ljs Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 *Disclaimer, some information may be for the faint at heart* I need your help figuring out a very odd pattern of behavior with my friends roommate. A friend of mine, female in her late 30's(lesbian), has a roommate- black male 45y(hetero). They have been acquaintances for a few years, roommates for a year. Female we shall call Britney, male we can call Charles. In the last 6 months or so, Britney has started to find things such as male pubic hair in her bed and bathroom supplies missing (toothbrush/ hair spray). Even her razor being used. She has caught Charles in lies, ones that don't even make sense as to why there is a lie. Then a month or so ago she was walking downstairs to the area he lives in (laundry room is there) and heard him pissing. He was sitting on his couch and then stopped pissing midstream when she finished walking down the stairs. She is positive he was pissing in a cup. then last night she come home to find a cup by the kitchen sink, with some piss in it, and piss all over her sink. As though he pissed in a cup then poured it down the sink. Britney is afraid to confront him on the pissing thing, she is now starting to get afraid. To add some details, I've met Charles and hung out with him- he is always so nice and sweet. He is very complimentary to me and my gf. He is in the Reserves and works at a local Casino. ok, that should get you started, but one thing to add. He grew up in Virginia- and is a Skins fan.... We have been discussion this at my house tonight, and I thought maybe if I posted this, some of you guys would give some serious insight as to what the hell is going on. Should my friend really be afraid? Is this just some juvenile prank or what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 she needs to tell chaR Kelly to ****in chill out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baculus Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 That's just sort of weird all around. Maybe he lusts after her and has some odd fetishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 she needs to tell chaR Kelly to ****in chill out huh?? anyway- she wanted me to add that she has figured he is pissing in a big glass that he drinks from- does this quite a bit and then pours it in her sink. so ****ing weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Is Britney a Cowboys/Eagles fan? Cause if she is then everything is perfectly okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 That's weird. I don't think I could handle that...I mean male pubic hairs in my bed?!? Hell no. She needs to confront him about it, and probably start looking for another roommate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Is Britney a Cowboys/Eagles fan? Cause if she is then everything is perfectly okay. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljs Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 Is Britney a Cowboys/Eagles fan? Cause if she is then everything is perfectly okay. LOL- :hysterical: ...but no. Keetsman- she will see him Saturday( due to work schedules) and is kicking him out- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I don't really have any insight, but that does seem strange. :doh: seem. :doh: IS strange. Not sure what is on his mind there, & without knowing him, it's impossible to make a sound judgement on the situation. I certainly hope it's something harmless, tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Is Britney a Cowboys/Eagles fan? Cause if she is then everything is perfectly okay. LOL. That's terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Jokes aside, it's pretty ****ed up. When you start leaving pubes and pee and other crap around, that takes it to another level. Maybe if you're pranking someone like a frat brother or something like that, but when its a woman it crosses a line. There's no real good reason for that. I hope she kicks him out and doesn't have to face any reprocussions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooka Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I seriously doubt those are pranks so confronting him on it probably won't accomplish anything. He sounds like a weirdo. She needs to find another place to live. Hopefully she's not committed to a long-term lease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stickyshooZ Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Umm, kind of a no-brainer. Either he stops, or he should get the boot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I say leave a turd in his pee cup. Why not? If he ups the ante she should too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPT_CHAOS47 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Wow..i can see taking a leak in a milk carton..BUT a CUP!! HE HAS TO GO!! But really, that guy in weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBkilla56 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Wait! You're telling me that's not normal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 she needs to tell chaR Kelly to ****in chill out lmao i got the joke, and it made me laugh. Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 wasn't there an article a few years ago about people getting high off piss? Either way, the only thing that really comes to mind in terms of advice is RUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 didn't CaptainFlorida guy (don't know his username off the top of my head) have a roommate that peed in the sink? I remember him being really pissed about that.... Edit: Capt Rich Florida here's the thread http://extremeskins.com/showthread.php?t=280634 edit again: oh yeah, but it wasn't pee....'twas SPERMIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drockvb Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 WTF?????? kick that $#@#$# out!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 I forgot. Tell your friend to look out for skeet skeet skeet, if you know what I mean. Who knows what that dude will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 What I want to know is.....how do you know just by looking if a pube is male or female? I've never really analyzed either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 This is the strangest thread I've read on ES, give or take. I've urinated in a few sinks in my day, but only when I was either drunk or really tired or both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Something that hasn't been addressed yet: How far away is his area from a bathroom... Maybe he's just lazy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Too much information, Ion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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