Spaceman Spiff Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Bar convo tonight between my buddy ES poster Dirk McGirk and I. Don't know how it came up, but I figured I'd put it to a vote. Who do you think smells worse? Jerome Bettis or Warren Sapp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 sapp for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Fred Flintstones $%^. "Hey nobody's asking you to smell it" Sorry I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toe Jam Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Jerome Bettis is too clean cut to smell. Definitely Sapp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Is this Spiffy's first drunk thread? Awww! Pleaseblitz is gonna be so proud! He's all grownsed up and he's all grownsed up and he's all grownsed up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrockster21 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 At least I hope you are drunk - there's just something not right about two sober dudes talking about how two other dudes smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Is this Spiffy's first drunk thread? Awww! Pleaseblitz is gonna be so proud! He's all grownsed up and he's all grownsed up and he's all grownsed up!! No, I'm not, but he might have been. We were trying to break it down by sport, smelliest athletes ever. David Wells, for example. Thats a smelly, dirty looking ****er. Basketball was hard, but I said Gasol. Looks like a smelly **** you'd meet at a European club. Football, tried to stay away from offensive and defensive lineman since they're easy targets. Sapp takes the cake, hands down even though he breaks the criteria. My buddy is sold on Bettis, though. To his credit, he came up with both. Old school baseball players I gotta go with Luzinski And Gorman Thomas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Its been proven that hockey players smell the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Its been proven that hockey players smell the worst. I hate hockey and he doesn't really care about it but we both agreed that Ovechkin is a dirty looking dude. Like he probably has skipped a shower or two after a game. Forgot, Manny Ramirez was in the baseball convo, as was mid 90's Randy Johnson. Brock Lesnar won for the MMA crowd. As far as boxers go, I'm taking Riddick Bowe...or old school Frazier or Foreman. 70's style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I hate hockey and he doesn't really care about it but we both agreed that Ovechkin is a dirty looking dude. Like he probably has skipped a shower or two after a game. Forgot, Manny Ramirez was in the baseball convo, as was mid 90's Randy Johnson. Brock Lesnar won for the MMA crowd. As far as boxers go, I'm taking Riddick Bowe...or old school Frazier or Foreman. 70's style. How can you hate hockey? Fast paced, physical, sudden death OT in the playoffs and the most important trophy in pro sports. And the physicality isn't being sapped out of the game like sadly in football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Brock Lesnar won for the MMA crowd. Brock Lesnar? Clay Guida probably smells MUCH worse. He looks like a ****ing caveman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 ugh, don't turn this into a hockey thread. Just agree that Sapp is a dirty dude. Manny def looks unkempt, and his hair probably accounts for 90% of his stench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 How can you hate hockey? Fast paced, physical, sudden death OT in the playoffs and the most important trophy in pro sports.And the physicality isn't being sapped out of the game like sadly in football. I just do. If you told me there was a game where guys flew around on ice and bashed each other with sticks, I'd ask where could I watch. It bores the hell out of me. Anyway, don't derail it. If you can think of a stank ass hockey player who looks dirtier than Ovechkin, bring him to the table. ugh, don't turn this into a hockey thread. Just agree that Sapp is a dirty dude. Manny def looks unkempt, and his hair probably accounts for 90% of his stench. My other buddy right now is putting in a vote for Youkilis since the guy apparently sweats in buckets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sticksboi05 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I just do. If you told me there was a game where guys flew around on ice and bashed each other with sticks, I'd ask where could I watch. It bores the hell out of me. Anyway, don't derail it. If you can think of a stank ass hockey player who looks dirtier than Ovechkin, bring him to the table. My other buddy right now is putting in a vote for Youkilis since the guy apparently sweats in buckets. We just need to get you to a playoff game. Evgeni Malkin is plain ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Guy. Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Joe Frazier comes off as a smelly fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPT_CHAOS47 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Brock Lesnar? Clay Guida probably smells MUCH worse. He looks like a ****ing caveman. I agree 100% with you... Clay really looks like a stinky guy with constant skid marks in the the underwear.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I imagine this guy could smell bad: Mike Commodore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAPT_CHAOS47 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I imagine this guy could smell bad:Mike Commodore I bet his hair smells like head and shoulders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 How can you hate hockey? Fast paced, physical, sudden death OT in the playoffs and the most important trophy in pro sports.And the physicality isn't being sapped out of the game like sadly in football. Son, I remember when they actually used to let the players BEAT THE LIVING **** out of each other. They still check hard and such, but believe me, it's not as physical as it used to be. Not enough blood on the ice anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Warren Sapp stinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PF Chang Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Basketball...I'll go with Vlade Divac. even that name appears to smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I imagine this guy could smell bad: Mike Commodore He looks like that guy that had the painting show on TV and talked like Mr. Rogers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 He looks like that guy that had the painting show on TV and talked like Mr. Rogers. That would be Bob Ross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegionOfDoom Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Mike Commodore Bob Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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