OK...here it went. I was searching for a stolen car and Flat screen TV that was stolen the night before. From around 1:00 am until 3:30 am I was on a stakeout on Eastern Ave NE about 5 blocks from Southern Ave. I was out there just hoping that the stolen car would pass me because the person who took it was known to frequent that area.
In midst of staking out on Eastern Ave I begin to realize that I was slam in the middle of a high traffic prostitution area. I was amazed to level of organization of this prostitution operation. I noticed the protective Pimp in a vehicle on the opposite corner and potential Johns that drove up and down the street constantly hoping to score while dodging the Police. So this was like a giant cat and mouse operation unfolding in front of me.
So instintually I find myself looking around and utilizing my mirrors so I can watch the view from the rear so someone doesn't sneek up. During this process I see girls dropped off from cars one girl in particular jumps out with her pants down and she begins to urinate right on the sidewalk, she did a shake and pulled her thong and pants back up. So this process went on until I noticed a couple of different guys headed towards my general direction at the same time. It was time for me to go!!!
So after all of that I procedd to head home because I was tired and needed a little sleep so I can head back out in the morning to resume my search.
So the next morning I drive around NE DC just hoping I spot the vehicle but I all I noticed on a Sunday morning were all of the Church folks and crackheads. I was dissapointed to see all of the people out and about on a Sunday morning...crackheads and dealers just hanging out and stuff. So as I was leaving I stopped by a carryout to get me a steak and cheese sammich and fries. I place my order and was told it would take 10 minutes. So I went back to my truck and wait...that is when I noticed the picture... so while thinking back on what I witnessed for the day the picture was just hillarious to me...
No Drugs....plenty all around
No Drinking...liquor store right next door
No Loitering...laundry mat on the other side
How do they expect for the neighborhood to not comply with the sign in the window. I couldn't believe it when I saw it.
So there it is. I might not be funny...the sign by itself but hopefully the story gives you a better understanding of why I posted it.
