially the part about the man dying after getting ramrodded by a horse. On a serious note, I would like to make a public anouncement if I may: "Ladies, do you love animals? Are you saddened when you read about animals getting raped? Then put out more. If every woman would pick up just one lonely guy a day and give him a ride to remember, animals like little Jeffy's pet Terrier could go outside without fear. I implore you ladies, give it up. It's for the kids (pets)." Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 :hysterical: I guess I have a strange sense of humor, but I get a laugh out of these things. Actually, the scene I often think of is the one where New Guy gets led into the cell. Door clangs shut. New Guy looks around. Bunkmate says "So, what're you in for?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Bestiality is very, very disturbing, but forcing yourself on a picnic table is just beyond freaky. Actually, I hear it was consensual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilandil Tasardur Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Actually, I hear it was consensual. I sure doubt the picnic table said no, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I blame adultswim That never gets old. These stories made me think of Spinal Tap. "Workin' on a Sex Farm!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obibyn23 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Knew this was a China thread just from the title...look down to see who the OP is and...bada bing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I don't think it's possible for humans to have offspring with a horse. Although John Elway . . . Fix'd :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOLASKINSFAN Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 There were a few beasts in the NCO club back in the day. nic nac paddy wack give a dog a bone..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I'm going to file this in the news that I didn't want to know category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Sick Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 (edited) First thing I thought of... The Asses of Columbia... http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-sex/asses-of-the-caribbean :beatdeadhorse: Click around the site, especially the "guide to" shows. vbs.tv is awesome! Edited April 18, 2010 by Joe Sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPT_CHAOS47 Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 You have to admit...seeing a poodle drag its ass across the floor is SEXY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visionary Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 I think I found the mastermind behind all the rampant horse sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRSmith Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 There is all sorts of porn out there with girls with animals, why I do not know but there seems to be a market for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 18, 2010 Share Posted April 18, 2010 There is all sorts of porn out there with girls with animals, why I do not know but there seems to be a market for it A: How do you know ? B: That's disgusting. C: I wonder why it is illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A: How do you know ? B: That's disgusting. C: I wonder why it is illegal. Can't speak for him, but in my experience: A: People have told me about it, in particular one guy I work with went into detail about it once or twice. There's also the infamous Donkey Shows down in Tijuana... "Wake up! You're on in five!" :beatdeadhorse: B: Yes, it certainly is foul. C: Please refer to B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I was mostly kidding bro. But lots of disgusting/foul things are not illegal. What's the real crime here. If he was sleeping with a deaf, blind, mute, would that be okay ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 I was mostly kidding bro. But lots of disgusting/foul things are not illegal. What's the real crime here. If he was sleeping with a deaf, blind, mute, would that be okay ? Lol, so was I. I think the main reason is because it's in the Bible. Also, there's the whole consensual act kinda thing. Kinda hard for a horse or dog to confirm they really did want it, regardless of what that dude saw in its eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 (edited) I think the main reason is because it's in the Bible. Also, there's the whole consensual act kinda thing. Kinda hard for a horse or dog to confirm they really did want it, regardless of what that dude saw in its eyes. Was Bambi male or female ? Ehh... doesn't matter Bambi could get it. Something about those eyes. :doh: lol. Edited April 19, 2010 by Kosher Ham Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devastate Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 (edited) My wife is an animal in bed all the time? whats the big deal? Hell yeah she is, what's the big deal here? Edited April 19, 2010 by Devastate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Hell yeah she is, what's the big deal here? Exactly. That is where the Nine inch Nails song came from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 28, 2010 Author Share Posted April 28, 2010 Police accuse woman of having sex with horse CLYMER - An Indiana County woman has been charged with having sex with a horse, state police at Indiana said Tuesday. Dovie Lee Kerner, 46, of Plumville also allegedly had sex with other animals including a dog and a pig, court documents state. The investigation began in November 2008 when it was reported by two officials from the Humane Society of Indiana County, police said. One of the officials said she received a phone call from a confidential informant who asked her if it was illegal to have sex with an animal. When told yes, the informant said he had a video on his cell phone of Kerner having sex with a horse, court documents state. Because of Kerner's alleged sexual activities with other men and animals, the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 ...the informant, who had dated the woman, and his Jack Russell terrier both contracted sexually transmitted diseases, court documents state.Click on the link for the full article :puke: I should have known better than to click on a thread like this bumped by China... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Whatcom County man arrested for allegedly sexually abusing goat A Whatcom County man has been arrested on suspicion of first-degree animal cruelty for allegedly sexually abusing a goat. A family member caught Gary A. Veldhuizen, 27, with the animal on Thursday, May 6, at a property near Enterprise Road at Willeys Lake Road, said Sheriff Bill Elfo. The family member contacted the Sheriff's Office, and Veldhuizen was arrested and booked into Whatcom County Jail. Click on the link for the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I don't get it. Have you ever seen pictures of horses? Why would you even bother trying to get with one of their women? You'll never be able to measure up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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